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[28 Nov 2009|01:15am] |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! YAY!
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[26 Nov 2009|09:25pm] |
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I'm soooo exhausted, today has been insane. Kutch's mom, his brother, my parents...
I can't wait for Christmas!
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[26 Nov 2009|08:34pm] |
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Maddie fell asleep. Kait is making Noah and Adam play dress up. My mom is talking to Piper's parents and I think I am officially in a turkey coma.
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[22 Nov 2009|03:15pm] |
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Twitter and Football, two things that get the boyfriends attention EVERYTIME!
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[19 Nov 2009|02:54pm] |
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I've got a feeling that I'm about to turn into Charlotte York pretty soon.
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| This cracks me up, but I'm still not sure why... |
[19 Nov 2009|11:38am] |
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| I hate that I'm this incredibly cheesy but its loves fault. |
[18 Nov 2009|12:04am] |
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( CUTENESS OVERLOAD! )
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[14 Nov 2009|11:26pm] |
I just have to share with you guys these photos. I love how they turned out (especially one in particular), but I expected them to photoshop out my nipples in the one... lol Oh well.
Oh, by the way Jackson, since when are you into group sex? lol
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[11 Nov 2009|11:13pm] |
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Congrats to Taylor on all FOUR of her awards tonight. Video of the Year, Album of the Year, Female Vocalist and Entertainer.
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[11 Nov 2009|04:34pm] |
According to Brad Paisley, if one of Carrie's dresses got any shorter tonight it would be a scarf....Now I want to know what HIS dress looks like.
DOn't forget everyone to tune into ABC tonight at 8/7cst for the CMA Awards. So you can see Miss Taylor take the Entertainer of the Year honor from me.
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[10 Nov 2009|07:42pm] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITTANY!!
Hope its filled with love and joy!
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| Don't go quietly-combat baby |
[08 Nov 2009|12:40pm] |
Fun fact of the day: I was asked to play Bella in the twilight series
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| I love you, Carrie? |
[03 Nov 2009|01:13am] |
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[02 Nov 2009|09:53pm] |
LOL Johnny Knoxville is the biggest smart ass in the world but the best friend anyone could ask for.
Thanks for kicking my ass a little!
Just the FYI of the night.
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[01 Nov 2009|11:05am] |
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Getting ready to get on a plane with my beautiful wife. We're headed to Switzerland for a few days. If I have it my way, we won't leave the hotel (hush Mandy.) But knowing Piper we'll be doing plenty of sightseeing.
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[30 Oct 2009|11:44am] |
Worse Craft service ever. :|
I know I'm going to have a stomach ache after this.
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| Because my daughter wants me to show this to as many people as possible |
[24 Oct 2009|11:06pm] |
And yes, Kait wants all her guests to dress up.
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[21 Oct 2009|09:42pm] |
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Pretty sure "Modern Family" is the best thing on tv.
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| My favorite quote of the day - As taught to us by Sex & The City |
[14 Oct 2009|07:41pm] |
Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot!
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[11 Oct 2009|06:42pm] |
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“When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?”
Carrie Bradshaw, [more like the writer of that episode] you put it together in ways that I wish I could.
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[04 Oct 2009|01:43pm] |
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I need icon keywords. I don't need anyone to volunteer, but I would love suggestions. Should I name them after fruits? A little "kiwi" here and a "cherry" there or animals? Movies or songs? Random Dr. Seuss titles? Now those suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
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[03 Oct 2009|02:01pm] |
I wish I had the kind of voice that could sing old standards. I think I'm completely in love with the Simply Sinatra channel on my Sirius radio. I could drive around all day listening to it.
Even with the depression and war going on, its easy to romanticize the time where gentlemen wore hats and women wore amazing dresses everyday.
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[09 Sep 2009|07:49am] |
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I'm usually not awake this early on a normal day. But for some reason I am. The CMA Award nomination are today and usually I sleep until someone calls me telling me what my nominations are. But today I am up and waiting for them to be announced. Great.
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| Kenny-1, Taylor-0 |
[18 Aug 2009|12:02pm] |
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Kenny Chesney, because Kenny Chesney killed that man.
On his birthday, Kenny Chesney randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
On a high school math test, Kenny Chesney put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Kenny Chesney solves all his problems with Violence.
Kenny Chesney proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
Kenny Chesney's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Kenny Chesney has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Kenny Chesney 3. Cancer
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Kenny Chesney doesn't believe in magic.
Mr. T pities the fool. Kenny Chesney rips the fool's head off.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Kenny Chesney says its beef, then it's beef.
For Spring Break '07, Kenny Chesney drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Kenny Chesney thrives on pain. Kenny Chesney then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Kenny Chesney was once charged with attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the chargesbecause Kenny Chesney does not "attempt" murder.
Kenny Chesney has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Kenny Chesney that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Kenny Chesney once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.---Sad part is, this one is actually true.
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| I might get killed for this... |
[16 Aug 2009|12:16am] |
I came across some pictures tonight from a certain movie that three lovely ladies here were in together. These are from one of my favorite scenes:
( Who will kill me first? Lauren, Mandy or my wife? )
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[09 Aug 2009|12:43pm] |
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On my fanclub message board, a fan said that she couldn't get good pictures because I'm like a jackrabbit. Mandy, did you join my fanclub?
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| This is what happens when I listen to Piper's conversations |
[05 Aug 2009|09:42pm] |
"Please spare methe litany. Especially when it sounds so much like a Kenny Chesney song."--Lauren Graham as Lorelei Gimore from Gilmore Girls
Why am I watching my wife's Gilmore Girl DVDs?
Oh and I bought the newest issue of Women's Health because Piper wanted it. But I gave it to her coverless because Mandy was on the cover. And it will now hang on my bus with the pictures of my wife and kids.
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[01 Aug 2009|07:02pm] |
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I hate tabloids and rumors. I'm happily married with two beutiful little girls, why does my name always get brought up in these situations?
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[10 Jul 2009|09:14pm] |
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Only in country music would I go to cmt.com and read a blog about Mandy Moore. Hey Mandy, you and I are connected in another way now.
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