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Oct. 15th, 2020


[info]transgenical
[info]valloic

[info]transgenical
[info]valloic

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[info]transgenical
[info]valloic
There's a lots of grumps out there today. If that's your thing, fine. But I draw the line at people trying to steal my bike.

Sep. 22nd, 2020


[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic

[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic
Who: Parker & Chloe Decker
What: Meeting
Where: Lux
When: Before the dinosaurs
Warnings: Nope!
Status: complete

I wasn’t aware that Lucifer invited random females to his place other than for sex )

Sep. 14th, 2020


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Okay, first of all, super grateful to those who came out to do some speed dating and to those who helped with the event - those who did help, you are shining stars and I appreciate you. I'm pleased to have brought people together for hookups and/or blossoming new friendships and if you didn't have at least one decent conversation, well, maybe your personality is just terrible but that's okay! It takes all types to make a world, especially a Vallo world!

Speaking of that Vallo world, I'm having a little problem in my apartment right now? And I snapped a photo with my phone because while everyone else gets Pokemon, I got this which is literally a floor-to-ceiling portrait of the fam, and yes, I realize we all look miserable but that's because we were. Whatever.

The problem is that this monstrosity barely fits in my space and if I leave it there it might just go through the ceiling. Is there like, someone who can do a little shrinky-dink with magic or shrinky-dink technology because I don't hate the creepy dead eyes of my family following my every move, I just would rather it be in wallet-sized.

ALSO - fall scents including pumpkin, cinnamon apple, black pomegranate, and berry + fig are now available at Rose Apothecary, in a variety of products! Pamper yourself for autumn and then grab a PSL from Starbucks, because sometimes it's fun to be basic and we should just let people enjoy things~ And if anyone can help with the aforementioned Rose portrait monstrosity, I will give you free hand cream, TIA.

Sep. 13th, 2020


[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic

[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic
뒤에 돈이 숨겨져있는 그림을 잃어버린 사람이 있습니까?

I have a painting with a cute, older guy, and it has money stuffed against the lining. American, probably.

Sep. 10th, 2020


[info]bardcore
[info]valloic

[info]bardcore
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]bardcore
[info]valloic
Right. So. Card night tonight at the Herald's Rest in Skyhold.

With musical accompaniment by yours truly.

Games will include Gwent and Wicked Grace.

If you have another card game you'd like included, let us know. If we aren't collectively familiar, we'll get you to teach us the ropes.

Open to really anyone who feels like it.

Sep. 9th, 2020


[info]cutestalker
[info]valloic

[info]cutestalker
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]cutestalker
[info]valloic
You forget how fast technology changes when you're dead for ten years and suddenly it takes you a few minutes to figure out how the hell cellphone works. Cameras are so good now. Instagram, you look like a blessing and a curse rolled into one.

Anyway, hey. I'm Anna. I'm new. Nice video. I appreciated the explosions.

Sep. 8th, 2020


[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic

[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic
Speed dating wasn't so bad. I had fun meeting new people.

Lucifer
What's my next challenge?

Aug. 20th, 2020


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Greetings, fellow kidnapped denizens! Alexis Rose, here to make your day just a little bit brighter so put on your cheap Wal-Mart sunglasses because it's time for...

SPEED DATING

Or as I like to call it, Booty Camp.

In honor of Beyoncé's glorious entrance into the world, yes, that Beyoncé whom I once met in Mykonos, there will be a speed dating event on September 4th. Hosted by moi, the event will begin at 6:00 PM and will be held at Ásynja Meadery. Food and drinks available for purchase, but try not to get too sloppy or lose your top too early.

There will be a $10 registration fee, and all proceeds go to benefit the Chakrabarti Clinic, because we all have to take care of ourselves and get those pap smears if that applies to you. If you're interested in signing up or signing up someone else who is too shy to sign up but is sitting around sad and lonely, eyeliner flaking off as they listen to Creep by Radiohead, let us know!

And if there are questions or concerns, direct them to Alexis Rose (that's me), PR Leadership for the DOA, owner of Alexis Rose Communications, and current babysitter of Rose Apothecary.

OOC )

Aug. 19th, 2020


[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic

[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic
Who: Parker & Lucifer
What: Attempted thievery
Where: Lux
When: a few weeks ago
Warnings: none
Status: complete

~+~+~+~ )

Jul. 25th, 2020


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Okay, like, announcements:

1. Six has been awesome and if you haven't seen it yet, get yourself to the theater for some culture and flashy costumes. Tomorrow's the last night!

2. Visiting Atlantis was luckily not a one-time thing! Our resident Atlantean Ambassador and Shirtless Model, Arthur Curry, has worked with the kingdom down below to broker an entrance to and from Atlantis. There's a checkpoint you'll need to meet at where you can basically get your fins and be escorted into the kingdom, and tech-savvy people are going to work on underwater communications, but it's like totally this beautiful unification of two dolphins forming a heart shape so no one should ruin it by being all "I want to speak to the manager." Just enjoy it for what it is.

3a. To celebrate this momentous occasion, if you spend $10 at Rose Apothecary for any purchase, you receive a free glitter pot! This glitter is biodegradable and cruelty-free. It also comes out with a dab of olive oil and a cotton pad, so if you want to incorporate it into your sexy body paint activities, be aware. See Klaus Hargreeves for details.

3b. I need an iced golden ginger coconut milk drink immediately.

That's all! Have a super great Saturday out there, Vallo~

Jul. 19th, 2020


[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[info]vijf
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vijf
[info]valloic
Jesus Christ. Has anyone seen Vanya, Ben Ben, Klaus, Allison and Diego and Luther Hargreeves?

No, disregard that. I'm going to find coffee.

Jul. 13th, 2020


[info]withthedolphins
[info]valloic

[info]withthedolphins
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]withthedolphins
[info]valloic
Did everyone get the invitation? I've been looking for I'm pretty excited about it. If it's real. I mean, it did show up on a bit of seafoam when I was walking on the beach this morning, so I'm pretty sure it was real!

Jul. 7th, 2020


[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic

[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic
It hurts to say this, but I've just received a report that there a vicious bunnies in the forest. They will attack. They're moving in groups and destroyed at least one farmers livestock. Everyone please be careful. Team B is on patrol and I'm hoping for more information soon.

Thank you, Monty Python. Drinking should be allowed at work.

Jul. 4th, 2020


[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic

[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]20lbscrazy
[info]valloic
Hardison? Is this your idea of a joke? It feels like one of your video games or something.

Eliot? Sophie? Nate?

Maggie?

Nov. 29th, 2019


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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