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Jun. 19th, 2019


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One of my friends suggested that I paint my beard with rainbow glitter for the Pride Parade this weekend, but I'm not really sure that I'm the glitter beard sort of guy.

May. 4th, 2019


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Well, I'll give the porgs or whatever they are one thing, they managed to make some very traumatized kids smile.

Apr. 14th, 2019


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Does anyone else find all these people proclaiming doom strange?

Or should I just chalk it up to 'Another Orange County Thing'?

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It'd be really nice to go to the mall without people proclaiming the world was going to end... but then that's just another day in Orange County I guess. And I still got some new dresses!

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Wow, Orange County, you're already going crazy again, aren't you? On my way to train today I came across *THREE* people with doomsday signs and they were all wearing the same clothes. What the hell, is this some kind of doomsday cult?

Look, the world can't end yet, I have stuff to do.

Like fix the pipes in my apartment. Because yeah... waterbending in your house is a bad idea.

Apr. 11th, 2019


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Scientists have discovered a completely new species related to humans. I'm positively fascinated by this discovery. Analysis of the bone fragments they've found shows a relation to Australopithecus, more widely known as Lucy, as well as close relations to various Homo species, including Homo Sapiens. They've called this species Homo luzonensis, but as they haven't been able to extract DNA from the fossils they've found, they don't know where in the chain of evolution these relatives of ours fall.

I just really wish I could be in that lab right now. To study another close relative of ours that we previously didn't know existed? That's like a dream come true right there for me.

Apr. 9th, 2019


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Seriously landlord? Seriously? I've been doing maintenance on my bike in the parking lot since I moved in here. Putting a tarp down and everything else I can think of to keep from staining the asphalt. You're coming to me today and telling me that if I keep doing this I'll be in breach of my lease and evicted. Where the hell was this warning months ago? When you actually helped me out while I was doing it?

Anybody know a place that would rent me stall space for a few hours when I need to do maintenance that won't charge me my entire pay check?

Mar. 4th, 2019


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Ah crap, there goes my New Year's Resolution. Who was betting on pet food?

I couldn't help myself. I just had to kill something.

I think this is the closest The Mysterious They who keep track of these things have come to suggesting Millennials are killing off babies.

Feb. 25th, 2019


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Why is it that the night I dream of passing out at my own wedding I wake up with an engagement ring and my wedding dress?

Feb. 17th, 2019


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I do love my boyfriend. I do love spending time with him. I don't love not being able to be 20 feet away without us being thrown back against each other or having to dodge one hell of an overprotective parent who is wondering why he hasn't seen me since Wednesday. I mean, at least he works third shift so he can't exactly wait up for me. But, he's still getting pretty worried, and when he's worried he over reacts. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tried to report me as being missing by this point.

So Cops in the Anaheim area, if an Asian drag queen, most likely in a red wig, tries to say I've been kidnapped, please reassure him I haven't been?

Jan. 27th, 2019


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I think my dreams have stopped.
The last ones I had were in mid December.
I feel like I'm going to miss these... misadventures, of sorts.
But what a way to end if that was really it.

Additionally, I would very much like to thank everyone and anyone that was involved with, or came out to see, Moulin Rouge over the play's run. It was an honor to share the stage with such incredible talent.

Jan. 21st, 2019


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Do people ever actually get used to this place? I thought I was finally starting to get a handle on the dreams, even if my partner walking in on me apparently making out with thin air was more embarassing than anything that's ever happened in real life, but I don't think I'm ever going to get used to the weird ass shit that goes on here.

Jan. 5th, 2019


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I have had a few more dreams now. While a lot if it is exactly the life I had back home, there are some differences. Mainly the connection I share with seven other people. Which can either be inconvenient like when I visited Wolfgang while he was engaged in intercourse, or quite fun.

Dec. 21st, 2018


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This is my first Christmas not spending it back home with my dad, and it's kind of weird. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with myself.

Seems like he's in the same boat. I got a drunken phone call for him asking when I'd be home for Christmas. I did try to get it off work, but being the new guy on the force means I don't exactly get choice holiday decisions. I'll have to make it up to him with a trip home in the new year sometime.

Aug. 8th, 2018


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I think I might have had one of those dreams you all are talking about, just in time for my birthday. At least, I think I might have. It felt real, but it didn't make much sense. It was my birthday in my dream too, and I was spending it in what I think must have been a safe house with a woman, who I think was my girlfriend. But at the same time, I was also spending it with six other people in a Korean prison, a German club, a beach in Italy, a yard in Kenya, a picnic in San Francisco, and at home in Mexico. And then we all had a

Are all these dreams this confusing at first?

Aug. 3rd, 2018


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What. The. Fuck.

Jul. 28th, 2018


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OHMYGOSH. I'm at 44,995 subscribers!! I just need 5 more to hit 50k! This is so exciting!

Jul. 26th, 2018


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Given that discovery of a possible lake on Mars, there is something everyone should know before going there.

Don’t drink the water.

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It's that time of night when the only people awake are new parents and the wives of workaholics!

And the workaholics I guess.

Jul. 24th, 2018


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I seriously have to question people’s judgement at times. I had a meeting with a new client tonight, well a potential new client, at a nightclub they were interested in booking for their party that I was supposed to plan. They called to tell me they were running a few minutes late and I didn’t think anything of it because traffic can be rough I know and I was able to use the time to look the place over more, get more of an idea of what we could do with it.

All of it sounds good right? Until they text me to let me know I have to meet them outside because the bouncer won’t let them in with their TODDLER. Who the hell brings a toddler to a nightclub and expects to be let in? And if that wasn’t enough to make me seriously question whether I wanted this job that badly or not when I finally got a chance to talk to them face to face I found out that the party they wanted to throw was for the child’s birthday. They thought it would be fun to have their third birthday in a club because that’s where they were conceived.

Jul. 12th, 2018


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You know, I've never been to California before. Growing up, I always thought it was supposed to be sunny and warm. But I've been here for one day and it's snowing. Didn't you guys just have a heat wave? Apparently global warming is worse than I thought.

Guess I should introduce myself. My names Will, and I just moved here from Chicago.

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Anyone have a truck and is willing to help me go to a lumber yard to buy particle boards so I can board up the consequences of my actions?

Please, I don't want to freeze.