Alas, Gideon the Hot was felled by a creature of meat and sinew and teeth, did I mention the fucking TEETH? I don't know how long the whitecoats are going to keep me in bed; I broke ummmm we'll go with A LOT of things. ON THE TEETH. Don't recommend it. At least I took one out. Dinosaurs, MORE LIKE WHINE-O-SAURS.
Did I mention I got the good drugs? Gideon got the good drugs. Friends, if you have not been eaten, visit. I am awash in a sea of self-pity, and I could use a tender bedside manner. The doctors here won't even let me do push ups because I'll "TEAR" something.
And someone needs to watch my ghost cat. He's liable to get lonely.