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There's a bounce house up on Morningside's roof next to the garden for the next 12hrs. Feel free to bounce, don't break it, rentals aren't cheap.

Hey, hey psst, Jesse McCree. Happy Birthday, thanks for being my pal in world-hopping and sticking it out. Love you.

The original plan was we were going to rope friends together for drinks and cake at the bar tonight but uh- if breakfast is any indicator, we're postponing that to tmrw. Nobody needs cake turning into apples. So use this post to shower him in love, pls and thanks.

Okay, that's it, I have finally had enough. You gave us dinosaurs, I said, sure, whatever. You gave us the Overlook, I said, okay, that fucking sucked, but whatever. Then we lost our facial hair for a day, no big deal, totally fine. But, this is where I draw the god damn line. YOU DON'T MESS WITH A MAN'S BACON!!! No bacon, no eggs, no toast, it all turns into a mother fucking APPLE!!!!!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE ON APPLES ALONE?!!? I can't do it.

[Jo]
How are you doing?

If you're ending up with apples that you don't want, I've got a large rolling cart outside of the workshop that you can put them in. Once it's full, I'll be donating it to the Eric R. Bittle Pie Fan Club for an assortment of apple-based pastries. Let today's annoyance be tomorrow's deliciousness!

Ooo I'll wheel it over to the bounce house, so you can celebrate Jesse's big day AND offload your excess apples :)

I like apples as much as the next girl, but I was really looking forward to that chocolate bar.

I've gone through a baker's dozen of chocolate bars and all I have to show for it is 12 apples with bites in them.

I mean, I did eat one. I was hungry!

sent to all phones minus those who opted out:
• Asami Sato
• Korra

How big of an asshole would it make me to put Appletinis on special today?

richie.

How's the settling in going?

Hope? Baby, are you really here?

Klaus?!


Not too sure who was more weirded out today, me or the people finding me in the woods tied to a chair.

Did I set a record for being kidnapped three times within one kidnapping?

I fell asleep during the video, but the explosions jarred me awake.


It's been a long couple of days.

Real talk.. how do some of you cope with not having the rest of your family here? Particularly children? I know my husband will be just fine wherever he is, considering we have a history of being kidnapped by criminals here or there, but with Halloween coming up, it really sucks to not have my daughter with me right now.