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Nov. 17th, 2012


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Wow, I just remembered my dream from last night. Well, a few of them. I feel like I was dreaming off and on all morning. You know how you doze, and you wake up just enough for the dream to end, and then you fall asleep and a new dream starts, but you're not sure if it's a continuation of the old dream or something brand new?

Anyway, in my first dream I met Twilight Sparkle for the first time. My whole family was around, and I got to introduce her to everyone. All the cousins and everything. That was a bit weird, considering I haven't seen any of my family in ages. And then we all had to go around saving the world and everything. Bizarre.

And then in the second dream, or maybe it was the third dream? Twilight was afraid to show off her magic, because there was this bitchy unicorn there who wouldn't stop showing off and we all hated her.

Now it's time to sleep again. Maybe I'll have more strange dreams tonight.

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Oh my goodness, I need advice. )

Nov. 16th, 2012


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Och! More bad news!!

End of Twinkies?

Thought this week couldn't get worse.

What? I happen to like Twinkies.
...God, no more HoHos either.

Nov. 15th, 2012


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So, what do the women of the valarnet do when they really need a romantic and/or sexy hookup? Hypothetical, but wondering.

Nov. 14th, 2012


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I know it's early... But I need help putting up my tree.

Anyone know of anyone that's close by so that it's not a bother to them that can help?

If not, I completely understand.

Nov. 13th, 2012


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Weasleys! Where are you hiding?

Yes, it's that time of year again and I've been roped into helping mum with Thanksgiving dinner. I'm supposed to ask you all if you're coming but we all know that means you better be there and on time. Is there anything specific you lot would like, outside the usual things?

I expect you all to relieve me of dish duty too since I am going to be helping with the cooking.

Nov. 11th, 2012


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...I have that Giggle at the Ghosties song really stuck in my head and it kinda sucks. No offense, Pinkie, but...

It's kinda hard to focus on running when it's all you can think.

Oct. 19th, 2012


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Twilight, darling... Do your notes say anything about whether I perfect magic control?

And to the other ponies! Why do we all sing so much?

Oct. 16th, 2012


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I'm kind of jealous of you guys, you all dream of being awesome things. I dream of doofy stuff.

and it feels really real and I wish it was sometimes

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I spent so much time worrying about not having any memories while everyone else did.

Then I had five dreams in five days.

I'm actually kind of exhausted now.

Oct. 12th, 2012


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I really wish Twilight's brother would hurry up and get married so we could have a big wedding here and I COULD DJ JUST LIKE I DID WITH THE PONY WITH SUNGLASSES man I should get some sunglasses to dj with that'd be pretty awesome actually I mean way better than Joel with his dumb mouse things okay they're not dumb but I'd get really really hot in that thing you know?

Anyone else want pie? I want pie.

Oct. 9th, 2012


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We won!!

I had the other half of my dream from a few nights back. I'm glad to report that everything ende happily.

[Private to Twilight Sparkle]
Your brother's a bit of a hunk. ;)

Oct. 4th, 2012


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So, I am the owner of a gorgeous and adorable necklace that glows when I wear it. And I had dreams.

And I am a fashion designer for a superhero, well MANY super heroes. It looked fabulous as always.

I was described the events of Fluttershy kicking ass at flying of all things. Not that I ever doubted she had it in her. I also now understand why I just love giving things to others!

Also, to my darling.

I went to this fancy party, and there was a prince but... but... He was an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss And he ruined my caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape. My glorious cape. It was fabulous and amazing. And he made ME open the door. ME! I was supposed to be the belle of the ball! I was supposed to show I belonged and he made be feel like a loo-loo-loser waaaaaaaaaah

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...Man. Even by pony standards, these dreams get weirder and weirder.

Also, Rarity? So sorry about the whole dress thing. I mean, I don't like them in this 'verse, but still You are seriously allowed to kick me, if you're still kinda angry about it.

Sep. 30th, 2012


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Locked to Fluttershy, RD, Rarity, Pinkie, and AJ - Henceforth Known as "The Ponies."


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[Note: Takes place following this narrative.]

I was realizing earlier today--well, yesterday, now, I've been working on this post for a while--that I don't really know you guys that well. I mean, I have this whole storehouse of memories that don't really apply to you as you are here. And I wanted to change that.

So... hi. I'm Twilight. When I'm not being a pony, I'm majoring in computer science, mechanical engineering, history, and English. I grew up in Connecticut. I have one older brother, and I don't really have any hobbies. I'm too busy to have something recreational stick.

I don't know. I don't really know how to introduce myself to people. But tell me about yourselves. [Unsent] And then I can take the responses and use them to make a template for future introductions. No, Twilight, that's creepy. [/unsent]

Sep. 24th, 2012


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I might owe someone an apology. The other day I think I had a conversation with someone about dragons. I don't know who you are, but I'm not normally insane. I just had a lot on my plate.

Either that, or I completely hallucinated the conversation, in which case I guess I'm in the clear.

I might need to start sleeping more.

Sep. 16th, 2012


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Good afternoon, Valarnet! It's a beautiful day to go to the park and have a picnic, I think. Of course, I just think it's beautiful outside, so that makes it a good day for anything! What are you guys up to on Sunday? Are you being lazy like me or are you doin' stuff?

Aug. 23rd, 2012


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Guys, Pony-people and anyone else who cares.

I got way too drunk a few days ago. Woke up to find three blue diamonds on my left ass cheek.

I can't sit down much still.

Aug. 18th, 2012


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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Oh and Wade!

THERE'S GOING TO BE A TOTALLY HUGE PARTY AND WE ARE GOING

Also I want my cutie mark so let's go get them!!

Aug. 7th, 2012


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Okay... I'm desperate.

Someone, ANYONE. Please come help me come corral these stupid bunnies so they can be put back into the crate to send them back where they came from?!

Aug. 5th, 2012


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Why did I just have a dream about being a damn pony? That whines a lot...

On the plus side, I found the most magnificently fabulous red glasses that actually seem to help me see my stitching perfectly.

Aug. 3rd, 2012


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So, uh, I finally had some more of those dreams. With the pony stuff and everything and the kickass speed and... stuff. Real descriptive, RD

Anyone else had one about something called a Sonic Rainboom? 'Cause that was pretty cool.

Jul. 31st, 2012


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Oh NEATO! I got nominated for a whole bunches of VMAs!

THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY!!

Jul. 30th, 2012


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Y'know, for someone they used to call a walking pride parade, my luck with girls has been like... slim to none lately.

Can I blame the weird fuzzy things? I mean, I know Pinkie dealt with 'em and all, but... Better than admitting I suck

Jul. 23rd, 2012


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I may have suffered some mild head trauma in the earthquake.

Well, okay, I got hit with a bookshelf. It happens.

Anyway, I may have experienced some of these shared otherworldly memories that are all the rage these days. However, I can't be certain, owing to the aforementioned head trauma. I made a few notes of the experiences I had, and I'd like to cross-reference any information you might have with mine to either confirm or disprove these memories.

Specifically AJ, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and RD. I'm also told that there's a young lady named Rarity who occasionally visits the network? We haven't met, but I think I've seen you in my dreams. I'd love to hear from you as well.

Is there a way to phrase that so it doesn't sound sexual? I'll worry about it later.

Also, if anyone else has memories of a pony society, I'd like your input.

Jul. 10th, 2012


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Almost the very instant I suggested Applejack keep a dream journal, she had one of these mysterious dreams that everyone's on about.

In the past week I've been keeping one, I've had:

- The stereotypical 'Oh no I haven't studied for this test' dream
- A dream mimicking the plot of Monsters, Inc.
- Two dreams of an erotic nature
- A dream featuring a library where all the words were in one long line, as if someone forgot to turn on Word Wrap.

Now, unless my "spirit animal" is an amorous librarian with three eyes and poor time management skills, I can only assume that I'm a late bloomer.
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Hey, uh, RD? Pinkie? Twilight? Fluttershy?

Remember how I told ya'll I'd say somethin' if I had a dream about bein' a pony? Well, this is me sayin' something.

Edit: I'm rememberin' a Rarity in my dream, too, if you're out there.

Jul. 7th, 2012


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I feel kind of bad that everyone has bad dreams instead of good dreams! I'm having GREAT dreams about being a pony and having friends it's the best! There's Twilight Sparkle and Applejack and Rarity and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and WAIT YOU GUYS ARE ALL ON HERE TOO DO YOU DREAM OF BEING A PONY?

Or am I just super mega crazy?

Wade )

Jun. 29th, 2012

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This is just completely absurd.

Do people really think that if intelligent life managed to get from whichever galaxy they traveled from (which would have to be obviously millions of light-years away) that all they'd do is a flyby of Southern California then vanish again? Really, people. Use some common sense here.

Jun. 26th, 2012


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  • Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men. (So married men change their underwear twice a day?)

  • The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. (I don't even want to know.)

  • Slugs have 4 noses. (Makes up for the lack of everything else, I suppose.)

  • You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. (Who cares?)

  • The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year. (How did they count that?)

  • The bubbles in Guinness beer sink to the bottom - no one knows why. (If you stare at a pint of Guiness long enough to notice that, you're doing it wrong.)


Who said the internet was only for porn?

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I finished my Shakespearean Literature project ahead of schedule. I have an entire weekend coming up and nothing to fill it with.

I need to improve my scheduling. This happens all the time. Maybe I need a new spreadsheet.

Jun. 21st, 2012


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THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A SUPER GOOD WEEK EVERYONE!

So many new friends and holy crap gyros are really awesome if you combine them with tacos. Two great tastes that go great together!

I hope everyone else has had fun too!!!

Jun. 20th, 2012


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So my academic advisor told me I need to "get out more," which is crazy, because I'm in the library all the time. And then I remembered I signed up here a while ago, so I told her that, and now I guess I have to use it or she'll get all "concerned" about me again, and won't let me take extra credit hours anymore.

I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm going to UCI for English, history, computer science and mechanical engineering. And I'm thinking about picking up a minor in something. I need to be a little more rounded.

Aaaand... there! My social interaction is complete.