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Jan. 27th, 2016


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At least this place has returned to relative normality. Let us not repeat that experience

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After all of that with the fog, monsters, or whatever the hell you want to call them, I think it's time for a vacation. A really long vacation.

Jan. 25th, 2016


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While I have had the pleasure of dreaming many incarnations of myself, I have come to decide that this interpretation is by far the most unsettling. In any case, I find myself shuddering when my mind wanders to it. Between that and this new strangeness, it is hard to find much sense of ease without a degree of weariness.

Dec. 14th, 2015


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Today has begun with a most significant surprise.

Nov. 23rd, 2015


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Stark Industries would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Just a reminder that employees have the whole week off this week. I noticed some of you tried to come in this morning, as I was surveying the security footage from my home. Go on, take some time off to spend with family and friends.

In other news, Gwen Stacy is settling in with Jarvis in the East Coast branch of the company. I'm not sure how he survived so long without her--Gwen's become his Pepper, so to speak. We'll miss her, but she's in a good place.

Also, Stay tuned for news of a Stark Holiday Extravaganza. Big party. Lots of Booze. Many opportunities for one to make a fool of oneself. Coming soon.

Oct. 27th, 2015


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So I heard something on the radio the other day, a new study of sorts (it lasted two bloody years!), with the results indicating that over 60% of the women surveyed watch porn and of that percentage, 66% are watching it alone - as in, for their own enjoyment, and don't really care to use it to figure out what their partner likes or wants in bed. Mostly just using it as a 'quick road to orgasm' so I say, good on you, ladies.

Most also tend to view it on their Smartphones which I wasn't so sure about but I guess it leaves one hand free, so there you go.

I'm Isabela. I thought talking about porn was a good way to make a splash. Isn't it always?

Oct. 23rd, 2015


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Tickets for my holiday concert go on sale November 1st. I'll be playing at The Observatory on December 24th. It will be an all ages show and all proceeds will go to local music programs for under privileged children.

Oct. 16th, 2015


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I'll give the first person to bring me a case of Red Bull $500.

Not a fan of sleep right now.

Sep. 23rd, 2015


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This is a friendly PSA reminding you all that Halloween is in a mere 38 days. And that's pretty much the best news I've heard all year.

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According to pops I'm supposed to know what my future is already without college. According to college I'm supposed to go in knowing what that is.

I don't even know what's for dinner and my pops is deciding my future is and always will remain accepting the dojo no matter where we are.

I don't know what my future is. Wanting to find out and questioning is apparently being a disgrace to his name. Don't I get a say?

Aug. 3rd, 2015


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Oh my god. What in the actual hell happened to my reflection?!

How does a reflection just disappear? How do you not have one?! I can't even Google 'why the fuck don't I have a reflection' because that just doesn't happen.



EDIT:

Okay, I googled it and I'm either a vampire or a ghost. Or I don't exist and am typing this from some existential plane. Still. Really not amusing.

Totally got a wallet's worth of rupees though. Not the Sri Lankan currency, unfortunately, more like various colored gems. So I guess that means overall it's useless, much like having no reflection and my eyeliner looks like crap today.

Jul. 28th, 2015


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There's a meteor shower tonight, the Delta Aquarids apparently. Seeing as it doesn't seem to be related to the end of the world or anything, I might go out on the roof and enjoy it for a bit. Would anyone like to join me?

Jul. 9th, 2015


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I have visited the beach at night. The results are thus: people are extremely receptive to strangers if they are accompanied by a handful of mates. I earned several dollars offering to create miniature sand castles for them in the dark, money of which I have since donated. Now, a collective mass has contributed to the less fortunate. I am not certain if this qualifies as 'doing something crazy,' but I thought my task accomplished as one couple threw sand at me, somewhat cruelly, and I recall the adjective used in lieu of other much more unnecessary expletives.

Are we truly living in a world where we must be leery of every suit-wearing lunatic on the beach?

Jul. 5th, 2015


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I'd like to apologize for the spider. Unfortunately, she was one of the great evils from my world.

Jul. 4th, 2015


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Today is one of my best dream friends' birthday.

Peggy

Want to toast Steve later?

Jun. 30th, 2015


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Hello, crazy forum. Gotta say, it's nice to read about other people flipping the fuck out over a killer spider instead of just being on the outside and seeing its ugly, hairy self plastered on the front of supermarket tabloids. Since I'm here now, tell me what the weirdest shit you've encountered or seen is. So I know what I'm getting into.

My name's Midna. I work at a club in Anaheim, I think some of you have come by before, haven't you? Don't be shy.

By the way, Zelda, Road Kill from the Bandidos says 'yo' to you and the tall drink of water who is missing a sock.

Jun. 26th, 2015


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Now, it is my turned to have experienced a Dream. How curious it is to wake up and feel less like a man and more like a computer program.

Jun. 20th, 2015


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While I was not there, I have been informed in the dreams that Project Centipede has been stopped, those in charge dealt with and those manipulated into it released from it. Which is most certainly a relief. Now I find myself in charge of rebuilding the entirety of SciOps. A challenging endeavour to be sure, but I'm sure dream!me will be able to handle it.

[Cosima]
I know we were planning on going to the beach, but I don't think I can anymore. I'm sorry.

[Natasha]
If someone is deep undercover, it is safe to assume that every choice and action they made while with the team was one meant to garner trust, correct? Everything is a move on a chessboard?

Jun. 10th, 2015


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Oh, yay, more dreams~

It's been a while. These ones are extra strange. Somehow - and I'm about 91% sure it's not entirely my fault - all us gods are just normal people. Like, it's weird. Thor is a mechanic (I laughed), Fandral runs a bar, I think Hogunn runs a deli? Naturally Volstagg runs a bakery and THERE IS NEVER DONUTS because he eats them all. But there's some X-Men who live in the neighbourhood and somehow I have to help them fix it all, even though I'm some kid.

But like. A kid who needs a life? Because apparently for Halloween I dressed up as Wolverine but I had to use spoons because I wasn't allowed to tape knives to my hands. Rude.

May. 25th, 2015


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These things remind me of someone I fought in my dreams, though somewhat less monstrous. I pity them, as I pitied her. I think that, perhaps, there might have been something to save in her.

May. 24th, 2015


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So I think my brother and I arrived in this city at an interesting time. Are those vampires I see outside our apartment? Is this a...regular thing?

May. 20th, 2015


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When you do something because it's for the greater good, but you still feel manipulative and shitty over it.

May. 17th, 2015


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It seems that it's my turn to start Dreaming. I guess I should count myself lucky that I did have a little warning about what to expect in them. Morgana was certainly not joking when she told me that things were different in them.

[Merlin]

Of course he'd be the Prince So in the Dreams I'm her handmaiden.

And you were brave standing up to him that way.

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It would seem my efforts at vaguely offering an introduction are thwarted by an overhanging and impending sense of doom. I am afraid I do not quite understand why, but extend my curiosities in the hopes of being afforded clarification. This is proving to be an interesting place already, indeed, of which I held little doubt it would.

Greetings and salutations all, I am Vision. You may poke fun at my name as you like, but I assure you: I have already heard them all.