just ashe, honey (wearsthehat) wrote in valloic, @ 2020-09-23 11:35:00 |
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Entry tags: | ₴ inactive: calamity ashe, ₴ inactive: jesse mccree |
Well now. What a way to treat a lady.
Name's Calamity. So there I was, minding my own beeswax and looking good doing so in the first alternate dimension I got dragged into, when suddenly here I am, in a new dimension, in some thick woodsy area surrounded by varmints. I ain't no catalogue woman, people. I like to be asked before I go anywhere.
Nice little place you got here. Well - less nice now with the raptor guts splattered all over it. Turns out that pack had their very own little extinction event courtesy of my very best manners. So will you if you're going to be precious about things. I don't like to waste my time or my bullets, so I'll be quick: where's B.O.B., why am I here, and how do I get back?