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Oct. 31st, 2016


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Don't forget - The Need/Want is hosting a Halloween party tonight! I'll be there, dressed to impress like usual!

Sep. 8th, 2016


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Sorry for all the clutter of my posts, lately.

Just wanted to announce that I will be selling a "limited time" shirt.

All of the proceeds will go to a local LGBTQ organization in the local area. Shirt goes on sale starting tomorrow and will be $15. So, come on down and get your shirt before we run out.

Aug. 27th, 2016


[info]wade
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I'm oddly amused. My belly dancing costume arrived today. It's in my favorite colors two: black and red. Please note: images are for reference only and my ass is way better though you can see the costume here.

My Baby is going with me to learn from the amazing Destiny. Anyone else in for belly dancing lessons?

Aug. 19th, 2016


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[info]kenyarosewater
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I had a client in the Club tell me I should get a tan. I'd be more appealing. Honey, I'm not for sale, I own this place.

Needless to say, I deposited him on his ass outside the door and told him never to return.

Aug. 3rd, 2016


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[info]kalderashseer
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It's official! Bellydancing classes start up next Thursday. It's pretty laid back. Anyone who shows up can be in the class. My salon is at [address].

Jun. 29th, 2016


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[info]whathavewehere
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Arcane Advisor certainly has a ring to it, even if I am far less than comfortable being in the Orlesian Court. Tis not the safest place to be, considering all the court intrigue, civil war, and the fact that an ancient magister has ripped a hole in the sky which threatens the safety of the entire world. Regardless of anything else, the insane magister must be stopped. I anticipate the Inquisition's influence shall be felt within the halls of the Winter Palace itself. And for the sake of the world and the state Orlais is in, I do hope it shall come sooner rather than later. I am going to ignore the fact I have a son in the dreams

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[info]wade
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Ever get the feeling somebody's watching you? It's funny. I have that feeling all the time except it's less a feeling and more a voice in my head telling me all sorts of things I usually listen to only to ignore and do what I want anyway. I guess I'm a self-starter. That's what they call doing your own thing these days in the Self-Help Aisle. I know because it's the same aisle they keep the Sex books on and it's sorta like going shopping for cheese and coming home with sour cream since it's kept in the same section and it seems like a great idea at the time.

Jun. 28th, 2016


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[info]bbfirefly
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Waking up to a bunch of scrapbooks piled all over my living room was not what I was expecting this morning, but at least they're in boxes so that's a plus. It'll be easier to move them to a storage building or burn them, or then again maybe it's time I stop living in my shitty apartment and find an actual house.



[ooc: comments about regarding murder, violent crimes are possible below.]

Jun. 1st, 2016


[info]wade
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[info]wade
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The longer I stay awake at night the more porn I watch. Think these things are related or just a happy accident?

May. 31st, 2016


[info]bbfirefly
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[info]bbfirefly
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Ugh, I'm never going to get that little diddy out of my head now. Fucking dreams, and their ability to get things stuck in my head.

Mar. 28th, 2016


[info]wade
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Swimming on an unfortunately non-nude beach is not nearly as much fun as it is work. I will say the bikini babes almost make it worth it.

Almost.

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I hope that everyone had a great Easter, if you happen to celebrate it and if not? Well, it's discount candy day again! In other news, I am not too fond of having a repeat of my dreams. At least I know how things turn out this time, and I'm not left wondering what's going to happen to us next. Still, it is not something that I want to deal with again.

Mar. 6th, 2016


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[info]wade
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Watching the news makes me think about all the important things I should be out trying to do.

Currently, I'm thinking about how I want to dance like Uma Thurman. I hear dancing is an excellent form of exercise which leads to a longer, more fulfilled life. Mostly I hear it leads to better rhythm which leads to better sex which is simply better all around.

Oh. Right. The news. I'm fucking with you about that. I only turn it on to see what the anchorwoman is using to accessorize with her new breasts today. They are fabulous, by the way, and she is currently the best advertisement for the Catholic church I have ever seen since if it meant I got to look at that crucifix up close and personal? I'd go to Mass every time they said it.

Feb. 29th, 2016


[info]bbfirefly
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[info]bbfirefly
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You know, some people are just oblivious. There's this guy in my dreams that apparently couldn't catch a hint if it hit him with a hammer. Oh well, his loss. I'm happier here, and have a hot guy to call my own.

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It's Leap Day. I don't feel like leaping at all, but I'm going to see my girl soon. Maybe she'll change my mind.

Feb. 1st, 2016


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[info]turanga
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My dreams are weird, not in a bad way, but just weird. We had to make a delivery of lug nuts to a planet called Chapek 9 which is inhabited by robots that don't like humans. One of the crew is a robot named Bender, so he had to do the delivery. I guess he was still pissed about not getting to take time off to celebrate Robanukah, which is a holiday he made up to get out of work, so he faked being kidnapped by the robots there saying they'd found out he worked for and with humans.

Fry, our delivery boy, and I went down to the planet to rescue him but were captured ourselves. There was a trial, and then we were dropped down into this other area where we met the Robot Elders who tried to make Bender kill us with this device called The Ceremonial Killamagig. We escaped, and made it back to the ship where we had actually decorated for the fake holiday for Bender since he's our friend and we do care about him. So we celebrated with him while we were en route on the way back to Earth.

So yeah, they're weird, but they could be worse so I guess I should count my lucky stars.

Jan. 31st, 2016


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[info]elatedorgassy
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I just burned some cupcakes. :( It's like my whole world is turned upside down. The whole house stinks. Sorry to my roommates. I'm gonna go hide in my room and finish my assigned reading.

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Locked from Non-Puncturable Star Wars Peeps


[info]spectre01
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Yeah, so, you know those dreams you guys keep talking about? I had one.

At least I think I had one. I was a little kid in it at some temple, somewhere? I'm in a class, I think, like on a field trip or something, only it's all very sci-fi and we're getting a lesson about Jedi.

Yeah. Mother fucking Jedi. I haven't even seen the new movie, so why am I dreaming about Jedi?

Oct. 9th, 2015


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Bored again. We need more giant spider invasions. Anyone got a number for who can arrange that? I'll also accept invasions of fifty-foot women. I've always wanted to climb one of those like a tree.

Nov. 6th, 2014


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I've done a lot of lurking and reading on this network and while I was always skeptical of everyone posting about these weird dreams I guess I'm not allowed to be anymore.

I've usually got weird normal dreams - ya know, forgetting the words to a song in the middle of a performance, showing up to a meeting naked, etc. But these were just ... they hit too close to home.

I dreamt of me, but my whole life story was completely different. And the thing that really hit me was the fact that I can totally see every single thing that was changed in my life as something that could have actually happened. And to make it even stranger all of this was set in the 80's and I was still living in New York trying to be a disco singer of some sort.

Now that all seemed like maybe I had some bad Thai food before dinner, but then these people in weird suits crashed my performance and then this group of people called the X-Men fought against them. They then proceeded to tell me I was some kind of mutant, put me in a car, and took me with them to Chicago to save more of their friends. That was the first time I ever had to fight using these "powers" I had in the dream and helped rescue everyone. Their leader, Professor Xavier, offered me the chance to join them, but this dream me wanted nothing to do with them and just wanted to go back to singing.

And then I woke up and I was glowing Am I going crazy?

Oct. 27th, 2014


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[info]strayheart
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Can anyone tell me where I can get fantastic homemade or homemade like pie?

And making it at home isn't an option. You need to know how to bake for that one to work.

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[info]poisonlittleboy
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The number of times young children ask if I am a vampire increases exponentially during the month of October.

The perils of being a well dressed Eastern European, I suppose.

Oct. 26th, 2014


[info]an_other
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[info]an_other
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Tonight will be my first night in Orange County and I thought I should introduce myself.

I'm Dr. Juliet Burke and I'll be here for a few months, working with the Orange County Sheriff's Office, as well as the surrounding Police Departments, the County Correctional Department, and I will also have office hours for any interested civilians.

I am a Psychiatrist with a specialization in traumatic events. I know that there have been many of those in this area, and have relocated temporarily to help where ever I'm needed. I also deal in Anger Management, Phobias, Night Terrors (and Dreams), as well as every-day occurrences.

Please don't hesitate to call [number], text, or message me here should you need any sort of assistance. I'm sure that this will be a wonderful experience for me, I hope to do some good during my stay.

Oct. 24th, 2014


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[info]glasgowed
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WHO'S excited for H a l l o w e e n?

Give up? It's me. And I hope everyone else is, too! What are your plans, ladies and gents, boys and girls?

(Are there boys and girls on this thing? Or is there an ~age limit~. Who knows, with the internet, these days!)

Oh we're going to have lots of fun at my store, I guarantee it. I can't decide on a costume, though. We have tons! So many choices, maybe I'll just wear a different one starting Monday, and change it up until we get to The Big Day.

If you stop by the store Halloween night, I'll be handing out candy. Come say hi~

Oct. 22nd, 2014


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[info]piscinademuerte
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If Craigslist worked in Philly, I guess Valarnet will work here.

Completely normal jet-lagged dude seeks bar recommendations. I could ask the cabby from the airport, but who knows if he even likes beer? Hook me up, random internet people.

Apparently, I they got the days mixed up on when my apartment is going to be ready and here I am with internal clock that says 4AM when it's only 5 in the afternoon. Well, I guess it actually is 5 o'clock somewhere.

Mar. 9th, 2014

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[info]spiritmonk
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I demand my hour back. We should just be like Arizona and not do this Daylight Savings Bullshit.

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[info]elentari
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While I like to keep up with social media and our company does have an excellent website, I have to admit that I don't really get a lot of time to 'surf the internet'.

You can imagine my surprise when my secretary sent me a link to a website called 'Cougar Life'. Apparently, someone with no scruples and a questionable sense of humour decided to sign me up there. I'm mostly amused. The cease and desist is on its way to them, of course.

But... really? 'Cougar Life'? Gentlemen, surely you can find attractive older women in a much more elegant fashion.

Mar. 6th, 2014


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[info]means_family
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HOLD THE PHONE.

There's a bacon-scented cell phone alarm out there and that's a thing.

Let's discuss, shall we?

  • The technical term for this sort of cell attachment is "dongle". Let us laugh at the word "dongle". Okay.
  • Is waking up to bacon worth waking up and there not actually being bacon?
  • Is returning from work to bacon scented sheets worth the sorrow?
  • Why am I not eating bacon? Right, I own a pig.

[info]crimson_nutcase
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Oops.


[info]crimson_nutcase
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Cut for image, open to all )

Mar. 5th, 2014

[info]wantstoknowlove
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[info]wantstoknowlove
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Hello. I'm Terra. It's nice to meet everyone. I figured that joining this social network thing was probably a good idea. And a fun way to meet people. As long as you're careful about who you talk to, I suppose.

Someone tell me something interesting about themselves.

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[info]wolfwood
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Dear fellow military and ex-military personnel,

Pretty sure we can manage to get laid without needing these.. I promise, regular ones are fine.

Mar. 1st, 2014


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[info]_kili_
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SO THIS MUST BE THE VALAR NET! I'M KILI. HELLO!

Sorry. Caps lock. Still, that's fitting? My family's a bit on the loud side of things!

Anyway. Right. Valar net! I've heard quite a lot about it and anyone seems able to post on here. Takes all types, doesn't it? So I'm going to post and ask if there's anywhere to find work. Before my mother really does kick me out on my bum, since I had to bust through the front door when my brother and I lost the house key again.

Most specifically, my brother took out the window and I did in the door. He did tell me that it was easier to fix a window, but I didn't listen. I DID almost bust my hand to bits in the process, before I finally kicked it just so. I think my way was the less messy way, since I would rather clean up splintered wood than a whole lot of glass. That stuff's cutty.

Again. Jobs. Are there any out there? Ones that aren't incredibly boring? I tend to take matters into my own hands when I'm bored and no one wants that!

Feb. 25th, 2014


[info]crimson_nutcase
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[info]crimson_nutcase
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[Image of Wade sitting on an Oliphaunt at a car wash]

BERTHA IS BACK! YES!! SHE'S MY BAAABY.

Feb. 20th, 2014


[info]crimson_nutcase
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[info]crimson_nutcase
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Dun dun da da dun, da da daaaa dun da dun dun duuuuun da duuuun!

Dun da dun daaau dun dun duuun!

do de doo dun dun daa ddaaa!

Feb. 15th, 2014


[info]crimson_nutcase
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[info]crimson_nutcase
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Things that make me happy.

Mr. Binky
Golden Girls
Betsy
Tacos
Chimichangas
Explosives
My Little Pony
Explosives
Fighting Wolvie
Golden Girls
Hanging out at the nursing home
Explosives

Feb. 13th, 2014


[info]crimson_nutcase
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nsfw


[info]crimson_nutcase
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Screw V-Day Day. This is where it's at.

Feb. 3rd, 2014


[info]laniidae
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[info]laniidae
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Hi, Valarnet.

TW: murder, ota. )

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I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say that anyone who buys this product for themselves or their children is a fucking moron and I hope their heads cave in from all the empty space. I can help with that last part.

[info]godplaysdice
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[info]godplaysdice
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These dreams like to punch you in the balls, don't they? Even if you don't even have any.

Edit: I'm looking for someone good with computers. Like really, scary-nerd good.

[info]notmyfuture
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Well, those dreams took a weird turn. I mean, when we're a group of superheroes going after a deranged lunatic from another world, you expect things to be strange. I wasn't exactly prepared for an alien invasion.

For a while there, I didn't even think we'd win but Tony went and I guess I under estimated my team. Truth be told, I'm sad to see us all go seperate ways. But I get the distinct feeling that it's not the last of The Avengers.

Feb. 2nd, 2014


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[info]kiss_it_better
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It's Superbowl, let's see how much attention this garners...

I'm bored and horny. Who's coming over to screw me?

[info]crimson_nutcase
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[info]crimson_nutcase
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Will whoever is typing so loud please stop?

No.

Goddamn it.

You're giving me a headache and Miss Betsy is grumbly

Who the hell is Miss Betsy?

My turtle.

Who gave you a turtle? Who would trust you with a pet?

I found her. In a back yard.

You stole some poor kid's turtle?

She's really a tortoise.

That's illegal you know.

Then if you won't say anything I won't say anything.

Why did I pick you up again?

Because you loooooooooooooove me.

Feb. 1st, 2014


[info]ladytarabotti
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[info]ladytarabotti
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I am settling into this place rather nicely. I just wish it was home. But one must adapt. Good thing I am terribly good at that. Now what do people do around here for entertainment?

Jan. 28th, 2014


[info]crimson_nutcase
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[info]crimson_nutcase
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My timeline, my precious timeline, it's all broken.

Jan. 26th, 2014


[info]crimson_nutcase
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[info]crimson_nutcase
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My favorite taco place is gone. This is an atrocity!

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So, I haven't had any actual new dreams in awhile, but I've started redreaming the stuff I already dreamt. Is this normal? Last night, I dreamt about a dream that I had in the dreams the night before I got to Camp Half-Blood.

It was storming on the beach, and two beautiful animals, a white horse and a golden eagle, were trying to kill each other at the edge of the surf. The eagle swooped down and slashed the horse's muzzle with its huge talons. The horse reared up and kicked at the eagle's wings. As they fought, the ground rumbled, and a monstrous voice chuckled...goading the animals to fight harder. I ran towards them, knowing I had to stop them...but I was running in slow motion. I knew I would be too late. I saw the eagle dive down, its beak aimed at the horse's wide eyes, and I screamed, No!

I still don't know what it means, either in the dreams or the waking world. What I do know, from the research that Annabeth and I did on Greek Mythology a few months ago, is that Zeus' sacred animal is an eagle and my dad's is a horse. So, I'm betting it has something to do with them, but what, I have no idea.

Kind of wanting some new dreams about now.

In other news, I've been spending the last few Saturdays with Ariel, at the pool, trying to get over my fear of water. It's actually been going pretty well.

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I don't think it'll ever not be a little strange when I get sent links on my twitter of gif sets of me at the Olympics and stuff saying Happy Birthday. I mean, I know I have fans and everything who know it's my birthday, but the fact that they spend so much time making these things is just crazy. I think it's because I've just started seeing myself as a regular person and nothing special, that it surprises me when people do that stuff.

Also, I realized that next month will be a year since I took my parents to court.

Jan. 22nd, 2014


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HONEY I'M HOME!

I don't recognize half of you as well as I should, and I recognize the rest of you much more than you deserve.

Did you know you'll get arrested for using swimming pools to make pancake batter if they aren't your own swimming pool?

May. 20th, 2013


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Meeting with an architect tomorrow to get to work on designing my new bar. It'll be kind of nice, I know what I want the place to look like, generally, and I won't have that weird step between the storage in the back room and the bar anymore. I'm hoping to get the place open by the fall, because I'll probably go insane if I'm out of work for longer than that.

Wade
On that note, do you ever have jobs that don't involve embarrassing costumes, or is that something special you do for me?

May. 13th, 2013


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A series of pictures gets uploaded to Wade's wall on accident. They include:

Pinkie Pie playing X-box
Pinkie Pie singing
Wade pulling the sheets off of Pinkie in bed
Wade and a Monkey playing chess
Wade losing to the monkey
Wade and the monkey lugging a torpedo
Wade running away from Monkey standing on the torpedo
Torpedo exploding
Up close to an Oliphaunt
Wade on top of the Oliphaunt
Wade shooting orcs from the Oliphaunt.
Wade on the Oliphaunt at Taco Bell
Wade and the Oliphaunt in front of Disney Land
Wade and the Oliphaunt at the ocean
Wade mooning the camera.
Wade and the Oliphaunt on the road.
Wade and the Oliphaunt in front of Reno's 'biggest little city' sign.
Wade and the Oliphaunt at a wedding chapel.
Wade and the Oliphaunt at Lake Tahoe
Wade and the Oliphaunt confronting some Gangsters
Wade loading the Oliphaunt up with a large stockpile of weapons.
Wade and the Oliphaunt on the Road again.
Wade and the Oliphaunt approaching Los Angels
Wade and the Oliphaunt getting pulled over
Wade getting beat up by LAPD
Wade strapping rocket launchers to the Oliphaunt's tusks.
Wade and the Oliphaunt charging into Easterlings, rocket launchers firing.