InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "To please the client."

SATINALIA

A holiday dedicated to both the moon of Satina and the Old God Zazikel this holiday is marked by wild celebration, and a masked ball. The main hall of Skyhold is decorated and a feast (provided by Josh) is laid out for every night (there is indeed Ham and while it's advertised as Ham of Despair it's just regular Ham. Hawke is just trolling.) Music is playing almost hourly, and the drinks are flowing wildly. Taking center place in the middle of the hall is a cake made by Bitty, which is big enough to feed everyone.
Toph Beifong was crowned Fool for the week (and as promised was given a silly crown. Our Gracious Ruler has set out the following Rules for the week:

Toph's Very Cool And Amazing Rules:

OVERALL: You have to refer to Toph as “King Toph” and bow or curtsey (your choice, she’s benevolent) when you approach her. She’s also going to try to get away with “no homework” but that can not fly :D
DAY ONE: You have to repeat the last word you say (say). Example: King Toph! You’re looking badass today today!
DAY TWO: (This is dedicated to Matthew) All curse words must be replaced with snack names.
DAY THREE: Everytime someone says your name, you must either insult them or compliment them.
DAY FOUR: Anytime you say the word “Vallo” you have to do a little snippet of a ridiculous dance. Must last between 5-30 seconds.
DAY FIVE: Greeting Toph must be in the form of a song. Turn her name into a song, sing whatever you’re going to say, etc etc.
DAY SIX: Green & Gold day, you have to wear Green and Gold to today’s festivities!
DAY SEVEN: The wedding so everyone gets a break?