Mar. 6th, 2021 at 6:20 PM
- turn this on? Oh, looks like I did it!
- Right, well, I've got no idea how to use this mobile thingy and my thumbs are 800% too big to figure it out but I hit the tiny microphone and now it's supposed to be recording whatever I'm saying. Like - ha ha - like magic. Oy, except it's not magic at all but suppose that doesn't matter much -
- What am I supposed to be doing? Right! An introduction: hullo, name's James Potter. Once I learn to thumb smash on this thing, it'll be better and you lot won't have to listen to me prattle on and on like this -
- I'm supposed to be, er, somewhere else. With my wife and son. Who I've been informed did not apparate or portkey or what have you here with me, and I have to say, I'm not down with that at all - not - at - all.