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Oct. 26th, 2020


[info]secondumbrella
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[info]secondumbrella
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[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Jesus H. Christ on a cracker

[...]

Right.

So. Literally every goddamn person in this place knows """Dan"" and apparently it's his birthday tomorrow and the only reason I know this is because when I said I was thinking about what to do in my own life tomorrow he got some fucking sad puppy dog eye thing and was all like 'oh, okay...' and now apparently that means that I am inviting, ugh, no, not that telling people that if you want to show up on Friday, 7, at the axe throwing place and say things to him, that would be appropriate.

He's also marrying into my family, which I still think means he should throw me a party or at least give me a gift or something, so consider it like a [...] celebration of that too. I guess. Even though the idea of bachelor parties is archaic as fuck because it implies you're losing something but whatever. So it isn't that. Just a statement of fact.

Please do not consider this as an invitation to be my friend, I have enough friends and they are the be

Great.

Oct. 23rd, 2020


[info]shined
[info]valloic

[info]shined
[info]valloic

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[info]shined
[info]valloic
We didn't actually send invitations because I guess the network counts as one big invitation, so - Allison and I are getting married in two weeks !!!, on 11/7, for those who don't know. Everything will be taking place at Skyhold, and everyone's invited. It's part of the series of masquerade parties that week but if you forget your mask we'll have a bunch available, in baskets scattered around.

I think that's all? I don't know, my brain is a little scrambled. I just took an exam for school and it was like this )

But I'm doing really well in my Pharmacology class.

Oct. 20th, 2020


[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic

[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic

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[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic
Did you know being a volunteer firefighter involves actual training now? Used to be all you needed to know was how to line up and pass a bucket. Maybe how to climb a ladder without falling and breaking your fool neck.

Anyway, I only run when I'm being chased and I am definitely not studying for any tests so I guess that's out. I'm thinking about new ideas for the Underground instead. Maybe pairs matches. Or blindfolds!

[FILTERED TO SEREFIN]
Are you seriously not going to tell me what happened at tea? What if I were literally bleeding to death, would you tell me then?

Oct. 19th, 2020


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
Cheers Vallo, it's your problematic fav: Gideon Nav with a heartfelt request.

I like you, Vallo. I like your zest, your "what even is this shit?? I can't even deal, but whatever" attitude. I like your selection of all black outfits and I like your other colors, I suppose, maybe. I like your live-and-let-live philosophy. I even liked getting chomped by a dinosaur on some level because the adrenaline rush was sweet and now I can say I got chomped by a dinosaur and not even be lying. I like your fight clubs, and I like your theatrical extravaganzas. But most of all I like your food - I mean, I like my friends, obviously, my new friends come first, but I'm talking now about the FOOD. I like it maybe a little too much because I've been eating enough pastries the last three weeks to make an internal parasite blossom and I really need to do something about that.

So, I request - a workout buddy! That's right. While I never needed a workout buddy back home at the Ninth, mostly on account of my being locked inside my cell 12 hours a day and being watched by megalomaniacal nuns the other 12 hours, I think I would appreciate a workout buddy now. Doing sit ups and pull ups every morning just isn't going to cut it with the amount of carbs I've been shoveling into my gaping maw, and rather than slow the carb train, I need to up my physical activity. Plus, let's be real, this is as much of a favor to you as it is to me, because I'm awesome and I have heard on good authority that they made that "Welcome to the Gun Show" muscle-tee about me. It's practically biographical. I am also supportive when I need to be and tough love when I need to be. I may even call you a 'tit' if you act like one. The sky is the limit.

I will accept a male gym buddy, but to be perfectly honest, if I'm going to have to put up with spotting you and watching you sweat I'd really rather prefer this be an aesthetic experience, so girl power is more my angle in this one. I promise I will not be creepy. If multiple work out buddies are amenable to a group thing, let's do a group thing. To apply, please make a comment here and I will either completely ignore you or swoon. It's Russian roulette of emotions. Let's go, Vallo!

Oct. 13th, 2020


[info]dontdie
[info]valloic

[info]dontdie
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[info]dontdie
[info]valloic
If you've a need to punch out your fears, Fight Club is rapidly approaching this weekend, the 17th. If you're interested in participating, stop by this week to sign the waiver.

We also have an expansion on The Underground to officially unveil - a training room for enhanced visitors. Everything has been built, magically enchanted and tested to withstand nearly* any strength level and power thrown at it, so those of you with a tendency to bring down walls and burst punching bags are welcome to safely spar and train here. The first visit is free, and then standard membership fees apply.

*Kratos tested, but we'd prefer if you didn't bring down the whole block around it trying to best that. Neighbors might complain.

[DIEGO, SEREFIN, JACOB]
Would anyone like to explain what that was about?

[SARA LANCE]
I can make myself available for punching and/or alcohol, if you could use the company.

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]meleski
[info]valloic
DIEGO HARGREEVES
SEREFIN MELESKI
WHO Diego Hargreeves and Serefin Meleski
WHERE The Underground
WHEN Tuesday, October 13
WHAT Fight training goes real yikes when an old god finally decides to come out
STATUS Complete!
WARNINGS Blood, violence, slight eye/body horror, Diego being cool af
But what Diego had going for him was that stubborn streak and a fierce loyalty to people, and, once earned, he would go to the ends of the earth and back. So fuck yeah, he could fight a god for Serefin. Read more... )

Oct. 11th, 2020


[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]meleski
[info]valloic
For sale: one horribly expensive-looking, gemstone-laden, ancestral piece of metal to wear around your finger. Heavy and absolutely garish, full of sharp bits and old blood. You won't have to face your greatest fears to wear it but you will have the honor of calling yourself the High King of Tranavia. It amounts to nothing here, but some people like their titles.

I accept money, alcohol, or a mix of both in exchange.

Oct. 10th, 2020


[info]shined
[info]valloic

[info]shined
[info]valloic

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[info]shined
[info]valloic
The Overlook Hotel is gone. Waypoints are safe to use again and no one has to worry about being pulled to that place or ending up there. Thank you to those that helped when it was here, even if it wasn't able to be knocked down until now it meant a lot that you wanted to try - most of you all are really good people.

I'm going to take this weekend to catch up on sleep but will be back in the clinic on Monday, Snooze Room and all, if anyone needs to reach me for clinic matters or anything else. NA/AA and Death Talk groups will both resume Wednesday too.

Oct. 7th, 2020


[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[info]vijf
[info]valloic

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[info]vijf
[info]valloic
[UMBRELLA ACADEMY]

I need to know if you guys are okay. Don't ask, just say yes.

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

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[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
This has probably been debated thoroughly knowing how things work here, but -

Your best tips for getting bloodstains out of clothing, GO.

Oct. 5th, 2020


[info]shined
[info]valloic

[info]shined
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shined
[info]valloic
I don't even know how to say this but I don't want anyone to get hurt, so - please just be careful, if you hike in the cliffs or use the waypoints. A very big, very primordial evil showed up here - it's called the Overlook Hotel, and it's from my world. I destroyed it once by rigging the boiler to blow and died with it but it seems a little hardier this time, unfortunately.

private message to dwight and diego )

Sep. 23rd, 2020


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
Alas, Gideon the Hot was felled by a creature of meat and sinew and teeth, did I mention the fucking TEETH? I don't know how long the whitecoats are going to keep me in bed; I broke ummmm we'll go with A LOT of things. ON THE TEETH. Don't recommend it. At least I took one out. Dinosaurs, MORE LIKE WHINE-O-SAURS.

Did I mention I got the good drugs? Gideon got the good drugs. Friends, if you have not been eaten, visit. I am awash in a sea of self-pity, and I could use a tender bedside manner. The doctors here won't even let me do push ups because I'll "TEAR" something.

And someone needs to watch my ghost cat. He's liable to get lonely.

Sep. 21st, 2020


[info]rivaini
[info]valloic

[info]rivaini
[info]valloic

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[info]rivaini
[info]valloic
Alright, you lot - there's something coming from that island that was discovered, the one vomiting all the wee flying dragons and I've no idea what the details are but if anyone wants to join my crew and sail off, I've got a ship now. Isn't she beautiful? I'm calling her Siren's Call II - she's from my time with the Raiders of the Waking Sea.

I'm taking sign-ups today, we'll head out tomorrow. Diego, you've no choice, you're already my Quartermaster.

Sep. 15th, 2020


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

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[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
After a brief disappearance, my spectral kitty seems to have decided to stay around. Never had a cat before, or a pet at all. Cats are funny little independent cusses, aren't they? Wonder if their personalities are any better when they're alive. This one can't decide if she wants me to pet her or to fuck right off the planet.

Looking forward to being your favorite champion this weekend at Fight Club. I'll sign whatever you want and promise to give exceptionally sweaty hugs.

[ Filtered to Diego Hargreeves ]

One of yours vanished, didn't it? Sorry to have read it. I hope you're not ruining that second-only-to-mine face by fretting about it.

[ /Filter ]

[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic

[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic

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[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO DIEGO HARGREEVES]
I sincerely think you're cursed, mate. Every time fight club is about to come up, you have family awful going on. What do you need?
[FILTERED TO EVIE FRYE]
If I disappear at some point, will you take a day off to grieve? Just curious.

Sep. 14th, 2020


[info]rivaini
[info]valloic

[info]rivaini
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]rivaini
[info]valloic
WHO: Isabela, Diego, and Molly
WHAT: Princess Powerful accepts a dinner invitation
WHERE: Morningside, Bela and Diego's apartment
WHEN: Recently
WARNINGS: Excessive garlic bread?
STATUS: Complete

They weren’t Chase or Nico, but they were all right. )

Sep. 10th, 2020


[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic

[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]brassknuckles
[info]valloic
Attention Underground patrons! Since we're officially making money off this venture (and not just the figurative reward of punching each other in the face), we're adding in a winner's prize purse. The way it goes is this: for every person who participates, we'll put $50 into the pot. Top three split the pot 70/20/10. Invite your friends, invite your enemies! And don't forget to bet while you're there. Next fight club is on Saturday the 19th.

[FILTERED TO SEREFIN]
Alright, first question. Does he talk to you?

Sep. 7th, 2020


[info]secondumbrella
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[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Someone get this fucking ghost octopus backpack bullshit off me.

Sep. 4th, 2020


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
I tried, Serefin. Never say I gave anything less than my best, even when I clearly dialed it in.

There once was blood mage named 'Fin
Who had an acquaintance with sin,
Despite being odd,
He stuck it to God,
And burned down a church for the win!

Fin's friends attended en masse
And used their magic as gas,
The fire did spread,
And engulfed poor Fin's bed,
So now he'll have to fuck in the grass.


Startlingly fewer dick references than I set out to create, but I don't choose the art; the art chooses me. And to think that Harrow once referred to me as 'illiterate for all practical purposes'.

Also, DEFENSE TEAM A. I'm all up in you. Hey.

Filtered to Vax

Are you done being emotionally healthy yet? I hate this. Go drinking with me and we'll bitch about common disappointments and our deepest regrets in life, and then you can play wing man for me when I inevitably try to find a cute woman with hidden strengths and low standards to go home with.

Sep. 3rd, 2020


[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]meleski
[info]valloic
Does anyone have proclivities toward fire? I need to burn down a building in the forest.