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Oct. 29th, 2013


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Urdnot Ranch Announcement


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Shepard will be taking over as owner and primary person in charge. Dani Moonstar will be placed in charge of the horses, cattle and other animals, and all that other naturey...stuff.

Scott Summers' role will be unchanged, and there'll be no one let go.

PM me for any questions.

This old Kroger just needs to retire.

Oct. 12th, 2013


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Lately, I have been waking up from these recurring nightmares. I know they can't be true, but they've felt so real that I can't shake this lingering sense of dread afterwards.

And why is the house so damn cold? (Brienne, have you been playing with the thermostat?)

I think this place is beginning to mess with my head.

Oct. 5th, 2013


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It's okay. Kind of expected that.

Oct. 1st, 2013


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Lets play a game.

Biggest regret from your youth.

ETA: Silly regrets! Though serious ones are welcome too!

Sep. 16th, 2013


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Yay! The dog that Remy found wasn't microchipped and nobody's claimed her yet, so meet our new dog Ruby!

Jubilee, before you ask, NO IT IS NOT PRACTICE FOR HAVING KIDS.

Sep. 11th, 2013


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Hospital food sucks and Shepard's one of the worst patients I've ever seen. Thank God for Angry Birds, I guess, or I'd be going completely insane.

I don't even want to think about the mileage I've put on my car traveling back and forth between the ranch and the hospital.

Have you had to deal with three flying cats and a squirrel with laser beams that can bench press a horse? Believe me, you don't want to. This week can be over any time now.
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Show of hands - who missed me?

Sep. 9th, 2013


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accidentally sent to the net instead of directly to Dani


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Come. Get your. Squirrel.

He has laser beam eyes and he's flying.

What the hell. Is going on.


Edit: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOCK THIS THING

Aug. 23rd, 2013


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So I don't know how to do this kind of shit, but I want to do a fundraiser and some of the kids suggested an art faire.

I'm really, really gonna need some help with that. I don't know art from the backside of a Vorcha.

Aug. 16th, 2013


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I am terrible with these matters, but I am told it is the proper fashion for one to introduce herself to the neighborhood before the new neighbors come knocking. My name is Dr. Halja Död, but I please feel free to call me Helena. I have recently returned to the United States from abroad and have begun to move into the large Gothic Queen Anne in Lake Forest. I do apologize for any noise this process or my dog may cause you. The movers are late in arriving. I do expect this pandemonium to end within a day or two and to have settled in by that time.

As I am new to the neighborhood and the pantry is bare, could anyone recommend a few good restaurants? Additionally, I am also looking for a trustworthy housemate (this house is far too large for me), a good gym and sports clubs, dog parks, and few charities in need to volunteer my medical services in the area. I appreciate your patience and hospitality.

Aug. 13th, 2013


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What marvellous things people come up with nowadays. A couple in Venice Beach wants to open an entirely milk-and-cereal restaurant, with a few extra options. They're running a kickstarter, and I chipped in some money. I think it's inventive.

I predict a flood of stoners there at all hours.

Aug. 12th, 2013


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This is just a reminder to anyone who's interested in coming by my bar. We'll be reopening on Friday, with a catered party starting at 3pm and lasting until all the food's gone. There will be typical game watching food: wings, pizzas, nachos, and milkshakes (though we won't be featuring those on weekdays anymore, sorry folks).

We'll also have a really good happy hour special, and as always emergency service personnel get a discount.
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So I've found the most awesome housemate in an incredible place and I have a lead on a building which might be suitable to set up my veterinary practice. Just gotta find an accountant and then if it all works out staff!

Anybody had any luck recruiting employees on this thing? Or know any good agencies I can use?
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I did not miss panic attacks when I was in Billy's body. Stupid brain. I'd like to petition for a new one, this one is clearly defective.

Aug. 11th, 2013


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Is it safe to come out yet. Everyone is who they're supposed to be?

Jul. 30th, 2013


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Animal mayhem at the ranch today. We got it handled.

Had the kids cleaning cow crap out of the office. Shoveling shit is an important life lesson.

Jul. 28th, 2013


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Alright, first things, first, I'm Roy Harper and I just moved to the area. I have an eight year old daughter, so I'm gonna need some information on elementary schools. Not only that, but I'm gonna have to start looking for a nanny or babysitter for when I'm working. If anyone could help me out with that, I'd be grateful. I never really needed a babysitter or nanny before cause my parents never minded watching Lian, but now we're not exactly close, geographically that is. So, I might need some help figuring that out. As for what I do, I'm a detective with the Huntington Beach Police. But don't think that, that means that I don't know how to have fun, because after I get settled, I'm gonna be asking around for places to go around here. Well, I guess that's all for now. Got lots of unpacking to do.

Jul. 22nd, 2013


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It's been a month, and I feel like just being honest.

TW for Alcoholism )

Now you all know. I like fake margaritas, but if you come near me with that non-alcoholic pisswater beer I will glare at you.

[ Filtered to Obi-Wan ]

Your face is in every corner of this house, and etched on every surface. I can't even look at my roof without seeing you. I can't even lie on my own grass without thinking about you.

You don't have to forgive me and I'm not going to ask for it. I owe you an explanation in detail beyond what I just posted, and I think I'm finally strong enough to give you that, if you want it.

I hear you've moved on, and I'm glad for you.

Jul. 11th, 2013


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It pays to be pushy, sometimes. I lit a fire under the ass of my construction company, since we have so many thirsty new people on the network. The Den will be reopening in mid-August, the 16th, to be exact. If you're looking for a place to get a beer and enjoy the Cubs game (or the Vikings and Bills preseason game, or the Little League World Series), I hope to see you there.

Jul. 2nd, 2013


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We're setting up a big fireworks thing out at the ranch. Making arrangements so the animals aren't too close. But it should be pretty good. Gets real dark out there.

Jun. 23rd, 2013


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I leave for eight months and when I come back it's just in time to get bitched out in real english by my cats. Why the hell does Doom sound like Samuel L Jackson?

The more things change, the more Orange County stays the same, I guess.

Jun. 13th, 2013


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I miss them already. Beth and Alma and Elise. I know they're safer where they are, and I can 'skype' them, whatever that is, but it's not the same. Almost wish I could go with them, but I got a lot of kids I got to take care of here, too. The Ranch is too important.

Maybe next time I'll adopt a kid a little younger so I can hold on longer.

May. 17th, 2013


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Wrex, are we babysitting for Beth and Alma tonight?

May. 12th, 2013


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Urdnot Ranch is taking applications for teachers assistants and people with psychology degrees.

The Ranch helps youth who would otherwise end up in jail or on the street find the skills necessary to make it. Additionally, we help anyone of any age who might be experiencing unusual changes and abilities in control in safe manner. We have a dedicated staff, a large, open environment, and plenty of experience.

Apr. 4th, 2013


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God has visited me in my dreams again.

I haven't disclosed this to any of you in a public forum, even if I've expressed it privately. But God has shown me a world that I can barely describe. A world that is both an alternate, a future, a past and a present. And when I saw this world, I realized that it wasn't a dream at all: it was a window into a past memory. It was a thing of beauty...and of horror. Horror because of the creatures that spawned within cities, the destruction that tore across continents....a thing I could not have ever imagined.

I am at God's side now. I have the love of the Lord in my heart. And I am his tool upon Earth. I am his herald. His harbinger. And my role here will no longer be passive! In brain scans I see this world hidden within us, and I will bring it upon us through blood, love and rebirth! For only through destruction can we be reborn into the perfect forms that will last unto Eternity! There is no other answer! No higher calling! I urge each and every one of you to look to your sins and seek rebirth!

There will be those that say I am insane. They are easy prey for the false shepard that promises salvation, when the truth is that salvation is possible only within destruction. You cannot possibly comprehend the wonders and horrors I have seen.

You do not let comprehend your place in things.

I am the harbinger of your perfection. From now on, I am assuming control.

Apr. 2nd, 2013


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Hm. I don't seem to remember owning this much leather, let alone putting it on this morning.

Mar. 16th, 2013


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NSFW in comments!


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I just had sex
And it felt so good
Roy let me put
My penis inside of him
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
Roy let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Mar. 5th, 2013


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I'm ready to call the fucking Ghostbusters.

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Forgive me for askin' out of nowhere, but would anybody be able to tell me who the man or woman in charge at Urdnot Ranch is? Un ami of mine, Scott Summers, had told me about your facilities, and I was wonderin' if I could maybe set up some kind of appointment so you can vet me for their use. Maybe my girlfriend, too.

Please let me know. Scott is unfortunately in hospital or I'd ask him.

Feb. 4th, 2013

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And I am officially done with high school! I'm also officially a freshman at UCI in Biomedical Engineering come August.

I don't know, it's not like I was in danger of flunking out or anything, but it still sort of hasn't hit me yet that I'm done with high school. I have no idea how I'm going to balance college cheer with my BME major, but I'll manage.

Jan. 18th, 2013


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Priceless camera traded for a shitty laptop. Check. Job apps are out and now the waiting begins. Unless someone here wants to offer me a job that doesn't involved nudity, rape or selling my internal organs.

Hello Valarnet. I'm Abby.

Jan. 13th, 2013


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Officially infected. Was only a matter of time, I guess

Jan. 10th, 2013

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The only difference between yesterday and today is that now I can legally do some of the things I've been doing for ages. Being eighteen is weird.

Dec. 18th, 2012


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The Ranch is snowed in. Only way in or out is in a 4WD vehicle. We get snow out here sometimes, but never like this.

I like it.

Dec. 11th, 2012


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Finals week. Might need a few days off.

Boyfriend went back to England and now dreams are...less romantic I should probably get used to treadmills. It would be a lot warmer, but they're too boring.

Dec. 10th, 2012


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Yes yes. I've gone and started one of these myself, at last. Some of the boys suggested that I fill this out and come and speak with "people your own age" whatever that is supposed to mean. Do they expect for me to find someone I'd like to ask out on a date here? Are you some sort of fancy singles network? I mean, ought I have dressed for posting or...

Do they mean for me to be distracted by new friendships to the point I forget to check their daily chore lists? Because much as I know they hate scrubbing things down, the team effort is the only way it happens in the end, and no one wants to sleep in filth that badly, right?

Are they perhaps really looking out for my welfare on a grander scale than I thought possible? This might be interesting after all.

I've no idea at any rate, but here I am, Valarnet, for better or worse, I suppose if you will have me.

Reepicheep is at your service.

Dec. 3rd, 2012


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Happy Birthday, Wrex!

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Uhh. I've had some really shitty dreams and it's given me a lot to think about, like...I don't want to hurt anyone or anything. Do you think it's better to totally back off the people that I might hurt, go get some help from a shrink, or WTF?

I'm talking it's gotten into some really dark, really shitty stuff already. I don't want to get into details over the internet, but I do want to know how people are dealing with all this crap or if it's making them go crazy. Is there some kinda shrink pill they can give to make people stop dreaming?

I'm not good at talking about things like this. I guess it might be better to ask people I don't know.

Nov. 28th, 2012


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Three broken bones, a half-dozen abrasions and a sprained ankle. All because someone had the bright idea to introduce the kids to rugby.

I patched them up, of course. I think tomorrow I'll lecture them on the merits of Cricket.
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Normally I mock people who make happy stupid announcements about how they love who they're dating on their Facebook and shit, but now I kind of get it. Sometimes you're so happy, you just want to yell it from a roof or something hokey like that.

Oct. 31st, 2012


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My daughter thinks she's a flapper, my ... girlfriend? Kasumi is having little red riding hood moments, and my best friend thinks she's a pirate captain.

Whatever the hell this is, I'm declaring it worse than the goddamned meteor and fuzzy things. I picked a hell of a place to settle down and build a residence.

Oct. 28th, 2012


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It's been a long time since I've paid a visit to my grandmother.

Oct. 23rd, 2012


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Can you call it 'dating' if you haven't gone on an actual date?

Urdnot Wrex, this is my very public way of telling you to take me out.

Oct. 22nd, 2012


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Looking for some birthday ideas for Roy. He'll be twenty really soon. He's probably gonna be on probation by then, if the plea deal goes through, which means I can't take him drinking like I'd been planning, and I don't know that he's up to parties this year as it is, but gift ideas and suggestions of stuff to do would be totally welcome. I kind of wasn't around for the last two birthdays either, so I want this to be one of those nice, reaffirming, sorry-I-was-a-dick things too. He's been having a really, REALLY bad year, so I want to do something that's just nice and doesn't focus on his missing arm, his dreams about being a clone, or anything else he's had to lose.

Thoughts?

Oct. 20th, 2012


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I can't speak to Mai's situation before Kasumi took her in out of the kindness of her heart, but here's what I can say.

1: They aren't lesbian lovers. I know this because Kasumi and I are involved.
2: Yes, we are. And yes, I'm certain she's not sleeping with Mai behind my back.
3: The couch is made up like a bed, where the other girl sleeps.


4: None of this was any of anyone's goddamn business, but I don't mind telling the entire world about us anyway. I'd rather you heard it from me than some fucking tabloid.

Oct. 19th, 2012


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I wish to go somewhere and get very, very drunk, but I do not want to do it alone. Does anyone else wish to do this? I will pay.

Oct. 18th, 2012


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I just found this in front of my house.

Who wants a ride? )

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There's no Shepard without Vakarian

Garrus, I hope we didn't make it to that bar for that drink.

Oct. 14th, 2012


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Zevran and I are not in a sexual relationship.

[locked to River]

I think I need to see you dance, it will calm me.

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Today is not helping me with my anger management issues.