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Oct. 17th, 2020


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[info]valloic

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[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Friends, Valloers, countrypeople - lend me your beers.

I'm having kind of a crisis right now? As most of you are well aware by now, I have landed the role of Rapunzel in the upcoming musical entitled Into the Woods. However, my Prince has vanished into the ether. Ergo, I am in need of a Prince to fill the role of the Prince - you don't necessarily have to actually be a Prince, all I ask is that you can carry a tune and that your acting skills surpass those of Pauly Shore in Encino Man.

Can anyone assist?

Also, you know, good morning. That was a long notification list of people who poofed. Rose Apothecary is here for you though. Come see us if you plan to soak in a tub and sob, but also want the water to smell really good when you do.

Oct. 6th, 2020


[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic

[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic

Log: Ezio & Leonardo


[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic
OCTOBER 3
EZIO + LEONARDO
“Please do not tell me you got eaten by a dinosaur and did not tell me about your insider perspective.”
LOCATION: VALLO PARK | PG
WARNINGS: Heights? Talking a little about death and injuries. It’s mostly fluff tho.
Read more... )

Oct. 3rd, 2020


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[info]valloic

[info]hasachance
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text post: yolanda montez


[info]hasachance
[info]valloic
Hey, William? Temeraire is here and he's looking for you.

Oct. 2nd, 2020


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[info]valloic

[info]moreliberty
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[No Subject]


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[info]valloic
is this-- oh I have been told this is a quicker means of communication. I am Captain William Laurence, and I have been told all of us are in the same spot, so I will spare you the demands of getting home. I would just rath

I just seem to be missing my dragon. Well- he is not mine, he is his own self, but-I he doesn't do well being separated from me and I would not want him to cause trouble. He is large and black, near 20 tonnes, and difficult to miss, as you might imagine. Answers to the name Temeraire. If you happen to spot him, do feel free to let him know I am here.

Sep. 22nd, 2020


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[info]valloic

[info]custardcreams
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[info]custardcreams
[info]valloic
ATTENTION!

Apparently our mysterious new island has waypoints that lead into the city. While having a poke about, I saw a herd of small theropods chased through one by a T-Rex.

Don't panic and please don't approach the dinosaurs unless you have some experience or training. I've my eye on the T-Rex. She hasn't caused any damage yet. Think she's mostly bewildered by her new surroundings.

Sara Lance, might I suggest deploying some of your DOA squads to downtown immediately?

Let's try not to hurt the dinosaurs. With any luck, we can herd them back through the waypoint. Or if someone can create short rage portals, all the better.

ETA: I'm going to attempt to surround the T-Rex with sonic lanterns to keep her in place.

Sep. 20th, 2020


[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic

[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic
Hello, Outlanders! I am looking for two groups of volunteers:
1. Have you ever wanted to fly but were not blessed with the ability to do so on your own? Are you an adrenaline junkie? I am in need of a tester (or two!) to use a winged jetpack of my creation and to allow me to document you using it. Even better if you are willing to give me constructive feedback. As payment, I am willing to make you your very own, if you so wish it!

2. I am looking for those of you with flight capabilities to allow me to use you as inspiration - I have a preference for anyone with wings but would like three volunteers with or without! I am willing to pay for your time if you are willing to let me draw you and ask you a lot (lot) of questions!

*Not responsible for damages occurring through the use, misuse, or inability to use this product. Please do not sue me if you fall! (But I am technically a doctor so I can help there if you break something?)

Sep. 19th, 2020


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[info]valloic

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[No Subject]


[info]outlawthief
[info]valloic
I know it seems like we might have a dinosaur problem going on right now, because of course we do, but I'd just like to say that fight club is exciting. Really makes a person feel welcomed. And it happens every month?

Regardless, it goes to show me that I need to learn a few more fighting styles since boxing wasn't cutting it. Are there any recommendations for teachers or places that offer lessons?

Sep. 15th, 2020


[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic

[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic

TEXT MESSAGES » Ezio & Leo


[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic
[TEXTS TO EZIO]
» Where are you? People are talking about bad omens and I am not one for superstitions but
» oof
» IT IS PROBABLY NOTHING

Sep. 13th, 2020


[info]trickeries
[info]valloic

[info]trickeries
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]trickeries
[info]valloic
I SWEAR I saw Sprinkle scamper behind some books at the Nook, but I've officially de-booked the whole wall of shelves and I can't find him? I feel like I haven't properly seen him since I got here. I hope he's eating all right. I hid cupcakes throughout the Nook and I was planning on seeing if he'd eaten any of them but I kind of forgot where I hid them.

ANYWAY. I've been writing every day (almost more than I've been drawing??) and I think I almost have a finished story. What am I supposed to do with it when it's done? How does that work? Also, is there a reason why adult books can't be illustrated, too?

SENT TO MURDERBOT
Murderbot will receive a basket from Jester that includes a sampling of her favorite pastries, desserts, confections, and candies. An attached note says, "My friendship would be delicious! Your Future Friend, Jester"

Sep. 7th, 2020


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
I have a ghost bird following me everywhere all of the sudden and I don't know if this is NORMAL around here or not, but...

I think I kind of like it? It's probably not dangerous, right? It hasn't done anything aggressive, so I think it will be fine.

Sep. 2nd, 2020


[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic

[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]neverfinished
[info]valloic
The idea of an Outlander-based younger aged schooling was brought forward and space was found, and I signed on as the teacher! I have taught before, and prefer to use a very blended model of hands-on learning, so there will be groupings for ages of 3-6 and 6-9, and perhaps more if there is a great deal of interest.

We will be learning art, music, movement, science, and appropriate levels of reading and math! I think it will be a very good time, and if you have a child in your care that meets these needs, please feel free to enroll them at the DOA office.

It has been a while since I have taught, I am looking forward to this! If you are someone looking for a job, I am looking for a classroom assistant or two, to help with group activities and snack time and just classroom management.

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[info]valloic

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[No Subject]


[info]heraldofdeath
[info]valloic
With mutual agreement between both owners, going forward, there will be a standing karaoke night on alternate Thursdays for Galahd and La Sirena. So come one, come all to La Sirena's first karaoke night this Thursday! Next week, we'll see you at Galahd.

[ FILTERED TO HARRY POTTER ]
Hey Harry, can we talk?

Filtered to Bonnie Bennett )

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[info]valloic

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secunit
[info]valloic
Hello humans and non-humans.

I am Murderbot. I am a security unit, but I don’t know if that means anything to any of you, so: I kill threats. I don’t understand why I’m here and I don’t remember the ship entering a wormhole but as that is the only explanation that makes any amount of sense other than the obvious, let’s go with that. As for the obvious, I am told that I was not kidnapped. Which is good, because if you try to blackmail my humans into returning me to Preservation I will crack your ribs and pull them out of your nostrils, one by one, despite the mess it would make and the inherent disgustingness of the act. I do not like unknowns. So - sure. We’ll go with the fucking wormhole and memory gap explanation.

Is this an independent colony? The terraforming is excellent.

Aug. 26th, 2020


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[info]valloic

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[No Subject]


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
Taking a break from killing Gumby to review all the food I have had so far in your world (priorities, priorities). Please know that these are entirely my own opinions, and that it's not my fault if yours suck, so feel free to take everything personally. Without further ado:

GIDEON'S COMPREHENSIVE AND ACCURATE LIST OF FOODSTUFFS - VALLO EDITION
  • Apple: My first real apple I have ever had! I've tasted lab-grown apple of course, and once I had a dehydrated apple slice so old it looked like a Great-Aunt, but the real thing is great - lush, good texture, nice sweet/sour bite. 9/10

  • Ahi Tuna: I was skeptical and I still am. It's squishy and cold as a tomb. The sesame seeds imparted a delicious nutty (hahaha) taste and texture, and I could see the appeal on a hot day, but honestly texture-wise it reminded me too much of cannibalism, so nah. 5/10.

  • Avocado: Metaphor for my life. You get this big round thing that you squeeze with the soft touch of an uncertain and chaste lover, but when you split it open, it's mostly seed. I have been informed that this is the luck of the draw, and my luck sucks, so there's that to take into account. The part of the avocado fruit I ate was delicious, but there was so little of it. Avocado, you're ON NOTICE.
  • Banana: Looks like a dick 10/10

  • Coffee: Smells so good, tastes like heartbreak. Coffee is a LIE. An 'acquired taste' they say. Acquire my dismissal. 0/10.

  • Cupcake(s): I ate four in as many minutes and I thought my heart was going to come out of my nose. I threw up and then I ate a fifth. 10/10 Cupcakes are great.

  • Gelato: Someone from the land of Italy recommended this, and I got to say, good job. I ate it way too quickly and I thought I was going to die again, but then the pain went away and there was only sweetness. It reminded me a lot of every romantic crush I've ever had.

  • Gnocchi: Texture-wise, not great; it's like eating tiny little turds with tomato sauce. But then I enjoyed myself? I don't know; I think I need to look further within to figure this one out. 6/10.

  • Huevos Rancheros: Eggs + spicy things! Amazing. Apparently this is a breakfast food but I think we all know that this is a drunk food. 8/10

  • Kale: You kale people are fucked up, 0/10.

  • Meatball: Inclined to give this a 10/10 because of the 'ball' part but I found myself dreaming of its simple meaty qualities a few hours after I had one for the first time. If you'd only had lab-grown meat your whole life, the real deal is insanely good. I can 100% see the appeal of murdering cute animals. 10/10

  • Pizza: Bury my ass in a field of pizza or however you make it IDC. 11/10 I would die for pizza

  • Waffles Overrated. The syrup is gross and gets everywhere and soggy bread reminds me of grandmothers. 2/10, fight me.

Aug. 23rd, 2020


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[info]valloic

[info]whatswrong
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NETPOST ➢ JONAS KAHNWALD


[info]whatswrong
[info]valloic
this still doesn't feel -
fuck


So I'm supposed to introduce myself I guess? I'm Jonas.

filtered to noctis, gladio, ignis, prompto.
Thanks. Again. For letting me crash.

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[info]valloic

[info]mentore
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mentore
[info]valloic
Ah, well. It is nice to be surprised from time to time, sì? Though I would prefer a warmer beach and the drinks with the little umbrellas? Those are fun.

Perdonami, I am Ezio. I hear everyone on this network is in the same predicament so I have no intention of making demands. But I will beg a favor. I am told my husband Leonardo Leo is here? Handsome, excitable, very nerdy? He is likely sticking his nose into whatever scientific lab a multiverse of minds has created in such a place. In which case, he may not see this. If you notice him focused on his work, can you please just let him know that I am here? Grazie.

I will be looking for the wine. And then I suppose finding some kind of work. I am good with my hands, or so they tell me.

Nov. 29th, 2019


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[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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