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Aug. 14th, 2020


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Well, bout damn time I got somethin' worth shootin' at. Been a bit outta practice with the Yaka arrow. But these bastards are harder to take down than it looks. Damn near impossible. Worn out tryin' to kick so much ass. Had to make a hasty exit on the Meredith. Best I can do now is air support if anyone's needin' it.

Jul. 26th, 2020


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So it's lookin' like as business picks up for the summer so do the knuckleheads who think they can get into Lux any way they see fit and then start shit once inside. I'm gonna need a bit more muscle around the joint. So if anyone's lookin' for a job, I got two openings: one for a bouncer and another for security.

Jul. 25th, 2020


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We found the little girl, Sofia.

The dream started out with Glenn telling us there's walkers in the barn on the property where we're staying. That ain't good, obviously. Shane wanted to storm the barn then and there. Rick talked his ass down. Few of us decided to go out and look for Sofia. I had a little rage fit at Sofia's mother, called her a stupid bitch when he questioned why I keep looking for her little girl.

Told her truth is, I got nothing else to do, but that ain't it. Truth is, really, there wasn't nobody looking out for me when I was a kid. I just wanted to find this girl and bring her home. Ended up going out on foot with the mom, Carol. We saw a Cherokee Rose by the water, and as much as I wanted to believe that was a sign, I knew it wasn't.

Little while later, Rick and Hershel show up with a couple of walkers with like dog catchers around their necks, leading them to the barn. Figure Hershel's trying to bring Rick around to his way of thinking, that them walkers are just sick people. 'Course Shane insists on bursting that bubble saying no sick person could withstand being shot and still come at you, and he shot the walker on Hershel's noose a bunch of times before he shot it in the head.

Shane opened the barn doors, freeing the walkers, and we all took up our guns and put them down. One after another, there much have been twenty or more. And when it got quiet, there was a wheezing coming from inside the barn, there was one more walker, and when it stumbled out...

Pretty sure you all know where I'm going with this. We found Sofia. Right there under our noses the whole damn time we've been at Hershel's farm. Long enough for Carl to recover. She was in the barn the whole time. Poor girl never had a chance.

Jun. 28th, 2020


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Feels kind of weird to say it, but I've been a couple nights without the dreams, and I like really want to know what's going to happen next. Like where are we gong to go, since the CDC was a dead end? What about my brother? How long can we really survive in that apocalyptic world?

Jun. 21st, 2020


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Most kids serve their parents breakfast in bed or somethin' for Father's Day. Give em a cool gift or leave 'em be for the day to drink some cold ones and have some peace of mind.

My boy thought it'd be funny as hell to trick me into goin' to the mall an' do shit I'm pretty sure teenagers in the 90s did.

Jun. 12th, 2020


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Anybody out there know how to handle a crossbow?

I could use some lessons I've got a bow.

I had another dream. The camp got over run with walkers, we some people. And Jim got bit. We had to leave him behind when we moved out. One of the families decided not to go with us. There's still too damn many of us to travel quietly, and I really don't like the cops in the group.

Still haven't found my brother, but we made it to the CDC. Supposed to be help and resources there. Just a bunch of dead bodies and walkers. Seems like we're screwed six ways to Sunday. If it were a TV show, I'd expect my brother to come running out of the shadows to save the day, but I don't think it's gonna happen that way.

May. 24th, 2020


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Heads up for all the veterans out there (and active service) for tomorrow: Lux is gonna have free drinks for any service member that shows up till midnight. Doors open at five. And yes, I'll have a Missing Man table set up too.

Semper Fi and God bless y'all this Memorial Day. Let's remember those who gave their all for this great country.

May. 21st, 2020


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Has anyone ever died in their dreams?

Asking for a friend.

May. 4th, 2020


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I think getting my blaster this morning was a sign. BB-8 and I are going out there. Gotta try to take down some of these Stormtroopers. They're starting to hassle the neighbors and I just can't let that happen. Anyone wanna come join me, I'm gonna make my way towards Navy base in Seal Beach.

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What n'the hell is this?? Got some teddy bears jabberin' in my backyard an' messin' with my grill! I tried shooin' them away but now they think the Yaka arrow is some kinda magic. Up and started with this weird chantin' and carryin' on like...I dunno, but now they keep followin' me around!

Apr. 28th, 2020


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Under normal circumstances it would take about an hour and a half for this message to post.

But thanks to the subspace transceiver I left in orbit around Earth, it's instantaneous.

Here's the view outside my window.

Image )

Apr. 26th, 2020


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My feelings in favour of patricide have never been so high than at this very moment.

I also sometimes hate this place.

[ ADORA ]
I might need the day. Just today. Dream stuff.

[ KITTY PRYDE ]
The technology you used for my image inducer, you made that, right? You know a little about engineering and whatever?

Apr. 25th, 2020


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So been meanin' to post about this for a bit, but it's taken most of this month just to wrap my head around it all and sort things out - turns out ol' Lucy left his club "Lux" to me when he left town. Signed it over handwritten and everything - with what I'm hopin' is just red ink...

Anyhow, big thank you to Ozma for helpin' me out keepin' the place goin' and keepin' me from accidentally burnin' it to the ground and all.

Apr. 7th, 2020


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Alright, this thing has gone on six days too long. I can safely say that not once in my life have I ever wondered what it would be like to be a woman and I'd really like my own body back now. I would like to be able to go back to work and I'm pretty sure BB-8 has been recording me so that he can show Rey and Finn how amusing he found this the next time either of them comes over.

On a completely different topic, I woke up this morning to find part of my X-Wing in my backyard. I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to do with this, but if I got part of it, something tells me I'm gonna get more or it and I'm going to need a place to keep it. I'm also going to need to figure out how to put it together. I can do maintenance on a jet, but I don't know if I can actually put an X-Wing together.

Apr. 1st, 2020


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What n'the hell??

PETER QUILL! DID YOU SLIP SOME OF THEM D'AST MUSHROOMS INTO DINNER LAST NIGHT? WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A CHICK? why does my body feel like one

Mar. 18th, 2020


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Think I'm gonna spend the next coupla weeks up on the Quadrant till this pandemic stuff blows over. Got everything I could need up there anyways. 'specially booze.

Peter, Anakin, Clint - you boys comin'?

Mar. 11th, 2020


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Good thing the Ravager in me had the sense to bring as many of them coins from those mystery boxes to the local pawn shop 'fore the day ended yesterday. I mean, I kept a couple at the house thinkin' I might have 'em melted down for somethin' but turns out those things turned into chocolate.

Jokes on the pawn shop hehe.

Mar. 10th, 2020


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I found random mushrooms.

I totally ate them.

What a fucking triiiiip.

This is the welcome home I needed after three months of non stop work.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fold my dishes and iron my floors... daaaaaang.

Feb. 21st, 2020


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Mardis Gras is Tuesday so of course Lux has to pull out all the stops before everyone goes all pious and whatever. Pull out your New Orleans best and come dance with the devil before Lent turns you into something dull. Doors open at 9pm tonight.

[Yondu]

Prepare for some overtime.

Feb. 18th, 2020


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I'm pretty sure my new droid is a wanted criminal, but we made another friend Finn?! who was also a wanted criminal and stole my boss's junky old space ship to escape an attack from something called the First Order.

So now I'm a wanted criminal too apparently.

At least things are getting exciting!

Feb. 14th, 2020


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Happy Overpriced Candy, Flowers and Food Day, suckers.

Jan. 25th, 2020


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All right folks, important question of the day:

Kansas City Chiefs or the 49ers?

Jan. 23rd, 2020


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Who else has picked up talents their dreamselves have? Dream!Felix is an artist, but I've barely been able to draw stick figures until I started dreaming. I don't paint as much as I do in the dreams, but I've actually done a few of the paintings that I did do in the dreams, here. Considering I've never been very good, I have to say, these are pretty good. They're of Sarah, Cosima and Alison.

Paintings - Cut for Size )

Not really sure what I'm going to do with them. Maybe I'll send Sarah and Cosima's to them.

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You guys ever meet people from these weird dreams you have? I think I met someone from my dreams, but I also think it may have just been a fever dream. I also haven't seen him since, so...

Jan. 20th, 2020


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Am I completely mental or are things from our dreams actually showing up?

Jan. 10th, 2020


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The damn things are back! Twice now! TWICE! Each time these bloody wings come back! I can hear dear old dad laughing his ass off.

Jan. 5th, 2020


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So. Who is good with a knife and has a strong stomach?

Dec. 25th, 2019


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Merry Christmas OC. Hope y'all have a good one and no more crazy shenanigans happen.

I'm gonna be over here with some spiked home made egg nog watchin' some of the worst Christmas movies ever. Startin' with Scrooged.

Dec. 15th, 2019


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Well damn. Guess wishin' on a star ain't so bad after all.

Woke up this mornin' feelin' pretty damn good - no aches or stiff joints. Took one look in the mirror an realized I lost about twenty years - and some weight too. Haven't been this lean an' mean since the Corps.

Cut for image )

Dec. 11th, 2019


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When did talking pictures with the Grinch become a thing?

I mean...I'm not oppose to it, little one got a picture with him, but I genuinely did not know it's a thing now.

When did this happen?

Dec. 1st, 2019


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Hello, darlings! Holiday cheer has come to Lux. The alchemists I call bartenders have come up with delicious concoctions to get your nog on and )

Nov. 17th, 2019


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Well, guess today's as good as any to get shitfaced.

Nov. 1st, 2019


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Aw hell yeah. Got me some candy on sale today. )

Oct. 28th, 2019


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Dream update: Quinjet? Spaceworthy. Did not expect to find Skrull refugees, but that's okay. Found the power source the Kree wanted. Something called the Tesseract.

Also realized the Kree have been holding my powers back so I burned out the chip they had in my neck. Woke up before the fight really got started though.

And that cat? Alien. Something called a Flerken.

Oct. 24th, 2019


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Could someone help us solve a family debate? Cooking in bacon grease, is it or is it not normal? Will and I both grew up with it, Nico has apparently just noticed for the first time that's how I cook (what else are you supposed to cook eggs in?) and thinks we're both crazy.

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Yes, yes. Halloween. A week from today. There are a lot of celebrations happening at clubs all over. So instead of trying to compete, Lux will be hosting our Halloween extravaganza on Saturday the 2nd. And this way I can attend the other parties as well. Win/Win.

Oct. 14th, 2019


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Well, finally got around to buyin' some Halloween candy for the little runts in the neighborhood - but not for the not so little ones that think they can get some free candy. My cutoff is ten years old ya' freeloaders.

Just wonderin' how long I can hide this stash before Peter tries eatin' it all.

Oct. 10th, 2019


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I dreamt I watched stars born in a cradle nebula. I named each one as they went off into space. The reason I mention this is how it affected me. I've never seen anything so beautiful in real life. I woke with tears in my eyes, and I am not so much on my pride as to deny it. If you had seen what I dreamt you would have too.

Sep. 26th, 2019


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I’m going out of town next week. I need someone to watch Majy, A-Aron, and L’loyd. Feed them, play with them. You can just stay at my place and I’ll pay you.

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if you die in the dreams, do you die in real life?

asking for a friend.

that's never true, but still.

Sep. 15th, 2019


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I walked into Olivia room this morning to find her stuff bear in the corner.


He was in time out for robbing a bank this morning.


I'm not crying from laughter.

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Magic. Vampires. Boogymen. Has everyone gone mad? Is there some manner of hallucinogenic in the water that I do not know about? Lord knows I certainly do not drink the stuff, but by the sounds of it I probably should give it a try.

One good thing has come from this madness: I have a few fantastic ideas for theme nights at Lux.

Sep. 11th, 2019


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Welp, my card carrying mutie privileges were stolen away from me and this week has been a *nightmare* so far.

I've tripped over a crack in the sidewalk and landed on my knees - heeey, I can FEEL my knees again but man I wish I couldn't right about now. Spilled a coffee down my favorite shirt, missed every single light on a street when I was late for something, stepped in my cat's puke (Thanks, Guinness, really), and got a fucking paper cut trying to open up my mail.

I'm pretty done with being a normal person if this is the kind of shit everyone's luck pulls on them regularly. Sure, when my luck messed things up it did it on an epic scale that usually involved someone getting shot, but you know. This is torture. I hope whoever nicked my powers is having a good time with them.

Half price drinks over at the Inferno Club (which we're gonna be renaming soon, more on that some other time). Come try a pumpkin spice martini, you won't regret it. Probably, anyway.

Sep. 9th, 2019


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Woke up today an' realized real quick I'm human again. Not sure what happened, and not sure how I feel about it. Got used to bein' blue after 2 years. Hell, even the fin is gone so I can't use my arrow :(

Aug. 28th, 2019


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Well shit. I haven't been this drunk in years. Great celebration on Monday with the boys, a lady friend, and some of my old Marine and PD buddies showed up! Lost count of how many whiskey bottles everyone got me. I was hungover all day yesterday, slept most of the day. Still feelin' it a bit today.

...what day is it exactly?

Aug. 26th, 2019


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Well today is the day I turn the big 5-0. Can't believe it. Where the hell does time go? Seems like yesterday I was knee high to a grasshopper in Alabama.

Also can't believe the three chuckleheads I might as well call sons managed to pull off some of the craziest shit I've seen for a 50th:

[There's a picture of a ramp leading to the front door with birthday decorations on it and an electric scooter for old people at the base full of old home pamphlets, also decked out.]

That was not there yesterday.

I hate you sons of bitches 😂

Aug. 20th, 2019


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Today, a man from a generation twice removed from me tried talking to me when I had my headphones on. And then, became upset when I asked him to repeat what he'd said because: I HAD HEADPHONES ON.

It's true having the Force means I could technically understand him if I put in the effort. But why do Boomers not get the concept of headphones?

And I have other questions. Cut for length )

Jul. 24th, 2019


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Well how about that. Came home to a house cleaner than barracks during inspection. Hell, even the yard was trimmed.

Not bad, kid. Not bad at all.

Jul. 17th, 2019


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I-

Part of my hair turned white. WTF? Tried to wash it out but it wouldn't.

Jul. 4th, 2019


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Happy Fourth of July everybody! Have fun with your burgers and beer and fireworks. And if you don't have any of those there'll be plenty at my place so swing on by.