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Dec. 1st, 2020


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic
I've now learned that there are actually purpose-made ice skates here, rather than just blades to strap to your boots. Where might I find some for sale?

[Filtered to Alexis]
Would you like to come join me in finding out if I still remember how to skate? I haven't tried since I was a child, and I may embarrass myself terribly, but I am making tea with whisky in it to keep warm and care less.

Nov. 15th, 2020


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Greetings, Vallo denizens of all persuasions! I have a couple of announcements I wanted to share with the class before I enjoyed my Cinderella latte, which is a pumpkin spice latte where you substitute half of the pumpkin spice sauce pumps for white mocha. You're welcome for the life-changing tip.

1. If you're looking for a good place to eat after the epic hockey match today, Café Tropical is now in the city. It's from my home turf, Schitt's Creek. Really good food sometimes, and the smoothies are an adventure.

2. Into the Woods! Opening night is November 19th. The show runs 'til the 22nd, 7 PM each night with a 2 PM show on Sunday. We've been rehearsing hard, come see us!

3. My Womb Eviction Day is 12/19. I'll be throwing a party someplace so mark your calendars now! More details later, when I get potentially the right permits I'll need for this blowout.


private to cullen )

Nov. 13th, 2020


[info]negativespace
[info]valloic

[info]negativespace
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]negativespace
[info]valloic
Who wants to nag off self-reflection entirely and get absolutely shattered with me at ohhhhhh ten-thirty in the morning! I'm very cute.

Oct. 28th, 2020


[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]meleski
[info]valloic
There seems to be an infestation of bats that assumed residence outside of Morningside. And no, I am not talking about the decorative ones that were there previously. Although, those seem to have vanished so one can infer the two incidences are related.

FILTERED TO JACOB. )

Oct. 15th, 2020


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic
Good afternoon.

My name is Cullen Rutherford, and I was in the middle of clearing a giant spider nest from the edge of the Sanctuary grounds when I encountered the magic that brought me here. I understand from your very jaunty song and dance show (viddio, I think they called it?) that returning to my home and my work is impossible, and I therefore must learn to get on here.

It was suggested that I first inquire as to if any others from my world are here. Do any of you by chance hail from Thedas?

I would also appreciate advice on where I might find housing that is less noisy than my current quarters, and where to find clothing that is not the leather armor I was brought here wearing. It is not the most comfortable for day-to-day tasks, and it is currently adorned with more spider entrails than I would prefer.

Oct. 14th, 2020


[info]negativespace
[info]valloic

[info]negativespace
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]negativespace
[info]valloic
Right. A holiday centered around bones and death. Why not. And we wonder why the Overlook showed to fuck with us.

Do we suggest holidays to celebrate to some administrative Vallo person with a pen and a never-ending ream of paper? Because I'd like to suggest we celebrate Thorghenz. It's a holiday from a cheerless people in my world but do you know what it provides that isn't bones and death? Clams. A bountiful harvest from Our Lady of the Sea, whatshername, but more importantly clams any way you could ever want them. I suppose there's dancing too. Shockingly few bones, occasionally death but honestly what holiday doesn't deal in a little grave dirt from time to time, especially when families unite to celebrate it? Consider it, Vallo. Raise your standards. We might've had it all (clams).

In other news, I miss a barter economy. This actually being expected to pay for things - with money - when you buy them? Mmm. It's a choice.

Finally, subject three: is there some sort of organization (preferably a club which drinks) that deals with how not to be a morally bankrupt fucknut? Asking for a friend.

Oct. 11th, 2020


[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]meleski
[info]valloic
For sale: one horribly expensive-looking, gemstone-laden, ancestral piece of metal to wear around your finger. Heavy and absolutely garish, full of sharp bits and old blood. You won't have to face your greatest fears to wear it but you will have the honor of calling yourself the High King of Tranavia. It amounts to nothing here, but some people like their titles.

I accept money, alcohol, or a mix of both in exchange.

Oct. 10th, 2020


[info]yochill
[info]valloic

[info]yochill
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]yochill
[info]valloic
Today's my best friend's birthday. He's not here so in honor of him, some shark facts:
  1. Sharks grow up to 50,000 teeth in a lifetime.
  2. Their teeth are immune to cavities.
  3. You’re more likely to get bit by an angry New Yorker than a shark.
  4. But if you DO get attacked, you're probably a dude. (Sharks are nine times more likely to attack men than women.)
  5. And to end on a high note: Thresher sharks use their tails to slap their prey to death. #butwhatawaytogo
[source where I shamelessly copy&pasted from]

[FILTERED TO THE HAUS]
Somebody put on a Sharks jersey and come play mario kart with me please.

Oct. 9th, 2020


[info]custardcreams
[info]valloic

[info]custardcreams
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]custardcreams
[info]valloic
I know what kind of place that hotel is and yet I feel pulled toward it. I know everyone does. I've been getting around by foot, because I know it'll drag my TARDIS in. But the pull is so strong. A desire to explore and invesigate.

Has anyone figured out any good tips for not giving in to this urge?

Oct. 8th, 2020


[info]agentplant
[info]valloic

[info]agentplant
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]agentplant
[info]valloic
I just realized that aside from Sabrina, I have no idea who the rest of the cast really is. Who else is in this thing? I did not realize this part was more than one scene. Who is the Baker's Wife? Please be hot, and legal. My fellow prince, seward dude?

Oh, and yeah, I got cast in the musical.

Oct. 4th, 2020


[info]moregardens
[info]valloic

[info]moregardens
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]moregardens
[info]valloic
helphelphelp

There's a house. No, larger.

A manor?



It's full of nightmares.

[info]negativespace
[info]valloic

[info]negativespace
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]negativespace
[info]valloic
So, another dimension, far, far away from home? Grand.

What's the best bar around here? I know it's first light here but it's well past noon back home, and I'm obviously very distraught. Use concrete examples. "I like ABC Bar because you don't stick to the floor." "XYZ is good because they don't care to ask any questions." That sort of thing. I believe in you, Vallo.

Name's Tal. This is very okay.

Nov. 29th, 2019


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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