Y'all are business people. I'm a business person. Now, what might a sweet young thing like myself do to secure some investments to start my own legitimate, going-straight business here? Really, it's an investment not just for me and my artisan, homemade dynamite, but also for y'all, considering if I'm kept busy and moral I won't have as much time to get the funds the old-fashioned, slightly-less-pleasant-for-everyone way. I just need a little boost. Honest.
I'll make a wide range of explosive devices. Maybe even custom orders if you give me some sugar.