I require assistance in two matters: first, the donation of body parts to scientific study. Not human, obviously, or otherwise sentient beings, but those posing a high risk to the community and were already eliminated unrelated to my request. If you're in the business of killing defense, or hunting, or whatever you're calling it, I'm eager to pay for any remnants you're willing to part with. The deadlier, the better. Venomous specimens are worth double.
As for my second request: I need recommendations for television programmes resembling Peppa Pig. Please