I appreciate that there's both a government (?) facility and a 'welcome to the universe' video, to sort of ease someone into the idea that they've been spirited away to another dimension. Where I come from, it wasn't exactly calm and peaceful but this is a whole other thing - guess I better introduce myself, at least.
I'm Zatanna. I grew up in the circus and now I love the stage, and I turn the cards on occasion. The small person with me is Leo, he'll be three in October. On Halloween, which is pretty par the course when you're born a Constantine.
So who wants to fill me in on what this island is really like?