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Aug. 15th, 2020


[info]riddlehimthis
[info]valloic

[info]riddlehimthis
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]riddlehimthis
[info]valloic
The more I am clever
The more I am good
The more, as a rule
I am misunderstood.

Aug. 6th, 2020


[info]andassociate
[info]valloic

[info]andassociate
[info]valloic

[Network Post]


[info]andassociate
[info]valloic
So no one had "migrating thoughts" on the Vallo weird shit pool, so I'm rolling it over. You can still put in if you want!

And hey, now I know what it's like to be knocked up. It sucks. Sorry, dude, whoever you are. Maybe just put a TV in the bathroom so you don't have to get up to pee so much.

Aug. 5th, 2020


[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic

[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic
Oswald
Harley
WHO Oswald & Harley • WHERE At the Park • WHEN Afternoon
WARNINGS General outlandishness and probably language. Someone's going to throw a tantrum and it's probably not Harley.
YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN' SO HOT SWEETUMS Read more... )

Aug. 2nd, 2020


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

Delivery!


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

There's a package on Iroh's doorstep. )



[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic

[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic
In every cry of every Man
In every Infants cry of fear,
In every voice: In every ban,
The man-forg'd manacles I hear

How the Chimney-sweepers cry
Every blackning Church appalls,
And the hapless Soldiers sigh
Runs in blood down Palace walls


I don't suppose this particular excursion includes a round trip ticket. I'm Oswald Cobblepot. Most people just call me Penguin.

Aug. 1st, 2020


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic
[Boyd's Body & Paint]
You guys take appointments over the network or should I just show up? Vallo's doing it's thing and my old truck showed up sometime last night. Largely just glad it didn't give it to me while I was underwater, but it still needs a lot of work. I got it running, but it got hit with a tidal wave some time back. Long story.


I've been back above water for just over a week and I've already bought a suit and going to a fancy dance party at a castle that wasn't here a few months ago. For all it's changed in the last year, Vallo's still as unpredictable as ever.

Jul. 20th, 2020


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

network post: batman's sooper dooper secret identity


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic
Hey! Did you find one of those magic types I told you about?

I bet they got you squared away with that guy you were trying to chase down, huh?

This place is real big on the magic stuff.

Jul. 17th, 2020


[info]akillervoice
[info]valloic

[info]akillervoice
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]akillervoice
[info]valloic
I found the keys to the old nightclub that I used to work at on my kitchen counter. I decided I'd check it out, and there it was, the Black Mask Club, just as I remember it.

Except I don't want it to be the way that I remembered it, because Roman Sionis was a piece of shit, and he's dead, so it doesn't have to be how he wanted it anymore. And lucky for me, he gets to pay for all of the renovations. I hope he's rolling over in his fucking grave thinking about it. Or as his case would be, the bottom of the ocean near Gotham Pier.

So yeah. I'm opening a nightclub. I've hired a crew to get everything done as soon as possible, but there's a couple of things that I'm going to be taking care of myself. Like cleansing the shit out of the upstairs apartment space. I don't want anything left of that man in that space.

So, in a couple of weeks, everyone 18 and up is invited to the grand opening of La Sirène. In the meantime, I'll be holding interviews for bartenders, bouncers, wait staff, and in-house entertainment. No creeps allowed.

[Cass and Harley]

The way I see it, Roman fucked you guys over pretty bad, too. Want to come over and help me break some shit? Also, there's plenty of space upstairs if you want to move in. Just tell me that the hyena's at least fucking housebroken. Or at least, isn't going to use me as a chew toy.

Jul. 12th, 2020


[info]andassociate
[info]valloic

[info]andassociate
[info]valloic

Network Post


[info]andassociate
[info]valloic
Okay so we've had people turned into kids, bunnies, geese, weird ass goblins.

This weird shit is gonna keep happening probably, right? So I think we need a pool. I'll run it. You can put in as many different guesses as you want. Odds on a guess go up if more than one person says it. You put down a minimum of five bucks per guess, I'll hold. If no one gets whatever happens next, we'll roll the guesses over until someone wins.

Sounds good? I'll put in two guesses first.

1- Everybody turns into dogs or cats.
2- People crawling outta the tv.

Jul. 3rd, 2020


[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
I'll be offering lessons over at the Underground a few times a week. If you're interested, let me know here and we can work out a schedule.

I can train you in Muay Thai, MMA, Krav Maga, Kali, Systema, karate, or boxing.

Jul. 2nd, 2020


[info]galahdan
[info]valloic

[info]galahdan
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]galahdan
[info]valloic
Inspired by my didn't involve children but still literal accidental kidnapping last week - craziest thing you ever stole? Winner drinks free on a night of their choosing between tonight and Monday.

Jun. 30th, 2020


[info]crossbowkiller
[info]valloic

[info]crossbowkiller
[info]valloic

Network Post


[info]crossbowkiller
[info]valloic
I've tried to find my way out of here.

That's not happening, is it?

Jun. 14th, 2020


[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic

[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic
Harley Quinn & Vanya Hargreeves
WHEN: Sunday
WHERE: The Forest
WHAT: Meeting!
WARNINGS: N/A Will update as needed
STATUS: INCOMPLETE
Read more... )

Jun. 11th, 2020


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic
You'd be surprised how common mass hysteria and mass hallucinations are. I too hallucinated that I saw a goose stealing my favorite hat. Was the goose there? Was the hat there? Probably not!

So, take it from me, Harley Quinn, PhD, on what to do during these troubling times.

Tip Number One: Sanity is Overrated. Nothing makes things worse than to worry about something you can't change. Make a list of the way your quirks, ticks and multiple psychological diagnoses make you unique. Learn to love you.

Tip Number Two: Sometimes The People In Your Head Are Really Quite Helpful. Did I really need that hat? Did I even like that fucking hat? Maybe I put it somewhere really important so that I do something I forgot about later. Who knows! The mind is a complicated place.

Tip Number Three: The Goose May Be a Stressed Induced Mass Hallucination But Lizard People Are Totally Real. They mostly work in the IRS and other low level government positions and have blackmail on every president and first lady ever in the White House. Usually sex stuff. Stupid lizard people never share the good blackmail though, so feel free to kick them in the balls if you ever uncover one.

Which brings us to Point F! It isn't Joker Venom and I totally am not responsible for this.

Tip Number Five: Does Vallo Have an IRS? I don't really know the answer to this, I'm just asking in case I also get money or income that I have no intention of reporting.

Tip Number Six: Now Is Probably Not the Time to Kill Geese. Generally speaking, in a mass hallucination, you could end up taking your frustration out on someone else and really hurt them! While sometimes fun, not usually an appropriate outlet for a charged emotional state. Remember, the goose isn't there. If you see a goose, seek psychological counseling or just go with tip number one.

Tip Number Seven: Don't Fuck the Geese Either. See above.

Tip Number Eight: Even If Vallo Doesn't Have An IRS It Probably Still Has Lizard People. They're everywhere. Trust me. Just don't let them see this post or they'll know I'm onto them.

Tip Number Nine: Geese Are Mean. That's just a fact. But you still shouldn't feed them bread because it's not good for their digestive health.

Tip Number Ten: Geese Are Mean, Even Ones That Only Exist In Your Head. You still probably shouldn't feed them bread because then it's just a waste and you'll get ants.

Tip Number Eleven: Exercise. That's just good for your physical, mental and psychological well-being.

Tip Number Twelve: Don't Date The Geese Either. I get it. You're coming to terms with your hallucination, and with yourself. Geese got that whole alpha male thing that comes with confidence and some people find that very reassuring and attractive. But look, let's say you set your issues aside and still end up with the goose. It's not going to end well. He'll just be abusive and controlling and ask you to wear stupid clothes you'd never pick out for yourself. Trust me. It ain't worth it.

Tip Number Thirteen: I forget. Moving on.

Which brings me to Point the Last! I'm not judging you at all for seeing the goose. I saw it too, and I've been seeing things for years. I'm sure you're all gunna be peaches!

May. 30th, 2020


[info]wantstomatter
[info]valloic

[info]wantstomatter
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]wantstomatter
[info]valloic
Cisco's gone. The lab's going to be so quiet without him. I'm hoping he's home and back with his team. I know he missed them and was worried about them. This has been happening a lot recently. Does anyone else notice that?

Sara Lance )

Apr. 29th, 2020


[info]mando
[info]valloic

[info]mando
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mando
[info]valloic
I have a question about disappearances. It’s concerning something I read on this network.

Apr. 25th, 2020


[info]onlygoodvibes
[info]valloic

[info]onlygoodvibes
[info]valloic

DOA


[info]onlygoodvibes
[info]valloic
So I'm not sure how to handle this, obviously public relations aren't my strong suit...but my apartment got broken into...and I have no idea how to react to this. Except poorly apparently. I'm not sure what will or should be done about it, I'm not an authority figure.

Apr. 24th, 2020


[info]boyofwar
[info]valloic

[info]boyofwar
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]boyofwar
[info]valloic
Our house showed up in the woods sometime around Father's arrival, which is handy! It's a great house, father built it, I helped him improve it as I got older. It's not nearly as grand as some of the places around here, but that's okay! We're working on making it a little more-- ah. Modern? Between construction improvements and magic, I think we can do that.

Then I'll have a nice fenced area for Bessie to help recover, maybe a barn or a stable that can hold a few animals if I come across injured ones in the forest.

But, I got a surprise today when I was working on building the fence. I turned around, and there was ... a new buddy! Eating my Twizzlers! They're gone now, Matthew, sorry. :((

But at least he didn't eat me, so that helps!

His told me his name is Bruce, he seems pretty friendly, all things considered! And he has a very fetching collar. Does he belong to anyone?

Cut for Picture )

Apr. 22nd, 2020


[info]andmagic
[info]valloic

[info]andmagic
[info]valloic

NETWORK POST ➢ PUBLIC


[info]andmagic
[info]valloic
Should I be jealous I didn't get to join in on the confusing fun or glad for it?

[DC TYPES]
This is the part where we all check in on each other right? I'm new to actually being a team player...

Apr. 15th, 2020


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

Private Message > Cassandra Cain


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic
KID, GRAB YOUR BAGS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.


[OOC NOTE: Would you like Harley and Cass to rob your place in the chaos? Let us know. They can get caught, be asked nicely to return anything. Harley is always looking for great clothes and new shoes. Who has fashion sense?]