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I'm still not entirely convinced this is all real but I guess introductions on this thing is the next step in...whatever this is.

Danny Williams.

Any theory always needs testing. In this, another part of it is made sure. The [...] mirror goes more then one way. The paths are [...] more. From deserts to [...] forests, there could be the possibility this is another [...] random occurrence but chances are low.

There is more to observe. But it is [...]polite to offer hello.

[..] Hello. I am Morgan Yu.

This is the nicest kidnapping I've ever been through. I thought the whole infinite earths and alternate universes thing was over.

I guess I'm supposed to introduce myself? I'm Felicity Smoak.

I'm just glad my daughter is still asleep.

Crystal summoning, huh? That's new. I'm not against it, per say, but it empowers the wellness movement a little more than I'm comfortable with. What's Karen in Milwaukee going to do when a demon shows up to her Avon party? That's happened before, by the way. Bit awkward. I'd have dressed for the occasion if I knew I was going to get summoned by too many Yankee candles and a very enthusiastic soccer mom.

Which is to say: hi ladies, gentlemen, and fellow folks beyond the binary. Name's Crowley, a demon (possibly?) on administrative leave (you'd have to ask Beel), recently from another dimension calling itself Tumbleweed. Now, I realize some of you aren't exactly human yourselves (shout out to the supernatural entities) but I also realize getting shoved into a smallish space can be stressful for even the folks without claustrophobia, which brings me to my next (and final—promise, didn't even prepare a powerpoint this time) point:

✨ Opting Out of Demon Interaction ✨

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I tried the apartments, but I’m much more comfortable at the Crossed Quills. Plus I get to play here when I like and I definitely enjoy that.

I’ll also be playing at Galahd now and again. I’ll be there tonight even.

I think I rather like it here.

So is there anyone here who plays an instrument? Not our teacher (sorry), and people who have no interest outside of class? Anyone ever play in a band?

[ FILTERED TO BEV AND SABRINA ]

So do you two like horror movies? Is this weird. I don't usually invite people over but you don't come across as mean girls so

Do you guys want to do a horror movie night and eat our weight in food?

(  Cut for pictures of waffles  )