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Has anyone seen my friend Thomas? It's rather urgent I speak with him.

I didn't really run into geese much back home, but I can say this:

They're assholes and I hate them.

Sure. This might as well happen. I didn't even know phone booths were still a thing.

JUNE 9TH

AANG + KORRA + EVEN ATREUS
"You had me for a minute! Is Sokka behind this?"

IN THE FOREST, two Avatars arrive | TOTES G-RATED

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WANTED

WANTED: Asshole goose possibly carrying a black cash box.

LOCATION: Near the barns? Fuck if we know, we couldn't find it. But that's where it started.

REWARD: ... I don't actually know the answer to this. Maybe free cheese! The knowledge that you did what Ronan couldn't?

OTHER: There was goose crap in my kitchen this morning and all of my toiletries were in my pantry so, I'll give whoever the hero is that stops these assholes $20.

I think I'm being stalked. Whenever I try and speak I get drowned out by honking, but I can't find geese anywhere around me. Even with magic.

It seems someone else had greater need of my stove than I did and have taken it from my apartment. If anyone knows the beings responsible please let me know so I can convince them to return it.

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