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You know, I like to think that my experiences back home made me more prepared for being pulled to some other will against my will. Or, I've just gotten really good at compartmentalizing all of the weird shit in my life these past few months so one more weird thing is just a drop in the bucket.

Anyway, I guess since I'm stuck here for the foreseeable future, I might as well introduce myself. Jennifer Walters, Esq., aka She-Hulk. But seriously, just call me Jen.

...Anyone know if law school degrees transfer across universes?

To regular visitors of the Black Widow House:

Which of you taught Mango to only dance to Taylor Swift now? She used to bounce to American Pie and now it's nothing if not Swift and I have WORDS to share with you.

Note to self: When the little piece of paper in the geocache box tells you, "don't put the ring on, it's cursed" - don't put the ring on, it's cursed. Sure, it's the curse of a thousand hives and not something terrible (like death) but still. Make better choices, Kate of the Future.

But thanks, Adam! Geocaching was fun, let's do it again.

FILTERED TO NATASHA ROMANOFF:

I miss you. 🥺

Okay, look. I know there's no way to tell who was going to win that pasta eating contest, but I'm pretty sure that I was at least still in the running before that disgruntled ogre flipped the table, and I was really gunning for that year's worth of free garlic knots.

I demand a do-over.

[Defense]

Patrol report - I've got a number of what I'd call earth elementals here near the edge of the forest. I've managed to communicate with them enough to encourage them not to play 'toss' with the fully grown bear they were passing around and use a boulder instead. They seem harmless, if a little lacking in common sense.

I don't think it's anything to be too heavily worried about but heads up if there are still any elemental concerns.

Good morning, Vallo, I just want to announce that is the birthday of one very wonderful and very amazing Peter Parker, and I'm totally not just saying that because he's my boyfriend!!!!, I'm saying it because it's true.

Give him lots of love if you are able to!

And I really hope this magical pollution stuff gets cleared up because it is painful to watch. If anyone needs help in, like, getting errands done because they feel too crappy, I offer to help out!

ALSO! AND VERY IMPORTANT! Avengers group birthday party this Saturday evening at the Wilson residence!

Filter: Peter Parker

What do you want to do tonight?

HAPPY AUGUST TO VALLO!

Or as I like to refer to it right now: the month when a good chunk of the Avengers have their birthday in so it's probably like a full blown Avengers Birthday Month. WHICH! MAYBE! It should be??

Orrr we can have a group partyfest for all of us in one day and invite all of Vallo because who doesn't love a party. (That's a message to you specifically, universe, don't mess this up for us, please.)

Weekend of the 12th-13th! Save the date/weekend! Undecided if it's going to take the entire weekend or not but if it doesn't then you can use one day to either prepare or recover.

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At the risk of having my internet access restricted again, I bring you all today's holiday (at least in the States): National Sour Candy Day!



In the spirit of this holiday, I bought out the sour candies at the Walgreens closest to the house (Sour Patch Kids, Airhead Xtremes, Haribo Sour Goldbears, Jolly Ranchers Gummies). I fed one of the gummy bears to Lucky and he made the best face, but I missed the chance to take a picture because I couldn't stop laughing.

Anyway, this message brought to you by Chaos. Now I'm going to go load Frankie and Morgan up and get them sugar high! (Hi, Pepper!)

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It's that time of year again, where I sit in my chair here and reflect on one of the holidays that have had the most impact on my life. Back home, of course. If you have a moment, I'll tell you more about it.

Where I'm from, the 4th of July is a day of remembrance, where we reflect on the sacrifices made by our forefathers and the brave men and women who fought valiantly to secure our freedom. It is a day of pride, as we honor the resilience of our nation and the spirit of unity that unites us as Americans.

As Captain America, I have had the honor of witnessing the strength and resilience of the American people. We come from diverse backgrounds, cultures, and beliefs, but on this day, we come together to celebrate as one nation. The 4th of July is a powerful reminder of the unity we can achieve when we set aside our differences and work together for the greater good.

While this day holds immense significance for the United States, its essence transcends borders. The spirit of independence, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is universal and resonates with all beings, no matter where they come from. It is a spirit that unites us as sentient beings, no matter our origins or the stars from which we hail.

I extend an invitation to join in the celebration of the 4th of July. Today, we stand as a testament to the power of unity, hope, and the unbreakable human spirit. Let this day be a reminder that no matter how far apart our worlds may be, we share a common desire for freedom and peace.

Sam will remind you that it's also my birthday and I believe Sam and Kate’s event is open for anyone interested in joining.

I almost forgot Pride was this weekend!! Being a mom is... all-consuming, and tiring, and stressful, and definitely one of the best things that's ever happened to me (after meeting my wife and marrying her, obviously).

But anyway, I don't think we can do Pride the same way this year, but is two weeks old too young to do the family stuff on Sunday? I need a consensus here, please.

It is Officially June 1st! Which means it is less than a month left until graduation and official start of summer and MONTHS OF FUN! But more importantly, it is PRIDE MONTH!

I showed up last year in July so I missed this month (holy crap I'm almost here for a year!) but I want to know about everything Vallo does for it. Because I assume it does a lot for it. NICE things of course, not like.. murder hornets or something.

Also, also.. was that not an amazing prom?? Guaranteed it was better than the prom I would have probably had in my high school which isn't shade at my friend, Zoey, but like.. usual public high school budgeting, you know.

Filter: Peter Parker

Hi!

ok fine I'll post on your dumb little baby network. hey losers how's the reality hopping going? anybody NOT sitting at a desk asking me what my SPECIES is figure out which big bad jerk is behind all this? I got things to do and a team to watch out for otherwise they'll get dead and then I gotta find a whole new team and who has the time for THAT?


speaking of

anybody seen a doofy looking tree wandering around?

WHO: Francis, James, Tony, Pepper, Natasha, Kate, Steve.
WHERE: Stark Tower, then Avengers Mansion.
WHEN: Moments over the course of a day during the age plot.
WHAT: James is smol.
RATING: Low.
STATUS: log; COMPLETE.

( you'll be in my heart, no matter what they say, you'll be here in my heart, always )

Today is Memorial Day back home, which I don't really feel qualified to speak on (take it away, Steve). But I looked it up, and it's also Put A Pillow On Your Fridge Day in the U.S., which is supposed to bring you prosperity and good fortune.

So, Lena, Tasha - leave my pillow where it is. It's not just me being messy. Em, I'm about to do the same at your apartment, you're welcome. 💜

As if being a teenager again wasn't bad enough.

Where the fuck did all these crop tops come from? Did teenage me buy them??? Why do they all looks so fam

bro who can i pay to buy me cigarettes, NO one wants to sell them to me?? i have someone's wallet cash!!!

AVENGERS & CO

Everyone good? Are any of you younger/older/needing help?

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( Hi. I don't really know how to start to ask this, so I'm just going to talk and you guys can ask questions if you want. Shiro might add more later, but... )