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Sep. 21st, 2020


[info]andassociate
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[info]andassociate
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So Defense people or whatever. There's a little dino thing in the bathroom across the street from McDonalds. I locked it in and put up a sign.

This sucks. I've got little teeth marks on my ankle and Selina's gone and everything blows.

Sep. 9th, 2020


[info]cutestalker
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[info]cutestalker
[info]valloic
You forget how fast technology changes when you're dead for ten years and suddenly it takes you a few minutes to figure out how the hell cellphone works. Cameras are so good now. Instagram, you look like a blessing and a curse rolled into one.

Anyway, hey. I'm Anna. I'm new. Nice video. I appreciated the explosions.

Sep. 2nd, 2020


[info]impsychicnow
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[info]valloic
Which is the superior fall drink. Pumpkin Spice or Apple Cider?

Caroline.
I have a question/proposition for you that you absolutely do not have to have an answer for right away.

[info]spageds
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[info]spageds
[info]valloic
Hi. Resident horror kid here. As Cullen so kindly reminded us, it's basically Halloween season, which means this place will be delivering some spooky shit in the near future. That's inevitable. So in the event that a VERY TALL clown shows up, please, please run—DO NOT WALK—to the nearest exit. I don't have any pictures of him because fuck no, so here's my very bad attempt at a criminal rendering.  )

I'm a real artist. I know. Just tip off one of the Losers if you see a creepy circus dude waving at you. We've got eyes on the sewer system so we'll probably find out first, but if he decides to roll up and apply for an apartment and shit (I don't know!!), he could be wandering around. It's anyone's guess. It's also my birthday this week but whatev

Stay safe, kids. Don't talk to clowns and avoid red balloons. 🤘

[ ooc: i asked ellie to draw this very poorly, so shout out for the picture 😅💐 no blood or anything is included. just a silly clown! ]

Sep. 1st, 2020


[info]sparklemotions
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[info]sparklemotions
[info]valloic
public service announcement )

Aug. 25th, 2020


[info]wheresmypants
[info]valloic

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[info]wheresmypants
[info]valloic
Can vegetables be a pet if they have feet?

Aug. 12th, 2020


[info]vampirebarbie
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[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
For those of you I haven't had a chance to meet yet, I'm Caroline and I'm with the DOA. We wanted to reach out and make everyone aware of a situation that was brought to our attention. As some of you may have already experienced first hand, Vallo likes to bring things from our worlds to this one, in addition to the people.

There has been a key that has come through from someone's world in this manner, and it is one of seven keys that exist there. They all have the potential to affect someone who picks them up, all in different ways. We know what one did, we do not know what the others can potentially do. We also don't know if the others even will show up so this is not intended to panic anyone, but more just a heads up.

I'm including a photo of what they look like. If anyone happens to come across one on your travels, don't touch it just give us a heads up and we'll make sure it gets taken care of safely if it is one of them.

[ attached image ]

julia.
I'll let you know if we hear anything, and if there's anything I can do, just let me know.

Aug. 8th, 2020


[info]sparklemotions
[info]valloic

[info]sparklemotions
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[info]sparklemotions
[info]valloic
Some tips for those that are newly made telepaths via magical nonsense of this place:
  • Humming a favorite song of yours helps drown out the noise.
  • Warm baths and candles can relax those muscles that you haven't realised you've been tensing up in response to hearing voices in your head.
  • Watching a movie or reading a book mutes the noise considerably.
  • Alcohol helps.
I encourage people who have found ways to help with the voices in your head to share your tricks.

Also, if anyone knows of any bookstores hiring, please let me know.

[info]thisisprogress
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[info]valloic
It's been three days now of unsolicited thoughts about love and muffins which have no business in my head. Please tell me this can't continue much longer.

Aug. 6th, 2020


[info]andassociate
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[info]andassociate
[info]valloic
So no one had "migrating thoughts" on the Vallo weird shit pool, so I'm rolling it over. You can still put in if you want!

And hey, now I know what it's like to be knocked up. It sucks. Sorry, dude, whoever you are. Maybe just put a TV in the bathroom so you don't have to get up to pee so much.

Aug. 3rd, 2020


[info]sparklemotions
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[info]sparklemotions
[info]valloic
Jacob, Sheila is here! Want to go for a drive?

Hunters, where do you find your best big game and where should I avoid? Additionally, does anyone know how to get rid of unicorns? One's been following me around since my arrival.

Jul. 29th, 2020


[info]theblindbandit
[info]valloic

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[info]theblindbandit
[info]valloic
I'm listening to the story about the glittery vampires. Somebody tell me what other books I should listen to, the only requirement is that it's FUN and the person reading it has a nice voice.

ALTA + LOK PEOPLE
Did you guys know that people with nice voices read books and you can listen to them and it doesn't sound like this weird phone text Ba Sing Se zombie lady voice doing it???


Anyway I found this cool tree that wasn't far from the stone house and I can get a read of the whole forest from here. It's confused though because things change in the forest (tell me about it, ancient tree) but if you guys want to check it out you should come find me. I'm spending all day here having a nice lady read to me an AWESOME book about a glittery vampire.

Jul. 27th, 2020


[info]sparklemotions
[info]valloic

[info]sparklemotions
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[info]sparklemotions
[info]valloic
Someone should have warned me that the Twilight books were that terrible.

And for the record, I don't sparkle.

[info]wheresmypants
[info]valloic

[info]wheresmypants
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[info]wheresmypants
[info]valloic
This isn't fair. I only got caught because I didn't know other people were playing tag too. Can we play something else now?

Jul. 23rd, 2020


[info]sparklemotions
[info]valloic

[info]sparklemotions
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[info]sparklemotions
[info]valloic
The production quality of the video shown could have been better, Emmett. I hope whatever you drugged me with to play this joke won't linger because I could have sworn I saw an unicorn and those aren't real. That was Rosalie's suggestion, wasn't it?

This has been hilarious, but I'm ready to go home now.