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Oct. 7th, 2016


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Hard to believe that the last time I made a post on this network was in regards to Killian's ghost leaving boxers on my ceiling fan, right before we decided to voluntarily plunge ourselves to the Underworld and get him back. No one's dead this time around, and we've actually got some happy news to share.

Introducing little miss Meara Robin Jones, the new addition to our household.

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It's her 'I just woke up from a nap, what do you peasants want' face. We finalized her adoption the other day - it's not like I was cleverly hiding a pregnancy or anything. Things were kept under wraps in case it didn't go through, but here she is. Right now it's a bit of a full-house with Hans back in the area cooing over his new goddaughter, but if anyone wants to stop by and say hi (and hi to him, too), you're more than welcome.

Sep. 12th, 2016


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The hangover that I'm still feeling today, from Saturday night's indulgences, means that I've come to the realization I need to share some of the wealth from Skyhold's wine cellar. There's enough of a supply to share, anyway. These bottles are all from Thedas - there's honey mead, sipping whiskey, wine from Tevinter that you have to drink with a catsbane powder to counteract the poisoning, black currant brandy, Orlesian liqueur, something made in a bathtub, and a bunch of other stuff but also most notably Dragon's Piss. No one knows what it is. It might be literal.

I've gotten estimates to bring electricity to the fortress, though in the mountains it's tricky - one strong breeze can send the wires down for a few hours. I think the main rooms will have electricity, but most guest rooms will just be candles and wood fires. Hot water for all facilities will definitely be a go though. I guess we can call it 'eco tourism.' There's a throwback to another era, in Morocco, that I've been researching for inspiration. I might take a trip there to stay at the place, just for research purposes and to know that running a hideway without a lot of electricity is possible.

Anyway, this has been your booze-soaked post for Monday morning, enjoy.

Aug. 14th, 2016


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I guess I'm joining the dream-repeat team. Reliving meeting my friends was nice. Reliving learning my dad was a terrorist anti-bender bigot, not so nice.

Aug. 10th, 2016


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I think it must be Weird Dream Pet week or something, and I missed the memo. Or maybe the OC is trolling me because when my hellhound passed the security checkpoint of this realm or whatever, he sort of got...downsized.

Behold, the terrifying Cerberus.

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How did I end up with so many animals in my house, how. It's bad enough my evil imp henchmen are nothing more than a chipmunk and a bunny in their current form.

This is bullshit.

Jul. 31st, 2016


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Goddesses, it's been forever since I've posted on here - I was preparing to make some advertisements on different networking websites but I figured I'd extend the offers to my favorite corner of the internet.

In preparations and launch off in regards to the American branch of company, I've been drowning in paperwork and clients though I'm finally beginning to see the end of the tunnel. Some staff hired from the beginning didn't pan out (living in a place that has a penchant of throwing demons your way will do that to you) so I'm in need of administrative assistants! And a personal one for myself, actually.

I'm a fairly dream-friendly employer. Days taken off work are not held against you if they're OC-related: from switching bodies to dream injuries and so forth. Benefits are included after a trial period. We've also built a bunker for environmental emergencies, should apocalyptic weather come our way or zombies attack.

I can also work around certain college schedules for you student-folks.

Jul. 18th, 2016


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Even if my dreams have tapered off - the new ones, anyway - apparently whatever powers that be feel it's prudent for me to still receive 'gifts.' The Wrath of Lovias sounds ominous, but it's really just a staff best used for channeling wintry magic - I know a few spells, but I'll have to work on more, even with me being down an arm for casting. The staff has an intriguing origin though, it's sort of designed after a staff belonging to the former Archon Lovias; an Archon is the mage who rules entirely over the Tevinter Imperium. But this particular Archon finally succumbed at age 89, which is a pretty good lifespan for medieval times, his death caused by choking on a fishbone of all things.

The whole story is the subject of a few comedic plays in Tevinter, which I did get to see the times I've dreamed of traveling there. Awful, but. Hilarious.

Anyway, I've gotten back to work with my regular client sessions and work with NAMI - the party to kick off their series of hiking events is coming up, and there are prizes available for the most creative hiking boots. I figure if you can spice up hiking boots, you probably deserve a prize anyway.

Jun. 30th, 2016


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This is kind of important, so I'll keep it brief and just stick to the facts rather than ramble:

1. If you happen to come across a glowing green pocket in wherever, please don't touch it. Instead, alert me via private message or here and I'll come close it.

2. What comes out of these pockets tend to be dangerous, they're demons, but they're relatively simple enough to kill. Even so, I'd recommend the buddy system until these rifts are closed.

3. If anyone can fly or has a way to otherwise achieve a birds-eye view of the county and can give me a general idea of where you see glowing green pockets, I'd appreciate it.

Fuck me Thank you.

Jun. 10th, 2016


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So my fellow Princess and lifemate is totally the best because look what she got me:

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Isn't he the most precious, ginormous baby?? His name's Link! He's a wolfdog hybrid, from a rescue up in Lake Tahoe. But he looks a lot like the Link in my dreamworld, who appeared as a divine beast meant to help save the Twili kingdom. I basically spent a lot of time riding him and hanging out in his shadow, in imp form, but he's a good kid.

I just wanted to show him off. Nothing new to report, but hey, congrats to all the college people who have finished their exams! Never bothered with the college thing but I'm pretty certified in Arabic now so I'll start volunteering at the Arab Community Center for Economic and Social Services. And to think this time last year I was still on the pole.

Which is actually good exercise, by the way. I've given pole dancing lessons before, highly recommend them.

May. 21st, 2016


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I want to say I understand this whole dream thing, but I'm pretty sure I still don't understand. You talk about them like they happened. Really happened.

May. 11th, 2016


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Hey, network people, I need some help.

For awhile I had this amazing gig as a personal assistant but my boss moved away. I don't know if anything can compare to being a PA for Dracula but I'm glad I can make portals pretty easily because he's one of my favorite people ever so I visit often. ANYWAY, point is, I need a new job? Does anyone know of anything out there?

I have a part-time gig at the amazing Victrola (check it out and come see me dance if you haven't already) but considering I live with a gazillionaire I'd like to try to pull my weight a little more. As far as skills go, I am limber, flexible in all ways, used to teach yoga and manage a strip club, and I also speak Arabic. Oh, and since I have the weird dreams that also means in my other life I was a Princess with shadow people magic.

شكرا which is pronounced 'shukraan' and means 'thank you'!

May. 2nd, 2016


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Okay Valarnet, on the heels of the super fun weekend I spent in a blonde (Hey Sharon, how's Viv, can I please come babysit soon?) I got a serious question for you guys out there that wake up with nifty new skills.

How likely is it that, one day, I will wake up shooting lasers from my eyes? (Please be aware, I can do this in my dreams, it's not just a random thing I cooked up.) And is there a way I can sort of save my dad the stress and worry of having to rebuild to roof of the house? (Especially since it stands to reason he might need to do it three times.)

Up until now, I never actually worried about it. But now, with the body changing and werewolves being a thing I now accept as normal everything, it's best to get a jump start on this.

Apr. 22nd, 2016


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No.

No. No. I refuse. Absolutely not.

How the hell am I supposed to explain this to my share holders! I can't cancel the bloody meeting and I'm not going like this!

Mar. 7th, 2016


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Is "things randomly appearing in your house" the Weird Thing this week? Because if not I need to change my locks.

Mar. 2nd, 2016


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I don't really recommend getting bitten by a mutant monkey.


Zelda

I need advice. It's only tangentially related to the monkey bite.

Feb. 21st, 2016


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I thought I should take advantage of the ten minutes of relatively pleasant weather outside, lacking any oddities we've all come to love-hate, to make a post and say that I'm looking for an executive assistant of sorts and thought I would try the network first. It's helpful to work closely with someone who A. does dream and B. understands many 'unique' situations, as well as my own.

It would be in a business environment since I am a lawyer and heading up the company's legal department, but no legal background required. However, if things go well and you're interested in paralegal training that can be arranged.

In other dream-related news, I'm not sure what to do with the black-swathed coach that appeared in our yard (thank everything it wasn't raining blood today) besides offer carriage rides for couples going for gothic romance. Suggestions welcomed.

Feb. 15th, 2016


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Does anyone have a completely happy ending, when their dreams come to an end?

It's not as if mine were psychologically scarring by any means. Both sets have ended bittersweetly, where evil (as cliche as it sounds) gets put down, but some things that have been broken along the way don't ever go back to being the same. My first one I caused an irreversible timesplit to save my kingdom and possibly ruined Link's life in one of them. Altering times does not come without its consequences even if it was for the 'bigger picture.'

This second one a link to a sister-realm was shattered. Quite literally, as the link was a mirror that brought you to the land of perpetual twilight. Both worlds have a chance to rebuild after Ganon and his whipped minion wreaked havoc on them. Maybe it won't be the last time I get to see my shadowy blue half there, but at least I have her here.

Doritos crumbs all over my bed as proof of her presence, anyway.

Though I suppose 100% happy sunshine endings aren't completely realistic, are they?

Feb. 1st, 2016


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A list:

German
Math

I need either coffee or an entire pizza. Or both. Let's go with both.

Jan. 2nd, 2016


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While it's absolutely darling that everyone is enjoying the shift in year, do you perhaps think you'd all be able to do it a little quieter. And stop getting so hung over people, I don't need more than my own to deal with.

Explaining to a professional exactly why I've overdosed on migraine medication would be decidedly uncomfortable for both of us, I think. And I would really hate to ruin a man just because he's not as delusional as most here.

Dec. 14th, 2015


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Today has begun with a most significant surprise.

Dec. 2nd, 2015


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Dreaming of the same situation, for the third time, in the fresh and new third set (i.e., traveling to a mysterious castle in a mysterious land to no doubt meet inevitable doom) is essentially a standard annoying modern life quirk in Orange County - you know, in addition to other annoying life quirks like when people decide to hold conversations in a doorway or open-mouthed gum chewers.

At least I'm not a staked vampire in this 'verse.

Anyway, yesterday was National Day in Romania and today happens to be International Day for the Abolition of Slavery - may the rest of your days this holiday season be merry and bright (I think having fangs this year makes me more grinchy than usual?).

Nov. 16th, 2015


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How do you tell your dad that you don't wanna do Thanksgiving with him and his new girlfriend without having to explain that it's not actually about him dating another woman only just older than his daughter and really because you're mad at him for ruining the Nation that you'll one day rule in a mystical dream world that potentially doesn't even exist?

I need to give him an answer by Friday. My brain hurts.

Nov. 10th, 2015


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It's a little odd to dream through the eyes of my reincarnated self. Who is also apparently descendant of myself? My second dreams don't show an alternate version of my first, but it's a new life in the future, from the time stream that involved stopping Ganon before he was ever to curse the kingdom. Though I may have done more damage than he did with the time split I created--

And right before my coronation as Queen, someone decides to descend on Hyrule with intentions of taking over. I chose to surrender to spare the people, and then came the Twilight. I'm a holed up princess in a tower (because that's not cliche at all!) when this wolf-pup and cute little imp pay me a visit.

Midna, your imp pot belly is precious.

Nov. 6th, 2015


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Downside of running your competition into the ground and absorbing all their assets; work gets boring once you've accomplished it.

Upside; rubbing your fathers face in it. Repeatedly.

I do so love seeing that pinched look on his face, even through a computer screen.

The dilemma of course is, once you've achieved your life's goal exceptionally early, what do you do with yourself?

Oct. 24th, 2015


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I've found my way home. Apparently I didn't lose my job at the diner, because apparently being put in a coma isn't a fireable offense, so I'll be taking that up again... just not tonight. They gave me the weekend off to ... recuperate.

Oct. 19th, 2015


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I found it. Didn't think I actually would, but I did. I can't believe it was here.

Now, unfortunately, I don't know where here is... it's all really a haze. I can't be sure I'm really even awake. It's cold, too, and I'm hungry...

I probably should be trying to figure out where I am instead of talking on this thing, I just figured I'd let people know I'm alive.
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Oct. 8th, 2015


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FSDJKLDFJDFJKDFJKDFFDSDSDFJFJSDJKSD

If you've seen the news, please, please refrain from hunting the spider. Please. It's my girlfriend. I recognize the markings, I don't know why she turned into that - and I don't think she knows either - but please don't attack. We'll, um. Handle it.

Somehow.

Sep. 26th, 2015


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In honor of astronaut Scott Kelly's year-long mission in space, of which the anniversary just passed, NASA so kindly reminded us that he will not only run approximately 648 miles on a space treadmill and will witness 11,000 sunsets, but also that his waste will be jettisoned and burn up in the atmosphere, thus resembling shooting stars.

This is also relevant because I am still a woman and while men's restrooms resemble one of the lower rungs of Hell, I don't understand how ladies restrooms are so messy. Who do I blame? Squatters? Enlighten me, Valar.

Zelda )

Sep. 25th, 2015


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I should have moved to San Francisco.

Sep. 12th, 2015


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I'm really beginning to dislike my dreams. They're making my head feel foggy, and I can't sleep very long with them, and of course my head hurts everytime I wake u too. What's getting worse, is that now my dreams are starting to feel more, present? Rather than just memories. The other night... the other night's one was really weird.

I won't go into too much detail about it with everyone, of course, but let's just say... it stuck out. It felt different than the usual dreams. Felt more like a ... like a warning.

Meh, whatever, I'll survive.

At any rate, I need to find a roommate at some point. My job's definitely not paying enough for my rent, and I'm beginning to sense I'll be deeply over my head at some point, and will likely end up living in a sewer drain, eating half-eaten, moldy McDonald's cheeseburgers to survive. I wonder if enough free ketchup packets will kill the taste of disease?
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Sep. 11th, 2015


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It is an interesting time to both be learning Arabic and waist-deep within International Law. FYI: California has the largest Syrian population in the nation, and the OC itself should expect hundreds of Syrian refugees escaping the crisis in Europe, according to the Syrian American Council. The United States in general projected about 70,000 coming in as refugees. It'll give me a chance to take on some mediation work (in refugee cases it's mostly rent disputes). Arbitration is just something done on the side, but it'll help keep my electricity on which is pleasant.

As for the bar exam itself, power outages, blood, women going into labor, breakdowns rivaling Exorcist pea-soup spewing, and natural disasters seem to top the list of horrors. My only horror was my laptop freezing toward the end of the third day wherein I think my hair turned white (again). Never wanted to puke or scream to such a degree before.

But, life goes on and so do the dreams. Will I ever escape this castle? (No, the answer is no).

Sep. 7th, 2015


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This place is like the biggest freaking asshole ever. How is it that 1. I'm officially nocturnal, 2. I can't go out in the daytime without shriveling up and dying (seriously, already tried that one with a fancy ring), and 3. My tribal tattoos just randomly appeared and yet none of my tribe's magic has touched me at all? Like, I can't do shit. Come on, Orange County.

It's reaaaaaally lonely when you have 3959294 hours to kill during the night but luckily I still have my night job. I'm just not dancing anymore, I'm managing the club. Before you ask, no, it's not really all that great to look at tits and asses constantly and I was making more dancing than I am running the place.

Vlad )

Sep. 1st, 2015


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I avoided all that ugliness by burying myself in a personal project. Which means that tomorrow, I'm going to launch my airship. She's finally put together!

My dreams had a happy ending too. I think. Well sort of happy. Bittersweet with promise, maybe, since there's still so much to do. Unless I dream of more. It felt not like an ending but more like a new beginning.

But you can't get more romantic than a trip for two into the spirit world.

Aug. 23rd, 2015


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No... no no no no no.

Oh god, really? Why would you do this to me?

Guys...

I ...

Well look for yourselves.

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Aug. 15th, 2015


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Well, I'm glad my birthday was a success yesterday even if today's a fucking shit show.

Chris was a little shit the entire drive up to summer camp. Hopefully two weeks at camp will smarten him up.


Oh, and my Dreams continue to be fucked up. Turns out this serial killer woman from a while back, Norma, who pretended to be a vampire during her murders and pretended to be an FBI agent as we were investigating said murders was, actually, a vampire. Go fucking figure. And now I think I am too?

Anyone have any first hand experience with this sorta thing? The fuck am I supposed to do?


((OOC: for those of you who have stuff to do with Chris and never heard of summer camp, let's just pretend that Leon's mentioned it in conversations or whatnot and that this wasn't something I decided last night Har Har Har))

Aug. 14th, 2015


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HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

WE TURNED EVIL DREAM!BOYFRIEND BACK INTO A REAL BOY.

I went in to kill him and she saved him. And he hates me for it.

Aug. 12th, 2015


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These dreams give little reprieve, no? I feel I have barely ended one set when a new begins. These new ones seem much like my first, apart from some changes in persons. At the very least, I have some idea of what to expect at the end of them.

Aug. 11th, 2015


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Note to self: Next time I rescue D from terrorists, I should have a plan other than barging in through the front door with my handgun, yelling for everyone to put their hands up. That's a really good way to get six assault rifles pointed at me.

So yeah. In my dreams, D and I got kidnapped by terrorists, and we were supposed to find the lost treasure of El Dorado for them. Then we found it. And it was a bunch of fucking gold fish. Not like koi fish or whatever goldfish actually are, but this extinct species named the Titicaca (hehehe, titicaca) Orestias. It would have been fucking hilarious if I hadn't been so sure we were going to die. But hey, at least I got some fucking newspaper clippings to commemorate the time I got kidnapped by terrorists, whisked away to South America, discovered an extinct species, and then got yelled at by my boss.

Does anyone know how the fuck I'm supposed to explain these handcuff wounds on my wrists to my coworkers?

Aug. 5th, 2015


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Well, that was a nice barely-a-week break from the dreams. One set ends, another starts. In this one it honestly feels like some bizarre partner swap considering I'm engaged to the woman who, in my first set, was my wife's best friend but in this one she happens to be the sister of her first-set fiance. And my wife is engaged to the man who in that set was her best friend's fiance. Did this make sense? It really doesn't to me.

Then of course there's Dracula, but I'm actually a vampire hunter posing as a librarian in his castle. This will end well.

If I didn't have such a bad feeling about it that I managed to move up my bar exam date by shelling out a couple pints of blood and my life savings, I'd go off to study bonobos in the Congo in their native setting for a break. I was reading an article saying that bonobos, our closet living relatives, are able to produce vocalizations in a wide range of emotional states and situations much like human babies. Human language has deep roots in primate language, but we knew that already.

Aug. 3rd, 2015


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Oh my god. What in the actual hell happened to my reflection?!

How does a reflection just disappear? How do you not have one?! I can't even Google 'why the fuck don't I have a reflection' because that just doesn't happen.



EDIT:

Okay, I googled it and I'm either a vampire or a ghost. Or I don't exist and am typing this from some existential plane. Still. Really not amusing.

Totally got a wallet's worth of rupees though. Not the Sri Lankan currency, unfortunately, more like various colored gems. So I guess that means overall it's useless, much like having no reflection and my eyeliner looks like crap today.

Jul. 31st, 2015


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I still have not beaten Batman. I have not beaten Batman, because I have spent the better part of my days trying to hunt down Riddler trophies. What does that mean? That means I get bored, get distracted, and end up playing something else. I get the whole collectible thing, but don't make it necessary. Arrrrgh.

Still, it's fun.

That being said, I'm taking a break from Video Gaming for a bit, so I need something to do. People, shower me with entertainment!

Jul. 30th, 2015


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I can't keep this a secret any longer. The proper people to hear this news first have been contacted and seem....excited? I have no idea because I really don't care.

I'm excited to announce that Tom and I are getting married! Surprise!

He was incredibly nervous about the whole thing and it was adorable. We put an offer in on a house, so hopefully we will be hearing about that soon. And I don't think I'm going to start wedding planning for at least a month or two, we haven't even discussed when to get married. We're terrible at this, but whatever, we do things our own way.

Jul. 26th, 2015


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OW.

So either someone is playing an elaborate prank on me, or my dreams don't actually know how old I am.

I get up early this morning, to get a drink of water. It's been a long night, and I stub my toe on something against my door. Super painful. Get a sliver too, why? Because it's wood.

It's THIS thing. I'd be super excited to see it, except I cannot hold it, and it tried to kill me at night.

... I also looked in my closet to find a green tunic. Best fit for a ten year old. I give up.

Jul. 25th, 2015


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I believe I finally got my last dream tattoo for a while. Which means that I passed my Guardian test and I can officially "work" as a Guardian. But you know, that's just way too simplistic for these dreams.

So, what do you do when you hear a rumor that the man who tried to kill you a few months earlier potentially holds the key to turn your evil vampire boyfriend back into a real boy?

JAIL BREAK.

What do you do after the jail break? SHENANIGANS IN LAS VEGAS.

These dreams are ridiculous and I'm kind of enjoying it at this moment.

Jul. 16th, 2015


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Two women in horse masks stole my 1969 Cobra.

If I ever find them I'll show them a whole new meaning to pain.

Jul. 12th, 2015


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How come the people that always cause trouble are the middle-aged and old people? I've never had someone under thirty stiff me on a tip or throw a fit the way some forty-year old soccer mom does when she thinks her coffee is too cold. And it's almost always some creepy old guy trying to grab my ass.

I just needed to vent. One of my regulars suggested I try venting here. I'm Sarah.

What's with the weird weather?

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Well isn't this just peachy. Black clouds, frowning at me, nothin' but black clouds. Or whatever, I don't know, it worked for song...

Anyway, what's up with this day? First I wake up from some... interesting dreams to say the least. And then... this?
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Jul. 2nd, 2015


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I'm so sick of these dreams, but at least I haven't woken up covered in blood lately. Dream me was kidnapped by her evil vampire "boyfriend", managed to run away, finally learned who her dad was, made it all the way back to school to help save her bestie, and then received a death threat with a bloody stake from the evil vampire "boyfriend". I am so grateful that I didn't receive either of those items when I woke up.

Oh and I found out I'm going to have to go break some asshole out of prison in an attempt to potentially turn evil "boyfriend" back to normal. WHAT IS MY LIFE. Utter shenanigans.

Does anyone want to train in some martial arts or something? I'm really looking for something to help get my mind off this stuff and packing up my apartment isn't really cutting it anymore.

Jun. 30th, 2015


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Hello, crazy forum. Gotta say, it's nice to read about other people flipping the fuck out over a killer spider instead of just being on the outside and seeing its ugly, hairy self plastered on the front of supermarket tabloids. Since I'm here now, tell me what the weirdest shit you've encountered or seen is. So I know what I'm getting into.

My name's Midna. I work at a club in Anaheim, I think some of you have come by before, haven't you? Don't be shy.

By the way, Zelda, Road Kill from the Bandidos says 'yo' to you and the tall drink of water who is missing a sock.

Jun. 19th, 2015


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Facts About Spiders:

1. The red widow does not actually cannibalize her mates like the black widow counterpart - instead, the male keeps force feeding himself into her mandibles even if she spits him out.

2. Many spiders get their food exclusively by stealing from other spider webs.

3. Some spiders also make decoys of themselves to confuse predators.

4. There was this one time a jumping spider was sent into space to see if it could still make webs in low gravity. It adapted.

5. Then there was this other time a monstrous spider came to the OC, is everyone else seeing that? Everyone is, right? This isn't just me?

Jun. 16th, 2015


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My dreams would make fantastic video game material, I think.

There's a little boy in green with a fairy that sneaks into the castle courtyards, and I send him off on some sort of quest to gather the remaining spiritual stones to assure some Gerudo King doesn't access a super powered plane of existence. Because some triangular relic lies there, constructed by the goddesses, supposedly able to grant wishes to whoever touches it? Except, he does get to it, after he storms my castle, kills the king, and watches the little boy open the Door of Time with a magical ocarina connected to the time stream.

The relic in question splits into three because of this king's imbalance, and him, the little boy (now frozen in time) and myself get a piece.

Some things in my life suddenly make a little more sense, except for the part where Impa says my ears look particularly pointy this morning.