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Hi. Resident horror kid here. As Cullen so kindly reminded us, it's basically Halloween season, which means this place will be delivering some spooky shit in the near future. That's inevitable. So in the event that a VERY TALL clown shows up, please, please run—DO NOT WALK—to the nearest exit. I don't have any pictures of him because fuck no, so (  here's my very bad attempt at a criminal rendering.  )

I'm a real artist. I know. Just tip off one of the Losers if you see a creepy circus dude waving at you. We've got eyes on the sewer system so we'll probably find out first, but if he decides to roll up and apply for an apartment and shit (I don't know!!), he could be wandering around. It's anyone's guess. It's also my birthday this week but whatev

Stay safe, kids. Don't talk to clowns and avoid red balloons. 🤘

[ ooc: i asked ellie to draw this very poorly, so shout out for the picture 😅💐 no blood or anything is included. just a silly clown! ]

Hello humans and non-humans.

I am Murderbot. I am a security unit, but I don’t know if that means anything to any of you, so: I kill threats. I don’t understand why I’m here and I don’t remember the ship entering a wormhole but as that is the only explanation that makes any amount of sense other than the obvious, let’s go with that. As for the obvious, I am told that I was not kidnapped. Which is good, because if you try to blackmail my humans into returning me to Preservation I will crack your ribs and pull them out of your nostrils, one by one, despite the mess it would make and the inherent disgustingness of the act. I do not like unknowns. So - sure. We’ll go with the fucking wormhole and memory gap explanation.

Is this an independent colony? The terraforming is excellent.

This is never happening otherwise -

Gladin Quay Resort will be celebrating its Grand Opening this weekend!

Limited bookings are available for one and two night stays with specials for both. Stays include breakfast and lunch and having tested most of these offerings let me say you don't want to miss out. There are also limited dinner reservations available.

[ insert link to booking website - there are 10 rooms available for booking and 25 tables for dinner each night with reservation start times staggered between 6pm and 8pm ]

Be sure to follow Galdin Quay on Instagram for future specials and promotions! As well as cooking videos to soothe your soul.

If anyone is looking for a job we are hiring for wait staff, kitchen staff and more.

ignis.

You're beyond ready, no more second guessing everything.

losers & friends.

You're all awesome. Just in case I don't see tomorrow to tell you so again.

( public service announcement )

Okay, so the video answered most of my questions except where are my friends but it definitely didn't tell me if Pokemon Go was a thing. It's already going to be disappointing because I had so many back home and I have to start ALL OVER. Oh no. Is this a place run over by Captain Americas Pidgeys? The potential disappointment is serious. This feels like a place where there'd be a lot of Pidgeys. Are Tsumtsums popular here? I lost all of mine apparently. Ugh. And if any happens to see a black cat with a crescent moon on the side of his face, can someone tell me? He should respond to Rufus.

( Runaways & Co )

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When your dog matches the packaging.


Reminder for all students classes are back in session tomorrow. We'll have donuts on hand to make the end of summer sting maybe just a little bit less.

Greetings, fellow adults!

I gotta say when I woke up this morning as an adult a trip to another reality didn't seem like a possibility. This is pretty cool though, right? I think it's cool.

Anyone who went to the fair yesterday wake up weird? Like - younger than you should be, or in a different looking body, you know - weird shit. Asking for myself. And everyone else scarred for life by Tumbleweed's versions of a good time at the fair.

I really appreciate people throwing me a party for my birthday. It's actually the first one I've ever had. That I remember. I guess I could have had one before Balamb but that's mostly gone. And it was really fun. Plus it was great to spend the day with friends. I really hate talking this much, but I don't want people to think I didn't appreciate it

I also got something pretty cool from home.

bev.

Thanks, again, for doing that. It really meant a lot. And I'm going to be sappy again, so deal with it. I'm really glad I met you.

seifer.

What do you think about seeing if Jace and Clary want to stay at Matron's? It's kind of big for just us, and I'm pretty sure they're at Morningside without anyone else.

Also. Ragnarok is here.

clary.

I got you something for your birthday. I'm sorry I didn't realize sooner.

bayek.

This sword is really great. Do you want to spar sometime?

nyx.

We haven't had much time to hang out lately. Want to go Goomba hunting sometime off patrol? They seem pretty harmless and easy to kill. Or, at least, easier than the rabbits.

ben.

Remember how I told you about my airship? It showed up.

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We went camping this weekend, managing to surprise Blue at approximately 6am in the morning and not get stabbed for it, which I think says a lot about how lucky Henry and I are. There was adventure, early mornings, forgetting bug spray and having to slather ourselves in a strange natural remedy that stunk to high heaven, but there isn't anyone else I would've rather done it with. Henry and I are unfairly blessed with her and her fierce determination, unwavering loyalty and desire to make the world a better place.

Happy Birthday, Blue Sargent. Love you. (Henry said to tell you not to come "at" (that part was specifically important??) us for the collage of pictures. We couldn't decide so everyone gets to appreciate many.)

So I talked to Gladio-slash-Eddie's-Dad and I'm do a couple of weeks of studying up and then take the GED and be done with high school. I'll figure out where I want to go from there.

So I work at the Farms, and should probably know this, but who do I call for a large animal vet around here? Or do you just let them do their thing and call one of the magical healer types if there's problems? 'Cause Chewie's getting pretty close to lambing time I think. She's basically a round ball of wool with legs.

[Filtered to Losers]
Who wants to camp out with me when she's ready to pop out a baby Chewie? She probably won't need help, she's done it before, but I still wanna be there.
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Filtered to Bill]
Hey. You've been a little quiet lately. You okay?

Why do adults want to know what I'm going to be when I get older?

I'm fourteen. I just got a chance to be a kid. I don't even know what I like to do.

So. More people from your world are showing up. That's cool and everything, as long as you say we can trust them, but I really hope neither of you feel obligated to, like, invite them over or ask them to stay with us. Don't think I didn't notice all the moving you've been doing, Will Red fucking flag You're part of the Losers Club and that means our priority is you. Not them. And if the Scooby-Doo gang have something to say about it, they can go through me.

We clear?

Okay, so this is different. The video was...fun.

Priss? Dingus? Are you guys here? If you're still back there, I swear...

Right. I'm Robin. Hi. This is weird, but it sucks less than where I was before so that's good, I guess. Has anyone seen a really pretty girl who is physically incapable of staying away from a dangerous mystery and a dumbass with great hair and no sense?

Hello, it's me again, Gansey from the DOA office. Today we had another young arrival, he's approximately three? I think, that's what others sa He said his name is Ted, he's blonde, wearing homemade and less modern clothing that's brown and patterned. More and more ki

He's making good use of the kid's supplies that Matthew put together for the office, so double thank you for that, Matthew. They're already coming in handy. If anyone else would like to make donations of things kids like ??? for youth arrivals, the DOA would gladly take them.

filtered to friends of squall*

Squall's birthday is on Sunday, it's supposed to be hot and sunny so I was thinking we could have a party down at the quarry. Starting around 3 - swim for a bit and then get some food brought in and do the whole bonfire thing.

*idk, if you're not sure poke ashe lol

Just a heads up that the DOA school will be starting up again on September 1st. We offer classes to get you up to speed to take the testing required for a High School diploma, and will work around any crazy this place likes to throw at us. As well if you've never been to school before or have any other concerns we try to make it pretty easy and relaxed.

Core classes run Monday through Thursday in the mornings and we have electives available in the afternoon. If you'd like to sign up for classes let me know here and I'll get you sorted. If anyone here would be interested in helping out with the instruction end just let me or Vanya know.

ooc: sign people up here please!

So. I don't know if anyone else out there knows me or anything, I mean, I guess I couldn't have been that lame that like... I didn't talk to anyone? Fu I'm Richie but.... I don't remember anything. I'm sorry if that's weird for anyone but it's pretty fucking weird to me too. Just so you know that... I'm not that big of an asshole and I wouldn't like... pretend not to know you. I just. Literally don't. So. I'm sorry.

Also, would anyone be kinda interested in like. A courier? I have some experience in it since I helped deliver stuff for my dad and the local hardware store for extra money back home. I have a map and a car, so I can do like. Same day stuff if there's anything people really need delivered and don't wanna wait for the post office or something?

I just wanna see if I should figure out the details on a delivery service. So, yeah, let me know.

the losers house*.

Guess who now (mostly) owns a car???

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Who wants to help me name it?

will and el.

I'm really sorry that I don't remember anything. It's [...........] super fucking confusing for me too, trust me. But. Yeah. If you wanna talk and stuff, I'd like to get to know you guys. Eddie told me a little but, you know, that's really not the same. And I'd like you guys to get to know me too. If you want.

[*includes the Stranger kids]

In case anyone was wondering, there is a limit to the amount of ice cream you can eat in one 48-hour period. Lactaid pills only do so much before hubris comes for you. Don't do it, kids. Eat your fucking veggies and hydrate.

(  Filtered to friends of the Losers Club* (viewable to the Losers)  )

[ *ooc: assume away! they know all know a LOT of people and i wasn't sure where to even start in naming them all ldjgjkl ]

I probably wrote you guys like a million messages because I just didn't know what to say? Which is weird because we were just all together but it just felt weird? I just said weird twice in one sentence. That like, maybe I wasn't part of the group anymore, and I guess there's a lot of stuff I forgot and that really bothers me. But.

Hey.

It's me.

Trying to be serious.

( Okay but maybe not too serious. )

But I'm not fucking going anywhere. I promise.