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Oct. 18th, 2020


[info]shittyknight
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[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic
From the Death Bed of Byron Sterling Knight,

I have lost my fuckin mojo. The end is near, I'm too weak to go on. Lards, you get my law textbooks and Samwell gear. Jack, I don't have anything to leave for you except my fuckin respect, bro. Bits, please make a pie in my honor. Nursey, I'll be with you in spirit for your play. Murderbro, it's been a pleasure.

Signing off,
Shitty Knight

Oct. 16th, 2020


[info]ghostdrummer
[info]valloic

[info]ghostdrummer
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]ghostdrummer
[info]valloic
Uh... hi?

I'm Alex. Caroline told me about this place and I watched the video and... I'm still mostly confused, but whatever.

Luke? Reggie? Julie? Are any of you here? Please?

Oct. 7th, 2020


[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vijf
[info]valloic
[UMBRELLA ACADEMY]

I need to know if you guys are okay. Don't ask, just say yes.

Oct. 1st, 2020


[info]superdead
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[info]superdead
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[No Subject]


[info]superdead
[info]valloic
I saw someone post a what age am I question and I think I have one that might beat it.

If I was born on this day in 1989, died in 2006 but stuck around as a ghost, time travelled in April of 2019 to February of 1960, ghost died in November of 1963 and then showed up here in what is I guess 2020 - how old am I today?

Sep. 23rd, 2020


[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic

[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic
I wish to let the Hargreeves know that their angry man-child of a brother is at the clinic.

He also wishes for a Dolores to not visit him because she will complain, but a Nigma is welcome because [...] formulae? He will die of overwork, you know.

[Dean.]

Clothes and boots for the park. Help.

Teach me E- Walmart.

Sep. 15th, 2020


[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vijf
[info]valloic
Just to get this out of the way, I'm not interested in your warnings on the dangers of alcohol consumption today, or sympathy. Not now and not ever.

But Apocalyptic Brew will be closed today. Employees will be paid for their impromptu day off.

[MORGAN YU]
Would you be interested in having Dolores visit you for the day?

Sep. 7th, 2020


[info]secondumbrella
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[info]secondumbrella
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[No Subject]


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Someone get this fucking ghost octopus backpack bullshit off me.

Sep. 6th, 2020


[info]loved_the_stars
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[info]loved_the_stars
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]loved_the_stars
[info]valloic
I had a lot of fun at the Speed dating event, so thanks to everyone setting that up. A few people had some questions regarding A.I. so if people want I'm happy to explain it. SAM also has a physical presence, in case people want to meet him in person, and he can answer questions too (and probably better then I can, because supercomputer).

Sep. 4th, 2020


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
I tried, Serefin. Never say I gave anything less than my best, even when I clearly dialed it in.

There once was blood mage named 'Fin
Who had an acquaintance with sin,
Despite being odd,
He stuck it to God,
And burned down a church for the win!

Fin's friends attended en masse
And used their magic as gas,
The fire did spread,
And engulfed poor Fin's bed,
So now he'll have to fuck in the grass.


Startlingly fewer dick references than I set out to create, but I don't choose the art; the art chooses me. And to think that Harrow once referred to me as 'illiterate for all practical purposes'.

Also, DEFENSE TEAM A. I'm all up in you. Hey.

Filtered to Vax

Are you done being emotionally healthy yet? I hate this. Go drinking with me and we'll bitch about common disappointments and our deepest regrets in life, and then you can play wing man for me when I inevitably try to find a cute woman with hidden strengths and low standards to go home with.

Aug. 31st, 2020


[info]theordinaryone
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[info]theordinaryone
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[No Subject]


[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic
"This place should have step stools or something." says the maybe 12 year old who handed me the vodka sauce I couldn't reach on the top shelf of the grocery store.

Aug. 28th, 2020


[info]shined
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[info]shined
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shined
[info]valloic
I know Ravi's talked about the clinic on here, the one he set up (which, echoing his sentiments, everyone should get a check-up at some point) but I just wanted to add that I've got what I've dubbed the Snooze Room there as well, and I'm terrible at names so I'm also taking better suggestions. But if anyone is having trouble sleeping and needs to get some rest, I can help you there. We can talk about what the over-arching issue is too, in case a specialist is needed, but also think of it as a cozy nap room. Of sorts.

And I'm still running the NA/AA meetings on Wednesday nights too, for any new people in need of the info. The Death group is afterward and as a testament to my terrible naming skills, I still don't know what else to call that one.

Aug. 26th, 2020


[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic

[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic
I realized yesterday that I've never actually played any kind of Mario game before, and I have no idea what some of you are getting so excited about. That was never an approved recreation activity for me and I didn't bother picking it up when I left home.

time to see what I've missed )

Aug. 20th, 2020


[info]celebutante
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[info]celebutante
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[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
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Greetings, fellow kidnapped denizens! Alexis Rose, here to make your day just a little bit brighter so put on your cheap Wal-Mart sunglasses because it's time for...

SPEED DATING

Or as I like to call it, Booty Camp.

In honor of Beyoncé's glorious entrance into the world, yes, that Beyoncé whom I once met in Mykonos, there will be a speed dating event on September 4th. Hosted by moi, the event will begin at 6:00 PM and will be held at Ásynja Meadery. Food and drinks available for purchase, but try not to get too sloppy or lose your top too early.

There will be a $10 registration fee, and all proceeds go to benefit the Chakrabarti Clinic, because we all have to take care of ourselves and get those pap smears if that applies to you. If you're interested in signing up or signing up someone else who is too shy to sign up but is sitting around sad and lonely, eyeliner flaking off as they listen to Creep by Radiohead, let us know!

And if there are questions or concerns, direct them to Alexis Rose (that's me), PR Leadership for the DOA, owner of Alexis Rose Communications, and current babysitter of Rose Apothecary.

OOC )

Aug. 18th, 2020


[info]vibecheck
[info]valloic

[info]vibecheck
[info]valloic

Network Post ➢ Open + Filters


[info]vibecheck
[info]valloic
So. I don't know if anyone else out there knows me or anything, I mean, I guess I couldn't have been that lame that like... I didn't talk to anyone? Fu I'm Richie but.... I don't remember anything. I'm sorry if that's weird for anyone but it's pretty fucking weird to me too. Just so you know that... I'm not that big of an asshole and I wouldn't like... pretend not to know you. I just. Literally don't. So. I'm sorry.

Also, would anyone be kinda interested in like. A courier? I have some experience in it since I helped deliver stuff for my dad and the local hardware store for extra money back home. I have a map and a car, so I can do like. Same day stuff if there's anything people really need delivered and don't wanna wait for the post office or something?

I just wanna see if I should figure out the details on a delivery service. So, yeah, let me know.

the losers house*.
Guess who now (mostly) owns a car???

cut for image )

Who wants to help me name it?

will and el.
I'm really sorry that I don't remember anything. It's [...........] super fucking confusing for me too, trust me. But. Yeah. If you wanna talk and stuff, I'd like to get to know you guys. Eddie told me a little but, you know, that's really not the same. And I'd like you guys to get to know me too. If you want.


[*includes the Stranger kids]

Aug. 15th, 2020


[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vijf
[info]valloic
[POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR THE SECOND SEASON OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY]

To Whom It May Concern, I'm perfectly fine, and I've already offered to pay for any damages incurred to two specific vending machines last night. I do have a vague recollection of making Diego run after me, but I can't be sure that's fact or fiction.

[JON]
Should I be concerned?

[NYX]
Thank you for humoring and serving us last night.

Did we pay you?

[VANYA]
How are you doing?

Aug. 14th, 2020


[info]gonekayaking
[info]valloic

[info]gonekayaking
[info]valloic

voice post.


[info]gonekayaking
[info]valloic
Isn't this just typical? Here I was, looking forward to being dead and expecting to maybe get some rest for the first time in years, and what happens instead? I get pulled into some sort of bureaucratic hellscape with the formality and the explanations.

Shit. I kept expecting Elias to pop his head up the whole time and be like, "Forever means forever, Tim," with that smug, punchable face of his. At least that would have given me some stress relief.

I'd half thing none of it had ended if there wasn't so much order to this place. But no. This doesn't make sense as anything but what they said it was. As much sense as that makes.

And least I've gotten used to rolling with the punches.

So! For the assembled masses, whomever or whatever they be, this is Timothy Stoker, at your service. Openly resigned to whatever sort of fate this is.

[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vijf
[info]valloic
Spoilers for the second season of Umbrella Academy )

Apr. 19th, 2020


[info]aghoststory
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[info]aghoststory
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]aghoststory
[info]valloic
please fill out my friendship survey

nickname:
favorite color:
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best talent:
if you had to be a dinosaur what would you be:
if you only could eat one food forever:
who would win in a fight bear with lasers or fire breathing tiger:

Apr. 15th, 2020


[info]fourofseven
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[info]fourofseven
[info]valloic

Network ➢ Klaus Hargreeves


[info]fourofseven
[info]valloic
Just how high am I right now?

[info]aghoststory
[info]valloic

[info]aghoststory
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]aghoststory
[info]valloic
i cant find my bear

am i being sent back i dont wanna go