Okay, so maybe I've not answered the question. But now I've got a song by The Who stuck in my head. So really, let's call us even.
Me? I'm Alex Hayden. Okay, I was someone else, before. But now really, after everything, that's really who I am. Agent X of Agency X. Merc for hire. No, not the Merc with a Mouth. That jerkwad isn't me. We may be similar, but don't blame me for anything that simian minded bastard does. I'm much cooler. Don't let the fact that I don't have my own comic title anymore fool you.
Dammit, I broke the fourth wall again. You know how hard it is to find contractors that will fix that?