Do I believe in an afterlife? *lights a cigarette and stops to ponder this for a while*
No.
Not really.
I'm sure I probably did once upon a time, back when our parents were doing their best to make us into good little Catholics. Not that I ever really bought into any of that shit. I mean, yeah, it's nice to have a cozy little belief system I'm sure, that says when you reach your expiration date, good shit happens to you. Right.
[private] Probably a good thing, gods know I'd be so damned it's not even funny..... [/private]