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vanya hargreeves | number seven ([info]theordinaryone) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-11-17 14:54:00

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Entry tags:!network post, marvel: natasha romanoff, the umbrella academy: vanya hargreeves

The Education Department is still looking for a dance teacher. Please let me know if you're interested, it's one of the classes I refuse to attempt to fill in for.


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[info]wedobones
2020-11-17 07:31 pm UTC (link)
How do you feel about aggressive use of the chicken dance within the field of education?

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-17 07:34 pm UTC (link)
I would sau you do you, but I don't think dancer's would agree?

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-17 07:39 pm UTC (link)
That's all I've got. There's got to be someone here who knows how to make their toes twinkle, but I'm ass over tits on who that could be, unfortunately.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-17 07:46 pm UTC (link)
My dance skills are not at a level that would qualify me to teach either. I'm hoping someone is hiding mad dance skills that just missed my previous post, or we'll just hire a local. But it's good to try and employ Outlanders first.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-17 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, this crowd? We need something to do or else things'll go sideways.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-17 07:51 pm UTC (link)
I've never actually thought of it that way, but that's a really good point.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-17 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Right? Think of your brother, Diego. Now think of your brother Diego bored. Scarier than anything the Overlook would throw at you.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-17 08:03 pm UTC (link)
I'm fairly confident that knives end up in all the things when he's bored. Which isn't as bad as starting a cult.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-17 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Speaking as an ex-cult abductee, oOOoOoo. Was that the other brother? The one that showed a few days ago?

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-17 08:07 pm UTC (link)
That's the one. I didn't run into his cult, but I've heard of stories. And of course it would be him to start one.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-17 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Was it at least a fun cult? You know, very little mass murder, questionable sexual proclivities, etc etc?

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-17 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Knowing Klaus, probably. Little (or no) mass murder and questionable sexual proclivity sounds just like him.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh well, could be worse.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 02:48 pm UTC (link)
It could. At least he didn't trigger the Apocalypse.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 03:25 pm UTC (link)
That sounds... specific!

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Which one of your siblings managed that one?

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Me.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 03:33 pm UTC (link)
No shit.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 03:34 pm UTC (link)
It wasn't intentional.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Well, good. Because I happen to know a lot of dramatic types back home that if you were like "oh hey, they once started the apocalypse" I'd be like "yeah? figures", but you just didn't seem like one of them! What happened, if you don't mind my being nosy?

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 03:47 pm UTC (link)
Um, the first time was a combination of repressed childhood trauma, abuse, memory altercation, drugging, and manipulation. The second time built on that but added more drugging, torture, and interrogation.

Yeah.

I have issues controlling emotions and my powers are impacted by them.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 03:52 pm UTC (link)
You know, you might've just gone "you nosy tree, fuck off" and that would have been fine, yeah? TOMBS. Sorry about all that. I know from Diego that your world is balls-to-the-wall awful or at least your family was.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 03:53 pm UTC (link)
It's all over the internet. People can just look it up, so not much point in pretending it didn't happen.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 04:02 pm UTC (link)
I feel that. But I still think that only assholes make a point of prying in such an impersonal way. Just have a convo, you know?

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 04:05 pm UTC (link)
I think I'm used to it. Our family has been in the news for as long as I can remember for one reason or another. But yes, good point.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Yeah yeah, the famous kiddie superheroes. Don't know how you lot stood it. Bloody PR.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I wasnt part of that, so I didn't have to deal with it directly.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Still.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 04:38 pm UTC (link)
It is what it is. Luckily the world is still standing at home.

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[info]phasmophobic
2020-11-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
i mean, there was no mass murder but they had this weird obsession with touching me.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 02:43 pm UTC (link)
I think that's one of the supposed downsides of being a voice of Whatever.

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[info]superdead
2020-11-17 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Less mass murdering than is usual for our family.

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[info]wedobones
2020-11-18 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Well hey! Progress!!

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[info]superdead
2020-11-18 04:36 pm UTC (link)
It was mostly passing off 90's and early 2000's pop song lyrics as spiritual advice to a bunch of hippies in the 60's.

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-11-17 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Do people actually want to LEARN dancing?



Aang probably does, nevermind.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-17 11:49 pm UTC (link)
There are people who turn it into their career.

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-11-18 12:06 am UTC (link)
I guess I'm not the target audience for THAT career.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 12:08 am UTC (link)
Neither am I, though I've played for people who have that job. It doesn't look easy.

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[info]whatwehave
2020-11-17 11:42 pm UTC (link)
What's the time commitment on it like? I'm on a defense team but I depending on how that all works I could potentially help out for a while.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-17 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Dance class runs Thursdays, 1:30pm - 3pm.

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[info]whatwehave
2020-11-17 11:56 pm UTC (link)
I'll talk to Sara and see if I can swing it. Granted my formal training also included how to murder people mingled in with how to pile but I think I can keep it G-rated.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 12:05 am UTC (link)
I will go and debate with Sara if I have to. She has more team members than the Education Department does. Spare one for two hours once every few weeks. Formal training on how to murder people seems to be popular around here.

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[info]whatwehave
2020-11-18 12:09 am UTC (link)
At this point I think it'd be more her not wanting to be left alone with the children masquerading as grown men on our team.

The part of me that lives with what some might say is more than a healthy level of paranoia wonders if there's something terrible planned then. If this place is collecting a bunch of people who know how to handle themselves.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-11-18 12:12 am UTC (link)
Sara can handle herself for a few hours. That's what I'm sticking with.

Did no one tell you about the dinosaurs?

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[info]whatwehave
2020-11-18 04:35 pm UTC (link)
I did hear about them. A little sad I missed out.

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-11-18 12:06 am UTC (link)
If you teach me how to murder people while dancing, I'm IN.

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[info]whatwehave
2020-11-18 12:11 am UTC (link)
My childhood trauma will be a no on that one.

But I am a firm believer that learning different ways to make your body move will always be an asset in any other physical skills you're looking to hone up on.

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