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Oct. 23rd, 2020


[info]bulldoughzer
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[info]bulldoughzer
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[info]bulldoughzer
[info]valloic
Well! So this is the network I've been hearing about when you all drop by. So busy, so very busy! I may well get lost in my day just trying to keep up, but it'll certainly help when business is slowed down. But yes! This is Glenn, your friendly neighborhood bagel supplier. It is good to see this side of your lives, friends! And friends I haven't met yet, yes, indeed.

I'd like to thank Ms. Alexis for inviting me to join you all here, along with Mr. Ronan and Mr. Bitty for helping me prepare for a reason to even hop on here with you all. If I'm going to have a social media presence here on the Outlander Network (outside of Instagram, please feel free to follow me on ~bulldoughzer for pictures of bagels, flowers, libraries, and architecture I find interesting), I felt it would be a good idea to update my menu and get it online!

So without further ado, or more ado if that's your preference, please allow me to present the new menu layout (and please do let me know if I've left anything off or misspelled something or any oth-- sorry, that's more ado, isn't it)!

OOC Cut for Length )

Oct. 21st, 2020


[info]betheirshield
[info]valloic

[info]betheirshield
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[info]betheirshield
[info]valloic
If you're ending up with apples that you don't want, I've got a large rolling cart outside of the workshop that you can put them in. Once it's full, I'll be donating it to the Eric R. Bittle Pie Fan Club for an assortment of apple-based pastries. Let today's annoyance be tomorrow's deliciousness!

Ooo I'll wheel it over to the bounce house, so you can celebrate Jesse's big day AND offload your excess apples :)

Oct. 18th, 2020


[info]shittyknight
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[info]shittyknight
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[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic
From the Death Bed of Byron Sterling Knight,

I have lost my fuckin mojo. The end is near, I'm too weak to go on. Lards, you get my law textbooks and Samwell gear. Jack, I don't have anything to leave for you except my fuckin respect, bro. Bits, please make a pie in my honor. Nursey, I'll be with you in spirit for your play. Murderbro, it's been a pleasure.

Signing off,
Shitty Knight

Oct. 15th, 2020


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[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
Does anyone else feel like there just isn't enough coffee in the world to make today even remotely pleasant? Is there a full moon? Mercury in retrograde? Something???

Might have to slip some Bailey's in mine to make it through.

Oct. 14th, 2020


[info]negativespace
[info]valloic

[info]negativespace
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[info]negativespace
[info]valloic
Right. A holiday centered around bones and death. Why not. And we wonder why the Overlook showed to fuck with us.

Do we suggest holidays to celebrate to some administrative Vallo person with a pen and a never-ending ream of paper? Because I'd like to suggest we celebrate Thorghenz. It's a holiday from a cheerless people in my world but do you know what it provides that isn't bones and death? Clams. A bountiful harvest from Our Lady of the Sea, whatshername, but more importantly clams any way you could ever want them. I suppose there's dancing too. Shockingly few bones, occasionally death but honestly what holiday doesn't deal in a little grave dirt from time to time, especially when families unite to celebrate it? Consider it, Vallo. Raise your standards. We might've had it all (clams).

In other news, I miss a barter economy. This actually being expected to pay for things - with money - when you buy them? Mmm. It's a choice.

Finally, subject three: is there some sort of organization (preferably a club which drinks) that deals with how not to be a morally bankrupt fucknut? Asking for a friend.

Oct. 11th, 2020


[info]lardo
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[info]lardo
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[info]lardo
[info]valloic
BROS. Have you thought to yourself, those hockey kids seem hella awesome! I bet they throw great parties!

Well good news, we are and we do.

SPECIFICALLY we throw AMAZING parties and since life has been fucking nuts, we're throwing one on Friday! A ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Spookegster~*~*~*~*~~*~*

(imagine that as fancy html because even though I was an art student I legit noped out of graphic design, your girl is 100000% sucky at it)

Spookegster will feature the following:

1. Epic beer pong tournaments, both single and doubles editions (but prepare to Throw Down, I am an actual beer pong god). We'll have pre-game warmups/tutorials don't worry.

2. Hallo'wheel O'Shots

3. Shitty Knight's infamous tomb/tub juice

4. WAY too many Office/Parks and Rec/Brooklyn 99 Halloween episode references

5. BITTY'S HALLOWEEN THEMED SNACKS caps lock v. much needed.

6. Other great things TBD but probably include witty costumes, chill times, friends, complicated handshakes, learning way too much about hockey, new inside jokes, would you rather questions, and more.

Q&A (thank you, Blue!)

--Are costumes required?

Costumes are not required but would be much appreciated. But it's Halloween so you do you.

--What's in tub juice?

Hard work, feminism, sex appeal, flow, and a bunch of other ingredients that Shitty keeps close to the chest.

tl;dr Friday at the Haus we're partying, you should too. Lardo, out. (Murderbro, it's just not as cool!!!!)

Oct. 10th, 2020


[info]yochill
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[info]yochill
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[info]yochill
[info]valloic
Today's my best friend's birthday. He's not here so in honor of him, some shark facts:
  1. Sharks grow up to 50,000 teeth in a lifetime.
  2. Their teeth are immune to cavities.
  3. You’re more likely to get bit by an angry New Yorker than a shark.
  4. But if you DO get attacked, you're probably a dude. (Sharks are nine times more likely to attack men than women.)
  5. And to end on a high note: Thresher sharks use their tails to slap their prey to death. #butwhatawaytogo
[source where I shamelessly copy&pasted from]

[FILTERED TO THE HAUS]
Somebody put on a Sharks jersey and come play mario kart with me please.

[info]shined
[info]valloic

[info]shined
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[info]shined
[info]valloic
The Overlook Hotel is gone. Waypoints are safe to use again and no one has to worry about being pulled to that place or ending up there. Thank you to those that helped when it was here, even if it wasn't able to be knocked down until now it meant a lot that you wanted to try - most of you all are really good people.

I'm going to take this weekend to catch up on sleep but will be back in the clinic on Monday, Snooze Room and all, if anyone needs to reach me for clinic matters or anything else. NA/AA and Death Talk groups will both resume Wednesday too.

Oct. 8th, 2020


[info]queent
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[info]queent
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[info]queent
[info]valloic
So when I'm waiting to find out if we're going to secure funding for our business, and I'm nervous about the idea of ending up in Hotel Hell, I stress bake.

I currently have Halloween swirl cream cheese brownies, pumpkin swirl cupcakes, and skeleton cookies.

Please someone come take these from me before I eat them.

Oct. 7th, 2020


[info]celebutante
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[info]celebutante
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[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
This has probably been debated thoroughly knowing how things work here, but -

Your best tips for getting bloodstains out of clothing, GO.

Oct. 5th, 2020


[info]shined
[info]valloic

[info]shined
[info]valloic

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[info]shined
[info]valloic
I don't even know how to say this but I don't want anyone to get hurt, so - please just be careful, if you hike in the cliffs or use the waypoints. A very big, very primordial evil showed up here - it's called the Overlook Hotel, and it's from my world. I destroyed it once by rigging the boiler to blow and died with it but it seems a little hardier this time, unfortunately.

private message to dwight and diego )

[info]secunit
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[info]secunit
[info]valloic
The edifice described here is not showing up on any of my scans as a genuine location, but rather some kind of nebulous energy cloud. This is kind of bullshit. I advise everyone not to be a moron and not attempt to enter the anomaly until it has been identified now that we understand it to be something unknown in origin. I have established a perimeter with my drones but something keeps interfering with their signal (the foliage animals keep appearing to move but I know that's not so I'm not getting the information I need to actually prevent you from going inside if that's what you make up your mind to do. So. It's going to be one of those weeks, I guess.

As I have been interrupted from Hour 1,203 of my Animal Crossing: New Horizons playthrough, this fucker is going to pay.

[ Suddenly Appearing on All Mobile Devices with Wifi owned by the 'Check Please' crowd ]

HOCKEY PEOPLE. THIS IS MURDERBOT. STAND DOWN UNTIL TARGET IS NEUTRALIZED.

Oct. 1st, 2020


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

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[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Hey y'all! Can you believe it's October? Right now, we'd be gearing up for the start of hockey season if we were home and I miss it terribly. :( But maybe I can help make it be a little better? There's a new menu at Rose Apothecary with a couple of favorites from last month, and no dinosaurs in sight! Good Lord, I can't believe that's something I have to write while here Make sure to get your pie orders in for any October and even November (!!!) events. I don't want to forget anyone!

And the amateur hockey league meets every Saturday afternoon and Monday nights at Faber if you're interested in joining. Our team is coming along, and I'm so proud of them! Maybe we can have a public match soon :)

Rose Apothecary October Menu


FILTERED TO THE HAUS.
BREAK A LEG AT YOUR AUDITION, NURSEY! ♥ ♥

Sep. 17th, 2020


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
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[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
My camera gear showed up, so I made good on my Instagram promise to Bitty.

I wasn't expecting the uh-- bird thing, this morning, on my hike? It looks like a It didn't eat me, so I don't want to make any assumptions about what it might be, so. Yeah. Mythical bird thing.

Sep. 14th, 2020


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

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[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Okay, first of all, super grateful to those who came out to do some speed dating and to those who helped with the event - those who did help, you are shining stars and I appreciate you. I'm pleased to have brought people together for hookups and/or blossoming new friendships and if you didn't have at least one decent conversation, well, maybe your personality is just terrible but that's okay! It takes all types to make a world, especially a Vallo world!

Speaking of that Vallo world, I'm having a little problem in my apartment right now? And I snapped a photo with my phone because while everyone else gets Pokemon, I got this which is literally a floor-to-ceiling portrait of the fam, and yes, I realize we all look miserable but that's because we were. Whatever.

The problem is that this monstrosity barely fits in my space and if I leave it there it might just go through the ceiling. Is there like, someone who can do a little shrinky-dink with magic or shrinky-dink technology because I don't hate the creepy dead eyes of my family following my every move, I just would rather it be in wallet-sized.

ALSO - fall scents including pumpkin, cinnamon apple, black pomegranate, and berry + fig are now available at Rose Apothecary, in a variety of products! Pamper yourself for autumn and then grab a PSL from Starbucks, because sometimes it's fun to be basic and we should just let people enjoy things~ And if anyone can help with the aforementioned Rose portrait monstrosity, I will give you free hand cream, TIA.

Sep. 8th, 2020


[info]yochill
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[info]yochill
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[info]yochill
[info]valloic
[GROUPTEXT TO THE HAUS]
» let me preface this by saying I am 110% sober
» like not even a carryover buzz or a good morning brownie

» faber is here

Sep. 6th, 2020


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

Log: Bitty & Jack


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
Eric Bittle
Jack Zimmermann
WHO Bitty & Jack
WHERE The Haus - their room
WHEN Late tonight, Sept 6
WHAT Talk of the wedding and rambling nerves and fluff.
STATUS Complete!
WARNINGS None, this is tooth rotting fluff.
But now it was out there, and now he’d have to play Wedding Chicken in order to see this through. Read more... )

Sep. 2nd, 2020


[info]lardo
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[info]lardo
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[info]lardo
[info]valloic
To the person sitting on a bench crying tears of joy over what seems to be a maple-sugar crusted apple pie baked by the one and only Bitty, mood.

'Sup bros, I'm Larissa. Currently ISO the Samwell hockey team past and present: Jack and Bits are probably being cute together, my fave Haze-y Nursey, and Shitty, glorious hair and 'stache, actual fucking genius.

In the meanwhile, settle the Great Samwell Roadie Debate of 2015: would you rather find 1000 cockroaches or a stranger living in your attic?

Sep. 1st, 2020


[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic

[info]shittyknight
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[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic
Brah, there's not enough rank tub juice in the world to make me think I could have a sweet fucking dream like this, especially with the video that had the completely necessary explosion. So this like instagram or twitter, a little social network where we check in and share our lives? Because I can do that. Just tell me there's hockey and beer and the best goddamn friends a guy could have and we're fucking good.

I guess this means I'm taking a break from my MPRE prep.

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

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[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Hey y'all! It's September already, which means there is a brand new menu at Rose Apothecary! This time I tried something a little different and all pies are available as vegan and vegetarian options. They are also fae-friendly because I know y'all were asking and I wanted to make sure everyone could enjoy the same things! ♥

You might notice that the pies have names this time around because a lot of baking comes from sharing with others and y'all have truly been a wonderful inspiration during my time here. I look forward to seeing everyone participating on Friday for speed dating where Jack and I will be checking you in and helping the gracious, amazing Alexis Rose. But also it is Beyoncé's birthday and we have to celebrate it in style!

Last, but certainly not least, for everyone starting school today, good luck! ♥ I know it can be tough, but let's make it a little sweeter and have a mini-pie on me to get through this first week!

Rose Apothecary Menu for September