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Ambrogino Giovanni (ambrogino) wrote in voicesinmyhead,
@ 2009-03-16 15:10:00

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ambrogino giovanni, prompt #62

#62 - How much of you is hidden?
None of me. My existence is an open book.

I can hardly be faulted if others are too stupid to understand the language the pages are written in.

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	george_carter 2009-03-21 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Open book? Right book of nutters you mean. Ah well that explains it... No one can read the language of nutters but you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-03-23 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Certainly not you. Ah, that is why you are so cranky -- Cousin Isabel needs to by you some more colouring books and crayons so you can learn the rest of the alphabet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-03-23 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not the cranky one, here mate. You're the one going all surly, like your conscience is bothering you or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-03-24 11:34 am UTC (link)
	Stop using words you don't know the meaning of, it's embarrassing for you. See the little constable. Think, constable, think. Oh dear, his head exploded. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-03-24 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	You are feeling guilty. Poor Nutter, feeling guilty and uncertain about all the stupid things he's done. Trying to bluster his way out of people laughing at him... You have my pity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-03-25 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Feeling guilty? No, not yet. Not even later. Actually, you have my pity -- I've got the better books, and calendar. It will do until I get rid of you. *calendar page courtesy of Hail King. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-03-25 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	laughs You'll be wanking to paper for the rest of your days, mate, while I have the pleasure of the real thing. Your poor little head is spinning because I have her and you don't. Well you'll never have her, just like you'll never be rid of me or make good on your little nutter schemes. Poor unloved you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-03-25 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	That may be so, but at least I can still do my thinking with the proper head, unlike some in this conversation. You keep telling yourself that. You have to sleep some time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-03-25 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	laughs that's cause your other head has fallen off from neglect. Maybe you wouldn't be such a stroppy bastard if you got some... oh but where? No one would touch you. I reckon your own hand would recoil in disgust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-03-25 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Do me a favour and leave the school play yard. scoffs Fallen off from neglect -- how old are you? Five? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-03-25 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Must have fallen off as you don't seem to know where it is... or has it just withered with age and disuse? Good thing you have no chance with Isabel or she'd laugh at you when it came time. Vibrant girl like her needs someone with a bit of strength. You don't cut it there anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-03-25 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Good thing you do not write natural enhancement email adverts, you would bore everyone to tears. You keep harping on that, boy. Your insecurities are showing. When cousin Isabel is ready to take her place with the adults again, I'll be waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-03-25 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Waiting... yeah you'll be waiting at the loser's table while me and Isabel enjoy life. How do you know so much about natural whatever that is... looking for help are ya? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-03-25 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	It will be a tolerable wait, as I sip the wine of immortality and wait for you to die. I will let Isabel keep your spirit as a pet. No, I just hacked into your email account one day. You sure do have a lot of those offers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-03-25 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Hacked into my email. Load of bollocks that. Reckon you don't know what email is, you just heard some people talking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-04-05 10:11 am UTC (link)
	You just keep telling yourself that, constable. It is almost entertaining to watch you simple mind work -- rather like a child's top as it spins and wobbles. ~~Please do continue to underestimate me -- it suits my purposes admirably.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-04-05 10:28 am UTC (link)
	At least mine is moving. Yours is in bits all over the floor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-04-05 10:39 am UTC (link)
	In bits all over the floor? Is that really your best? I must have woken you up from nap-time. Go get some more biscotti, warm milk, and finish your nap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-04-05 10:49 am UTC (link)
	Are biscotti them crunchy things? No fear I'll eat as many as Nona can make! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-04-05 11:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh goody! -- maybe you will explode. I think I would pay to see that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-04-05 11:29 am UTC (link)
	Jealous that you get fat eh? Well it happens when you get old and used up. Just let you belt out a notch like my grandad done after eating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2009-04-05 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	No, jealous I won't get the chance to see you explode and someone else might. There are ways to work around that though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2009-04-05 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	Explode? Son I work all that off seeing to Isabel. She requires lots of attention. Something you'd never be able to give her. And she deserves to have more than the best. That's why she's got me and won't have you. (Reply to this) (Parent)