Okay, so it's super gross outside. Is everyone fine? If you're not fine, do you need someone to make sure you're fine and/or not being stubborn about it? Because I'm really good at doing that. I'm a helper. It's not everyone who has the mental and physical fortitude to handle Vin Diesel naked and crying, so, I come with a highly established pedigree.
Speaking of being naked and crying (or just crying, because y i k e s), I have in my perfectly manicured PR guru hands (and email) a list of farms who need l'assistance
with cleanup and replenishing what was lost after the Turkey Trot - things are still kind of hairy out there but if you have a minute and want to help out those in the forest, let me know and I'll do a matchy-match with you and a farm.
Aaaaand if you don't want to do that but still need to pick up Valentine's Day gifts - Rose Apothecary has you covered. I also just hired this sweet old vampire lady who works overnight to restock and do inventory and knows everything
about caring for smooth alabaster skin and getting bloodstains out of clothing. Total genius.