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Lol. So I found this thing that said to take the first four letters of your name and replace them with Fuck, so now my name is Fuck and that’s the end of it.

sent to all phones minus those who opted out:
• Ambrose Spellman
• Athos
• Klaus Hargreeves
• The Lumiat

NOTE: There is one open player spot

I was working with my goats outside just now and all light went completely out. No sun whatsoever. It's pitch black out there, does anyone know what's going on?

[FILTERED TO DIEGO HARGREEVES]

I sincerely think you're cursed, mate. Every time fight club is about to come up, you have family awful going on. What do you need?

[FILTERED TO EVIE FRYE]

If I disappear at some point, will you take a day off to grieve? Just curious.

The forest has gone completely dark out here by the Jedi Temple. Is anyone else experiencing this?

>> Need me to come home?
>> Or actually, I'm about to change out of the scrubs
>> I'll pick up anything you want on the way home, let me just say that

[TEXTS TO EZIO]

» Where are you? People are talking about bad omens and I am not one for superstitions but
» oof
» IT IS PROBABLY NOTHING

After a brief disappearance, my spectral kitty seems to have decided to stay around. Never had a cat before, or a pet at all. Cats are funny little independent cusses, aren't they? Wonder if their personalities are any better when they're alive. This one can't decide if she wants me to pet her or to fuck right off the planet.

Looking forward to being your favorite champion this weekend at Fight Club. I'll sign whatever you want and promise to give exceptionally sweaty hugs.

[ Filtered to Diego Hargreeves ]

One of yours vanished, didn't it? Sorry to have read it. I hope you're not ruining that second-only-to-mine face by fretting about it.

[ /Filter ]

Well, it would appear that today is shaping out to be very eventful.

[Filtered To Sabrina]

Darling, where are you right now? I know that Ambrose's disappearance can't be easy for you.

[Filtered To Zelda]

I assume you've seen the disappearance notifications. I'm checking on Sabrina. I am going to make an educated guess that she is responsible for the forest going dark. Though I doubt she realizes it at the moment.

[Filtered To Cerberus Books Staff]

I am afraid that I am going to have to take the rest of the day off. My nephew has been sent home, and I need to be with my family right now. Claire is in charge, and if there are any emergencies, please don't hesitate to reach out to me.

[Filtered To Allison]

I saw about Klaus. I'm so sorry, dear. Do you need anything?

[Texts to Veronica]

--What are you doing after school?

Just to get this out of the way, I'm not interested in your warnings on the dangers of alcohol consumption today, or sympathy. Not now and not ever.

But Apocalyptic Brew will be closed today. Employees will be paid for their impromptu day off.

[MORGAN YU]
Would you be interested in having Dolores visit you for the day?