Oy, Vallo. Are you in for a treat!
It seems something out there decided you lot could use some more fun in your lives. Let me assure you that the Weasleys are here to help.
Our joke shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, is present and accounted for in this wacky world we've found ourselves in. Top of the line joke items as well as numerous extras. Entertainment for days.
Come on down to see us at [address]
. Drop in on our grand opening this Friday for a special treat. (We won't say if it's good or bad. You'll need to find out for yourselves.)
Sales Associates will be needed, so if you would like to apply, contact Gred and Forge Weasley.