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Mar. 3rd, 2021


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[info]sunbro
[info]valloic
Who: Solaire and Alexei
What: Alexei tries to teach Solaire how to skate. There's kissing.
Where: The ice rink
When: Feb 17 [backdated]
Rating/Warnings: References to homophobia

Going in, Alexei hadn’t been sure if he was going on a date.  )

Mar. 2nd, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
Hypothetically, let's talk cursed objects that infiltrate your dreams and make you feel sad!!

Feb. 18th, 2021


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[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
[Filtered to Jack Zimmermann]
I have


[Filtered to the Haus]
I am


[Filtered to Shitty]
It was


[Filtered to the Haus]
I need to say



My malyshka has stolen grocery bag! )

[Filtered to Jack]
There is something I am needing to tell you that I could not tell anyone at home.

I don't think you will be mad, but you might be mad.

If you are mad, you get one punch free. Okay? More than one punch, we are having fight, but one is fair.
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[Filtered to the Haus]
(Added after Jack says he is not a tabloid, tyvm)
Remember I ask about if Faber is open yesterday evening?

Was for date with Solaire, knight in shining armor who rescue me and Dex from bat things.

It was good date. )))))))
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Feb. 16th, 2021


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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
Chelsea Dagger on radio! Coffee girl singing Chelsea Dagger! Students singing Chelsea Dagger in hall! Chelsea Dagger singing in head!

I fucking hate Blackhawks.

If I am listening to goal song all day, why not my goal song? This is cruel magic, Vallo. I thought we are friends. I forgive evil snowglobe, I forgive evil turkeys, but this is too far. If you were not also giving me my Malyshka, I would be looking for face of island to punch.

Here is picture of baby to make everyone more happy, except for Chicago Blackhawks. Fuck Chicago Blackhawks. Blackhawks can never look at sweet baby kitty. )

Feb. 14th, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
HAUS! Come meet new baby, help think of name. I am not creative enough, I will just call her Malyshka all of time.

the baby )

Shelter promises she is not vampire, just has supernatural cuteness.

[Filtered to Solaire]
Nice to see you at shelter today! Did you find good friend to take home, too?
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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
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[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
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Alexei Mashkov
Solaire of Astora
WHO Solaire and Tater • WHERE the Valentine's Dance at Geliara Academy • WHEN Feb 13th, around 9 p.m.
"I'm a bit surprised that you didn't have a sweetheart here with you tonight." WARNINGS Heavy thinking about homophobia and specifically the violent nature of homophobia in Russia
With everything that would stop him removed by at least one whole dimension of reality, why should he ignore this? Read more... )

Feb. 9th, 2021


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[info]valloic
BIRDS
THEY ARE TOO MANY
COULD NOT KICK ALL THEM
I AM IN TREE BY LAKE
HELP

Feb. 8th, 2021


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[info]valloic
Since everyone's been focusing on the upcoming holiday, I thought I'd regale you with a tale of love from my home! I'm no bard, alas, and I'm no good with any songs that don't qualify as "drinking songs", but I can tell a good story!

A Tale of Love and Woe from Lordran )

I hope I didn't depress anyone. That story always made me cry when Lautrec told it; spiky bastard.

Feb. 5th, 2021


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
Opinion question for everyone: What is best pet? Argue loud and strong, no squishy answer. Make case good, like life is depending.

[Not filtered, but written in Russian]
I completely dropped the ball on making a Russian get-together happen! I'm blaming it on getting tossed into an evil souvenir item. Okay? Okay.

So, since there's lots of us, I think maybe we hit a restaurant for the first one? I've been doing some research, and science has revealed that Tatiana's has the best pickle plate that ever existed! We could plan for Friday the 19th, two weeks from now? It gets us past Valentine's Day and Lunar New Year and all the holiday festivities.
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[Filtered to Nursey]
NURSEY.
You are only person I am knowing who also read books about Harry Potter.
WEASLEY JOKE SHOP IS HERE NOW.
You come with me to see? And then we prank Haus?
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[info]mysticism
[info]valloic
Sure, why not.

That's the short summary - but the longer summary is, we're brought here by an inexplicable 'blip' (which is actually the technical term I've heard used to describe a similar phenomenon and, well, I guess there really isn't a better word than blip) of arcane energy that won't pop us back out until the balance is offset once more, but in the meantime we're supposed to 'build lives' and 'drink much alcohol.'

Free drink at Galahd for the newcomers, I got that too.

Oh, and occasionally monsters crawl from the woodwork and/or forest to come kill us, and there's also another dark dimension mirroring this one currently contained in a snowglobe trinket. What am I missing? Anyone want to chime in?

Feb. 3rd, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Y'all. It has been a time this January, honestly! And for all of you that came out to the hockey game on Sunday, your support is always appreciated. Win, lose, or tie! We're working out another time for a re-match against the Eagles, but until then y'all can swing by Faber to watch or join hockey at any time! We'd love to have you! ♥

While I have y'all here, it's February, and I just know you're looking for your holiday pies for your loved ones or to share with yourself because you deserve it! All our pies at the apothecary this month can be ordered early and sent ahead as a care package or as a secret admirer! And the strawberry cream has been heavily vetted by Shitty because I wouldn't serve y'all subpar strawberries!

If you're new to Vallo, especially y'all from the snowglobe, and you haven't gotten your welcome pie yet, you know what you have to do :)

FEBRUARY MENU FOR ROSE APOTHECARY

Feb. 1st, 2021


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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
I am happy to see we are having dance party at Geliara for Valentine! Will be fun, seeing everyone have good time, celebrate love. And I love dancing!

[Filtered to the Haus]
I am looking at things happening soon in Vallo, and I see there will be pet adoptions on Valentine Day. Also party with dogs and cats.

If I find good dog or cat, could I maybe keep at Haus? I will take good care of pet and share cuddles with all.
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Jan. 28th, 2021


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[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic
[DOA Leadership]
As of early May, I'll have my Juris Doctor Law Degree. I was already prepping for the MPRE before I showed up in this place, and I've kept on top of that along with furthering my degree and dealing with the strange inconsistencies of this place that we call Vallo. I have a few questions that I'm struggling to get answered:

1. Since there's no Multistate here for the Multistate exam, is there an equivalent or do we just bypass the Responsibility Exam? Since it's difficult to transfer credits to or from home (or provide much in the way of legal precedence), is it more of an honor system?

2. With the MPRE out of the way or completed, that leaves the Bar Exam. I assume Vallo has some kind of exam you need to pass in order to practice law within the city limits or even within the geographical confines of the island - or possibly under, if Atlantis wants to share any sort of jurisdiction.

3. Once I've completed those two things, there then comes the matter of employment - does the DOA have a need a lawyers, specifically those with a strong grasp of property law? Or should I request a loan to go into private practice? Firms needing junior partners? Are there actually any Outsider lawyers here?

Thanks for your time and I look forward to any responses.

Sincerely,
Byron S. Knight
HAUS
OK I wrote my motherfuckin letter to the DOA about finishing my degree. Professional and everything, be proud. Now I need a fuckin beer and some karaoke. Who's in?

Jan. 23rd, 2021


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[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
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LOG: Solaire and Tater


[info]mashtater
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Alexei Mashkov
Solaire of Astora
WHO Tater and Solaire • WHERE Morningside, Vallo Snowglobe • WHEN late on Monday, January 18, 2020
Hey, Knight in Shining Armor! Need to thank you for saving me! WARNINGS Allusions to homophobia
SUNSHINE BOYS CHAT SUNNILY ABOUT DARKNESS Read more... )

Jan. 22nd, 2021


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Combined Network


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
[Filtered to the Haus and associates]

Hey, Dex is hurt pretty bad. Not dying, but broken ribs, and one rib punctured lung. Doctor is saying he will be okay, magic and medicine both help, but I am staying by him. No chirps until he can breathe right again.

Jan. 16th, 2021


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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
[Public]
(Added after this conversation)

Is there anyone here who is knowing about ghosts and will come to Haus to check for them? I think I have seen two in attic, but also I maybe am going out of my mind. Help?


[Filtered to the Haus]
Guys.

Haus is haunted in attic. Ghosts are not mean so far. But I am thinking everyone should know ghosts are there.

Jan. 7th, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
Today I am cleaning up my first big magic mess! Things I learn from this:

- Alal are basic demons, easy to ward off with amulet
- Ala are very bad demons, make storms and eat children
- If you are summoning spirit, speak very clear

Children are all fine, nobody eaten. Teacher banished demon pretty fast. Little guy who talked wrong is helping sweep up hail before it melts and makes too much water in classroom. I tell him everybody makes mistakes, important thing is that you try to fix them and learn from them.

Dec. 30th, 2020


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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
I was worrying about getting job, because all I have done in life is play hockey. I left school at 16 to play pro in Russia, then to America at 18, and I have thought of what I would do if injury put me out of NHL, but I always thought of coaching, lessons, things like that. Things that need hockey, you know? Here there is not so much hockey, so I needed new plan.

Good news: I am lucky and found job fast! Geliara Academy needed custodian (cleaner, gardener, move things from here to there, do what needs doing but is waste of magic), and I am it! I will not starve, and job has hazard pay for mopping up nasty potions that might be turning me into frog. This is good, because I am big guy and starve fast, then get in bad mood and growl at people like bear. Also I come here in full hockey gear but no regular clothing, and I need to buy pants.

[In Russian]
Hey, can anybody besides Yuri read this? (Not that I don't want to talk to you, Yuri, I just already know you speak Russian.) I've spent ten years in America, in a city where the Russian population is 1 (me), and I miss the mother tongue sometimes, you know? And I can't exactly call my mom from a magic island at the center of a dimensional convergence. I was thinking maybe we could have a meet-up somewhere just to hang out. It'd give the native speakers a little taste of home, we can see how much the languages from other worlds that are like Russian but not exactly Russian match up, and people who're still learning the language can practice! If that sounds fun to anybody else, let me know and I'll start looking for someplace with good pierogi to hold the first one.

Dec. 27th, 2020


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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
My grandmother used to tell me that if I am bad, Baba Yaga will come take me to her house with chicken legs. This here Babka did not prepare me for. But everyone is being very nice, and I am sure I will have good time here!

Thank you for video, it was very good explaining. Magic is real, I am on magic island, magic island has many people and places, I am not having hallucination from too many concussion, and I need job for money. At home I play hockey for job. Is there magic island hockey?

I almost forgot introduction! I am Alexei Mashkov, happy to be meeting you!

Nov. 29th, 2019


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PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


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tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



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