Holy Reece's Big Cup with Pretzels you guys!!! Tomorrow is our Christmas Eve market and it's going to be so flipping Goldfish Epic Crunch Ranch I can't even handle it! :)))))))))))))))
So FIRST we have like, AMAZING Christmas trees with honestly, the BEST decorations I can't even explain how great, except to compare it to the time I made a s'more and used S'more Oreos as the cookie base! They're beautiful! They're quirky! They're interesting! They're festive! They're funny! They're tranquil!
Not all at once lololololol that would be a LOT to put on one decoration!
Blue has made SUCH good fiber arts things, like, I want to buy them all already and display them and wear them all at the same time! And here's what's SO cool about Blue's stuff? Is that I think somehow, she puts a little bit of herself in them! So you're wearing like, the best hat (maybe it looks a little bit like pancakes and syrup! but fill in what you think is a great looking crocheted hat) and all of a sudden you're like, holy Cadbury creme eggs, I feel like I could trample the patriarchy! Which we all should feel all the time but you know! :)))))))))))))))))
And Ronan's cards this time?? YOU GUYS. They're like, ART. Which, you might be like lolololol duh Matthew, but I mean it!! You could send them to someone and that person would be filled with such warmth and love, which is amazing, but also you could frame them and hang them and feel that same way--or both!!!
Oh AND because I have no shame and it sounds SO FUN, if you're like, hey Matthew, when you're making deliveries could you show up in a Santa suit..................I will totally do that because much like Santa Claus, I too love Christmas, joy, and cookies and milk. Or you can say no and that's okay too!!
Some of the animals may be out, but they might be finicky--the goats like, CHARGED outside and ran in the snow for like, 10 seconds and then CHARGED back in, it was hilarious. But the alpacas love it! ( Look here for animals! )
Okay, can't wait to see you!!!