Now, this is fascinating. Have I lost such a span of time that my whole being was so transported across space? It seems my hotel is intact, for which I am emminently grateful. Unfortunate that I cannot step outside and see this quaint township, but my external sensors are fully functional at least. Such a plethora of people who cross near the doors! I am endlessly entertained.
Ah, I am remiss in this world's pleasantries. I am Poe, the proprietor of the Raven. A pleasure.