I have to maintain some kind of plausible deniability. The fewer details, the better. I will let the possibility of it warm my heart.
Oh, musical talent. If your friend shows up here, there's a bunch of places that he can play his harp at. I'd say the market, but you'd have to catch the owner on a really good day for him to let that fly and not ban you for life. But I can safely confirm you will not have to wait until Yor ??? to have ice cream now.