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Sep. 11th, 2012

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Went to lunch, get a call they're already out of deliberations.

Here we go.
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Waking up fifteen minutes before your alarm is set to go off SUCKS.

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You always hope when you get starred at funny in the Walmart it's because somebody recognizes you, as stupid as that is. Only certain people, very pathetic, horsey types would pick up on that, but it's better than the glares you get for being on the electric cart and being relatively young and stuff.

You know, I didn't pick today to go in and grab the cart just to ruin your day, lady in the frozen food aisle who can't keep your kids from darting out in front of me so that I have to keep jerkily stopping, thanks very much. I mean, I wasn't out to run one of them over, really, even though I kind of WANTED to by the end of things. All I really did was pick today to run in for my refills and do groceries and shit after my training session. Which was probably not a good idea, cause I'm already gonna be sore a couple days after the ride I got my coach to put me through today. But seriously. I've got a right to run through Walmart if I feel like it, and if I happen to not want to hobble around and trip people up in the narrow ass aisles? Hey, that's my freaking prerogative, right?


I don't get it, seriously. Time to look at other places around here to shop that piss me off a whole lot less. So recommendations would be awesome. Grocery and feed and tack shops if you could.

And uh, I'm Eomer, sometimes they call me Emo. Guess I'm a new resident and all and newly posting to the valarnet. This is shaping up to be an adventure.

Sep. 8th, 2012

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Its Friday? No, Saturday. Yes, definitely Saturday. Don't bother with keeping track of the days when I'm out of town but seeing as I'm home now I suppose I'd better start.

Aug. 21st, 2012

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Will be heading out to Texas this weekend.

And my new hair cut is stupid though I suppose that's what I get for being cheap. Ugh.


((OOC:Still on hiatus! Stopped in a place that has internet for the night so I'm taking advantage.))
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Aug. 10th, 2012

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I am never going back to work. Nope. You can't make me. It's safer this way.

Jon Snow you are a dick and a terrible friend for not coming to the party we had last weekend. I'm sure you've got some awesome excuse like work or helping an old lady across the street and I don't care.

It's been a long week and as far as Saturday goes I've only got one place to be. In bed.

Aug. 7th, 2012

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Lunch break.

Media circus out front. Don't feel like running that gauntlet right now. Think I'll stake out a claim and watch all the poor souls who've been called in for jury duty drag themselves in.
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Aug. 6th, 2012

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Definitely not spending many (if any) evenings at home this week.

This is exhausting but it's also awesome

Aug. 5th, 2012

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Big day tomorrow. Anyone disturbing the peace near my condo will get a small, yappie dog throw at their car.

Not my dog, but the neighbors will let me have theirs on loan.
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What does the H in Jesus H Christ stand for anyway?

And why am I awake?

Anyhow, mountain climbing has been postponed on account of the partying done last night and I'm pretty sure I broke my one of my thumbs last night.

Aug. 3rd, 2012

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I hope this thing is okay on here, but the United Way is having a big Yard Sale to support summer camps in August.

It's mostly crap, but if you like having crap, come on down and buy some to help a good cause.

I don't really like yard sales, so they probably should have gotten someone else on PR.

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Oi, Haymitch the Cynic checking in again, or at least that is what some people will call me after this. Every person that does, be prepared to buy me a drink. Maybe it's being around all these Brits and the Olympic stuff but did you know we are one of the few governments that actually PAY these brats to win? Michael Phelp's golden performance in Beijing netted him over $200,000 dollars. That cute little gymnast is up over $50,000 already. Great to know my money is going to such great use.

I feel like one of those annoying investigative journalist and it's not even a secret. What happened to encouraging athletes to participate for the love of their sport not so we can pay them for their medals and then shower them in millions of dollars of endorsements so they can go smoke pot like Phelps, go back to the Olympics, and we have to pay them even more. And they wonder why people cheat?

Think that's bad? No wonder those Russian gymnasts are bawling all the time. That one girl who missed two golds medals, was out almost $400,000 dollars because of a few millionths of a point. I'd be crying too. There's your freaking school lesson for the day children. Now who's buying me that first drink?

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Can you have a dream where you're dreaming?

Aug. 2nd, 2012

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Sometimes you just have to smile, nod and do as your told when you're facing the person. And then when you're finally home free you can call them an ungrateful wannabe he-bitch whose got more hair on her face than a weasel on the internet because that's how we handle things in the digital age of pretend anonymity.

Aug. 1st, 2012

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Wednesday. It is Wednesday isn't it? Feels like work has been extra tedious this week. Doesn't help that I've been dreaming about work and that isn't fair given some of the other things people on here have been dreaming about.

Anyway.

Hey Stark! Your phone isn't perfect but it's better then anything else on the market. The interface is fairly intuitive and I dunno, I just may be able to throw out my clunky laptop.

Jul. 30th, 2012


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Hello Valarnet. I'm Tony Stark.

Listen, we're announcing a new prototype phone tomorrow morning. Should ship in September, but I like to get the ball rolling with the people who kept my ass from being bored in the hospital. Here, I present you all with a present. )

Should arrive in tomorrow's mail. Let me know what you think. Should be compatable on your networks, if it's not let me know. The first in a long line of Shit You'll LikeĀ©.
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It's only Monday and I've already decided on weekend plans.

I'm going to climb The Wall a mountain.

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Now that the fuzzball problem is over, does anyone need a roommate? Alternatively, where are some good places to reside for someone who doesn't need a lot of space and doesn't have that much money?

Oh hey Kitty, I can pay you back now.

Jul. 29th, 2012

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A musician with a one-woman-musical-instrument set up leading a parade of fuzzballs down the street.

Seems legit.

And what the hell is a Mako?
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Had a bonfire down at the beach last night because sometimes my roommate is brilliant. Details of the evening remain hazy only because I'm putting forth the minimum amount of effort required to be 'awake' before noon.

Dunno if I should kick out the surfer boy she brought home last night or if I should wake her up and make her do it. He's taking up the whole couch and he's snoring.

Coffee. Coffee first and everything else second.

Jul. 27th, 2012

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That's it.

I give up on trying to put the books back. Fuzzy little bastards just keep knocking them back off.

Jul. 26th, 2012


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Anyone out there a lawyer or can direct me to one? Specifically wills and issues of custody.

Jul. 25th, 2012

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Spent most of the day sweeping small furry whatthefucks out of the office. This is a marginal improvement over collating and re-organizing all the paperwork the quake dumped on the floor.

And thanks to the woman who suggested using oleander. It works but given the numbers we're facing I think the plant will become extinct before we get rid of the furballs.

Organizational and infestation crisis aside there's still readings to do.

Gideon v. Wainwright

Miranda v. Arizona

Remember kids, even if the world is ending education is important!

In my dreams its cold all the time except for when I'm with you.

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These furry...things...seem to be vulnerable to certain kinds of plants. I found a dozen dead around my oleander.

Good riddance.

Jul. 24th, 2012

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Flamethrower. I need a flamethrower.

Jul. 23rd, 2012

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No, I do not pick up small furry things no matter how cute they may appear or how charming their little trilling noises may be. Instead I get the broom and dustpan and dumb the invading piles of fluff outside in the landscaping.

May they live in peace in their faux jungle paradise.
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Jul. 21st, 2012


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I'm just saying that if we'd just left the paperwork in haphazard piles reaching up to the ceiling, we wouldn't have had to worry about the heavy filing cabinets assaulting us.

Jul. 20th, 2012

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That was fun. So much fun I'll be spending the night at work. Possibly under my desk. Or on one of those couches in the reception area.

Hope everyone else survived intact. The news reports aren't looking too bad but that jolt still managed to jilt a few things. Stay close to home if you can, citizens!
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Jul. 18th, 2012

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"Its a good thing I have my library card. Why? Because I'm totally checking you out!"

Yeah, I gave him a number for being able to say that line with a straight face. I'm sure someone at Domino's will take him up on his offer of a date. Depending on what time he calls and who answers.

And the task for tonight isssss...

Law Journals 1876 and 77.

...maybe I should have given Mr. Back Pick-Up Line my real number.

Jul. 14th, 2012

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Roommate wandered off to Mexico. Supposed to be back on Monday night and if she isn't I'm to call a search party. Its likely I'll forget to call the search party and it won't matter because she'll have forgotten she was supposed to come back on Monday.

But enough of that. I've got leftover Chinese food and three weeks worth of readings to catch up on.

Jul. 13th, 2012

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Who said this uncomfortable weather could move in and stay awhile? Pretty sure I put my very own extra special hole in the ozone layer with all the hair product I used this morning. And please, no finger wagging at the implied over importance of vanity because I already know, okay?

Yeah, yeah enough of the princess crap. Back to work it is.

Jul. 7th, 2012

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Does it mean anything when you have dreams about the guy you like only he has a sword to your throat and its okay because you knew at the moment he was yours?

Saturdays where meant for doing nothing in particular and Sunday is just the day before Monday.

Jul. 4th, 2012


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...Fuck...


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I fucking hate fireworks. Somebody let me know when I can come out because they're over.

I'm gonna be hiding in my closet until then.

Jun. 21st, 2012

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Summer is officially here. Not that it's a big deal here in the land of Ever Summer. Sure, we get some rain and maybe a few leaves that fall out of confusion in autumn but overall it's always warm.

But still, it's summer and that hot hot sun isn't all that friendly to redheads. Go on girls, put on those short shorts and sleeveless dresses. I'll be the one looking for a big floppy hat that doesn't make me resemble someone's grandmother.
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My boss needs to hire more hot guys. Can't a girl get a little sausage with her spreadsheets, or whatever I'm supposed to be doing here?

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Quick Question


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Anybody here teach yoga? My mom the owner of the store I run is interested in adding some classes to improve our community outreach and I figured the net was the best place to check. Plus, I like the valarnet, weird as stuff's been getting.

I mean, I'm pretty sure the net's to "blame" for me getting attached to the Goddess Of The Pies here, and let's just say I'm glad I'm a gentleman and not the type to hit on married women because the Tonks family is awesome and I'd kinda hate to lose pie privileges while I"m here, or make Ted hit me. Any single and legal family members willing to take a pie loving shopkeeper who smells like incense and dragons blood...

Come to think of it, the incense and dragons blood stipulation thingie falls on the potential yoga person too. Have to be able to work with the smell. I won't burn it while there's class or anything but it tends to linger long into the night, like a bad date. Must also enjoy Enya and Enya sounding music since you'll probably be hearing some of that.


ANYway, you can totally reply here, or come by The Golden Apple any time before eight on weekdays, six on Saturday and Sunday.

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Uh, if you don't know me from Adam or anything, my name's Dean, I'm usually the only person in, so you're pretty safe just asking. I'll handle the initial stuff and we can go from there, yeah?

Jun. 15th, 2012

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TGIF am I right?!

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Does anybody want a souvenir from Disneyland?

May. 25th, 2012

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[Jon]

Office is closed on Monday.

You're still bringing me coffee.

May. 18th, 2012

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Five minutes. I left five minutes late and hit a wall of traffic that you could see from outer space.

But hey, its Friday night and what could be better then playing Angry Birds on your phone while inching slowly but surely up the 91 to your final destination of Gypsum Canyon Road?

10 more miles.

God

May. 17th, 2012


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Hello, network. Entertain me.

May. 11th, 2012


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Ever have one of those days that just won't end?

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Fifty/Fifty

Not the best odds.

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On the new edition of OC Weekly


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I'm just going to take this moment to lay a couple of rumors to rest here regarding the storyline involving my sexuality. I would like to maintain that I have never, ever, in my life stated a gender preference, though there are some of you I would not touch with a ten foot pole, particularly if you're family, under eighteen, really, really boring, or a friend.

At the moment, I am currently enjoying the hetero side of my sexuality, which I see as kind of on a spectrum. Sometimes you just like the person, which sounds horribly deep for me, so let's change that to body.

Just before the debates start, although it's been at least a week since I was on TV...

Also, on a totally unrelated note, I need to make a damn convincing apology for something major that I fucked up on a few years back. Anyone have ANY ideas there?

May. 10th, 2012

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The internship is a go. Might not be running coffee or doing paper-errands, so this promises to be actually worth a try.

Still not sure how to pronounce all my co-workers' names, but I guess time will take care of that.

WY-greet? EE-greet? EE-great? EE-grit?

[Father]

Thanks for the interview tips. Didn't read it entirely but it helped.

May. 9th, 2012

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Bitches get stitches.

Building a believable defense based off an overused catch phrase is supposed to be fun how? This isn't Stand and Deliver, teach, though you do look an awful lot like Edward James Olmos.