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Mar. 6th, 2021


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text messages to harry potter )

Mar. 4th, 2021


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[info]zidian
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[FILTERED TO THE UNTAMED]
I went for a fly over the forest during my lunch and I spotted Lotus Pier. Jiejie, I can take you there after work.


The rest of you can visit too if you want. There are people there. Living like normal. It's very strange, but not an unwelcome sight.
[FILTERED TO GEORGE WEASLEY]
Do you know how to swim?

Mar. 3rd, 2021


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[info]unlovable
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Anyone up for a hump day bar crawl?

filtered to morgan.
Hey, roomie - got a potentially existential crisis inducing question for you if you're up for it?

Feb. 25th, 2021


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If the past week is anything to go on it seems a fair assessment that things are generally never dull around these parts.

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I'm still working on finding a suitable place, but I will be gone Saturday evening onward for the full moon.

As well there are pastries on the kitchen counter, please help yourself.

Feb. 23rd, 2021


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[info]zidian
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If anyone at Morningside finds it has suddenly started raining in their apartment, don't panic. There was something glowing in the toilet and I fished it out. It appears to be one of the totems mentioned. I have some affinity for water so I'll get it under control. Eventually It just might take a minute.

If there is any permanent damage, submit your complaint to the DOA office and I'll handle that too.

Feb. 18th, 2021


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Very appreciative of the fact that I'm no longer a Barbie girl, living in a Barbie world. Life in plastic was not fantastic at all. Please don't do that again, Vallo. I rather fight giant acid spitting spiders again.

WWW is looking for product testers. The position pays in products and you have to sign a liability waiver, but you'll be doing beta testing. Alpha testing is done by us, so you don't really have to worry about side effects, but more about giving us your honest opinions on the products before we release them for sell.

Come see me or my uglier twin, Fred, if you're interested.

Feb. 15th, 2021


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[info]trashmouthed
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So, funny story. You know how buildings and other fucked up stuff just appears here? Well, in the forest now lies a literal, actual haunted house that looks like about a hundred different strains of tetanus and dysentery (seriously, how did we not die after fighting an Eldritch horror in sewer water, we surely swallowed some of that shit) and it's from Derry and I p much pissed my pants when I saw it.

I know there are like 569 magic users here, so. Uh. Can someone help? 1. With magical xanax and also 2. With making sure that the lair IT crawled out of before the Age of Man or whatever isn't actually going to eject that fucking clown.

Thanks so much. I'll owe you my first born child. Or like, a thousand tacos.

Feb. 14th, 2021


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Whether you plan to stay in or go out today, WWW has you covered.

Staying in? Try our Patented Daydream Charm, which produces a very realistic daydream lasting for thirty minutes. Side effects of the product included drooling and/or dazed expression, so maybe try this one in the privacy of your bedroom.

Going out? Be secure in your eyelashes with our Everlasting Eyelashes or if you need a quick fix with some stubborn acne, try our Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher! Guaranteed results in ten seconds.

If you need a last minute gift, come see our selection of treats because tricks aren't all we sell.

Not sure why people keep asking about love potions, but we don't do that because consent is sexy. Make good choices, kids! And if you find yourself hungover in the morning, why not have one of our Pepper-Up potions on hand to chase those nasty symptoms away?

All in all, have a great day and thank you for giving Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes your money.

Feb. 13th, 2021


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To anyone I didn't see last night: 恭喜发财 / 春节快乐 / Happy New Year! Good luck and good fortune to all, and my your year be filled with academic success, promotions at every step, and prosperity of all kinds.

[Filtered to Party Invitees and Attendees]
Thanks for coming to share the New Year with me - it was a blast. Best one I've had in a long time, to be honest.

Also, while everyone did great, Daphne, Eloise, and Erik make the luckiest dumplings. Your dough pleats would have my grandmother trying to adopt you.

Poe, I hope the food was still good when the Murderdrone made its delivery, and that recovery's going well. We missed you.

And finally - if anyone wants continued Chinese cooking lessons, let me know. I like sharing the knowledge, and I'm trying to be less of an asshole than I was in my previous life.

Feb. 12th, 2021


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This muggle device is strange, innit?

Being attacked by giant feathery balls of rage yesterday in the middle of a forest in a place I don't know was not my idea of a good time... but thanks much to the woman with the sword who got me out of there and the healer at the clinic.

Wotcher, I'm Tonks. I guess there are others from my world here?

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For anyone around Morningside tonight around midnight, there will be a loud fireworks show. I know a lot of us come from not so great circumstances and might not do so well with that, so I'm offering to loan ear muffs with silencing charms and willing to cast silencing charms around your flats, to keep the noise out. Just let me know here and I'll come around.

These items can also be bought at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes during regular business hours and yes, we're open today post-turkey event. Cheers!

Feb. 10th, 2021


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Yeah, I'd like to lodge a complaint about the murder turkey's lack of respect to breakfast happy hour. They owe me the rest of my $19.99 bottomless mimosa.

And a new pair of shoes.

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[friends of poe dameron]

Hi, in case we haven't met, I'm Ella and a friend of Poe's. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I just wanted to let you guys know that he's in the hospital right now. I guess there were a LOT of those mean turkeys involved and he got hurt pretty badly because of it, though I think he'll be okay even though he's not conscious right now.

Visiting hours are [this] and [this] and he's in room 1322 if you want to see him or yell at him.



[OOC Note: please pretend this was backdated to yesterday evening.]


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AWW HELL -- no you don't you sonuvabitch; back up. I SAID BACK UP. GIT. GIT. Hey, Vallo, this here's Ashe; I had a... a thingie--- B.O.B. HERD IT AWAY FROM THE GUNPOWDER -- I had a thingie written up but it got deleted, so I figured-- I'll just say it instead of tryin' to write it-- THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW--

All pink and red fireworks half off through Valentines! Come and git 'em. If you help me with these gobblers I take another 20% off the top. If you blow 'em up in MY STORE I'm gonna be madder than a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. You hear me? TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

Yeah, that's right Vallo. Them turkeys? They got into the city, and they're gonna have themselves a real nice Thankskilling.

FILTERED TO OSTYIA WHASERNAME. Is this filtered? Nah, don't think it is-- shiiiiiiiit, c'mon, it's not that har--- B.O.B.!! B.O.B.!! What did I TELL you?? Get them away from the GUNPOWDER. Yeah. YEAH. Like that. USE THE SHOCK MODE ON YOUR-- yeah!!! You got it. Way to go. Okay what was I-- oh yeah OSTYIA I was gonna be subtle and coy but shit's gone sideways; you wanna knock boots this Valentines Day? I know you like dynamite, and I wanna bang, so let me know if you wanna, 'cause I'm REAL sweet, and-- what in TARNATION-- B.O.B. they're IN MY OFFICE. I'ma wring their pimply little necks with my bare hands-- B.O.B.!! DO SOMETHING.

Y'all have a nice day, ya hear? Hope to see you soon! Mwha! That's a kiss.

Feb. 9th, 2021


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HELP, PLEASE -- THERE ARE TOO MANY TURKEYS IN MY PUB!

[Coordinates to The Leaky Cauldron]

Feb. 8th, 2021


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This place is certainly something. I hardly know where to really start with settling in here. Anyone have any tips?

Feb. 5th, 2021


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Alright, dumb dumbs. I am on a quest to find the absolute worst dive bar in this place tonight - anyone in? Suggestions as to where to start? I'm talking like you better hope your tetanus shot is up to date worst dive bar, none of that hipster dive bar bullshit where they serve you in light bulbs for aesthetic. If my triple is coming in a light bulb it better because all the glasses got thrown at the walls.

Feb. 4th, 2021


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[Filtered to Snowglobe OGs + Papa's Pride Workshop + Murderbot, Fred Weasley, Sabrina Spellman, & Anthony Bridgerton]
You are officially invited to a Chinese New Year celebration at my and Gretchen's apartment.

Traditionally, Chinese New Year is a two-week affair complete with honoring the gods and the ancestors, meant to ensure prosperity and good luck in the coming year. My father's family is from Sichuan (western/southern/southwestern China), but I grew up in California, so I've acquired traditions from all over the place. The most important tradition in pretty much every Lunar New Year celebration, though, is the Reunion Dinner held on New Year's Eve. You invite the whole family, you make enough food to feed a small country, you give lucky red envelopes with money inside (even if it's a tiny amount of money, it's just a thing you do) to the younger people, and then you set off fireworks at midnight to welcome the new year. I went to a reunion dinner in every year of my human life, and since I just got my cooking gear back, I want to have one here.

If you're on this invitation, you're part of my extended Vallo family, either by virtue of living through Dark Vallo with me or being attached to someone who did, or by being a new favorite person from Nice Vallo. If I were my grandmother making this invitation, I would be deeply offended if you refused and would tell every other old lady in China about the terrible heartbreak of ungrateful children with no sense of filial piety. As I am not my grandmother and I can't contact every old lady in China from here, you're free to say no without fear of reprisal.

If you want to come, here's how it goes:
  • Show up at the apartment on the morning of Feb 12 if you want to help make food. I'm willing to teach things like dumpling folding and spring roll wrapping if you don't already know how. This is an equal-opportunity invitation, we don't do "cooking prep is only for ladies" here. You do have to follow my kitchen orders, though. I am lord in my kitchen.
  • If you just want to eat, show up at the apartment around 4 p.m. on Feb 12. This is going to be a lot of food, so we pace ourselves.
  • Wear red if you've got it, for maximum luck.
  • I'll explain the food traditions as we go. I can also teach you to eat with chopsticks if you don't know how, but I'll have forks in reserve just in case.


Give me a yes or no on the invite ASAP so I can start planning how much food to make and how many chairs to borrow. Also tell me if you're allergic to fish or anything like that so I can make sure there's something you can eat.
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[Filtered to Jiang Cheng]
I know you've got family here but it's weird. If you want to bring your people to this, we'll be happy to have them. If you guys already have your own celebration planned, enjoy it. If you want to come and leave your brother et al. to do their own thing, that's also fine. I just didn't want to put them on the invitation without talking to you first.
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Feb. 3rd, 2021


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[info]fgweasley
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Oy, Vallo. Are you in for a treat!

It seems something out there decided you lot could use some more fun in your lives. Let me assure you that the Weasleys are here to help.

Our joke shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, is present and accounted for in this wacky world we've found ourselves in. Top of the line joke items as well as numerous extras. Entertainment for days.

Come on down to see us at [address]. Drop in on our grand opening this Friday for a special treat. (We won't say if it's good or bad. You'll need to find out for yourselves.)

Sales Associates will be needed, so if you would like to apply, contact Gred and Forge Weasley.

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[info]whoareyu
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I opened a cabinet today, and there's my wok, my steamer, and my rice cooker. Not just any wok, my wok, carbon steel with 15 years of seasoning on it. I'm guessing that's something that just happens here sometimes?

[Filtered to Gretchen]
Want to celebrate Lunar New Year Sichuan-style? We put up red lanterns, eat a shitton of food with whoever we decide doesn't suck (since we don't have families here and lbr, ours are kind of lousy anyway), and set off fireworks. I'll cook, you find a source for baijiu. It's on February 12 this year.
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[Filtered to Brigitte]
Hey, I was thinking about what you said earlier, about not ever having a Valentine's date. How would you feel about being lowkey set up for one? I figure between me, Henry, Thom, and Erik, we know some quality date options.
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[Filtered to Jester + the Papa's Pride Workshop gang]
So it turns out the boss has never had a Valentine's date. I got her permission to set her up with people. Who do we know who's potentially worthy, won't be bothered by the fact that she hasn't dated a lot before, and is in approximately the right age range?
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[Filtered to Eloise and Daphne Bridgerton]
1. How old are you?
2. Do you have any romantic interest in women, a la Sappho?
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