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Tweak says, "IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAP"

george_carter (george_carter) wrote in voicesinmyhead,
@ 2008-08-16 15:15:00

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george carter, prompt #51

#51 How deadly is your character?
How deadly is your character? What could make her kill someone, and how would it happen?

Deadly? Well I reckon I am if you are a gun carrying villain or a bug.

It's not like I've killed many people, nor is it something that I enjoy doing. I remember each one. I think the worst was that nutter Cook. He'd got Jack by the throat with a chain. Me head was still reeling from where he'd given me a good knock but the sight of Jack being choked to death by that mad killer... well I put three shots right into him. Bastard.

Generally, I don't shoot until I'm shot at, but that's happening more and more.

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ambrogino
2008-08-21 02:49 pm UTC (link)

What a refreshing dose of ~~admitting to incompetency~~ honesty. I would applaud you, constable, but I am too busy preparing to shoot you twice. Once for the unprovoked attack upon me on my own property and a second time for pure spite.

Now I am curious considering the fortunate shakiness of your aim. Do you mean that you put three shots into Cook's back? Or is it that you put three into Cook and one or two into Jack?

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george_carter
2008-08-21 03:03 pm UTC (link)

Well look what crawled in, a bug.

Your own property? Do leave off. You were up to some villany in Isabel's cellar and I regret your luck in shifting right as I nailed ya. I reckon that cockney twat Burke had a hand in that. But it won't happen twice.

Next is a head shot cause you was wearing last time and I'm wise to ya.

I nailed that bastard Cook three good body shots in the chest. Not too far off where I got you come to think.

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ambrogino
2008-08-21 03:25 pm UTC (link)

Well, go on then, let's see you dispatch it with your much bragged about deadliness. Ah, you are referring to me -- how droll. Still, my first words do stand, I'd like to see you try.

Wait, wait, I have seen you try and I am still here.

I was up to no such thing in my cellar. I was 'wearing' as you so quaintly phrase it, because I'm wise to you and your over-itchy trigger finger.

Why don't I believe you? I know, I can summon Cook's shade and ask him myself. What say you to a little reunion, constable?

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	george_carter 2008-08-21 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	You summon that mad bastard back and He can throttle you like he done to the others. I'd like to see that one. You was wearing cause you're a sneaking coward. Your guilty conscience that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2008-08-21 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	I am amenable to that. Which part would you prefer to see more? His ghost or just his hands? Guilty conscience? How dare you, insolent cur. I shall have my satisfaction for that slur upon my character. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2008-08-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	No slur there mate, just the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2008-08-21 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Damnable lies, you jumped up gutter snip. I do not have a conscience. I'd suggest pistols at dawn, but I've seen you shoot. As I am a sproting man, I will be satisfied with sabers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2008-08-21 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Fear your luck won't hold again eh? Aren't sabers those swords they use in movies? Oh you have a conscience, mate. And its eating right at you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2008-08-21 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	My luck is still better than your aim. I'd trust it more than I would trust you were taking sighting lessons. Or fencing lessons. Now you're bordering on the ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2008-08-21 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Keep telling yourself that. I don't feel bad anymore at the thought of shooting you. Fencing... That's for tight wearing poofs. Like you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2008-08-21 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Anymore? Is that an attempt to appeal to my altruism, for I assure you that it will not work. I have never had any qualms about disposing of you. Laugh while you can, constable. We'll see who will be laughing last after I've run you through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2008-08-21 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	You gonna wear one of them poofter outfits then? That might get me laughing so hard I might miss you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ambrogino 2008-08-21 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Only if you agree to a truce so that I can go through your wardrobe in peace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	george_carter 2008-08-21 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	No ducky, I said poofter, not excellent, manly, bird attracting and spiff like what my gear is. You just want a crawl through my pants drawer you perv. (Reply to this) (Parent)