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Oct. 23rd, 2012


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Zev, sweetie, I had a such a fabulous time during our hot date and stuff. BUT? Hi. I think when we were in the restroom, I probably shoved my panties in your back pocket since I didn't want to fling them around in the coffeehouse potty room and I need them back now. They're not exactly cheap.

I wasn't sure how to get a hold of you since we didn't exactly exchange numbers as much as we exchanged kinky things. And then ran like hell in the opposite direction because REASONS. =D OK SO IF YOU WANT THEN YOU CAN MAIL THEM BACK TO ME ASAP THNX.

Edit: OMG I GUESS WE'RE SUCH PERVS OK? Some people should avert their eyes before they burn if they're easily offended. SRS FACE YOU GUYS. I already had to block some principal person or something!

[info]heyheylisten
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[info]heyheylisten
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HEY VALARNET!

Anybody want to start a gaming group with me? D&D is preferable, and I'll do 3.0 or below (CURSE YOU 3.5 YOU SUCK). I guueeeess I could be persuaded to play WoD, but I'd rather not because it's silly. BYOD!

Let me know here! I'm so excited, I still have my DMG and all of my sourcebooks and eee!

Oct. 19th, 2012


[info]hiddentower
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[info]hiddentower
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Getting asked to run vet errands for your boss's crazy cat, and being clawed to pieces while he has his acupuncture treatment, no seriously, the damn cat had accupuncture, I don't even want to know what he's spending on this crap, does have its upsides, surprisingly enough. Does anybody crashing at my palace of nuclear protection mind very much if I bring home the kitten they had up for adoption? He's actually kind of already camping out under my desk, but could become one of the office cats for now if it's a thing I guess.

He's also really, really cute?

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I mean, it takes a lot harder heart than mine to say no to a face like THAT. No idea for names yet.

Oct. 11th, 2012

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My staff are encouraging me to choose a Halloween costume to wear to work.

They insist it would be fun.

Oct. 7th, 2012


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Guess who lost another job today? Oh. And my band broke up. Which also means I've been kicked out of my apartment.

Oct. 5th, 2012


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A question


[info]the_black_widow
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How many people have seen Black Widow costumes on sale? I'm curious.

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[info]suspect_nargles
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I was talking to my father today about spirit animals. We established that mine is probably a hare or a gnome. Either of those might be fun to dress up as for Halloween, but then I wouldn't know what to do with my Iron Man costume.

Oct. 4th, 2012


[info]hiddentower
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It's...a social network...


[info]hiddentower
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Annd we have a blinking signal...solid green light...Yees. The Little House That Paranoia Built has finally, with the help of all those nice overseas call center workers, joined the new century and I have an internet that I don’t have to go upstairs and outside to use.

I would like to just take a minute to thank everybody involved in this scenario. My brother for the amusing text messages, and gifs via phone in lo, my two weeks of great need, my sister for her threats to come and visit when the nuclear war hits California, my boss for providing hilarious commentary and freak outs to keep me amused, and provide perspective on my own life, Mom, for her reminders that it’s not enough that I’m protected from the ‘oncoming arms race of hate’ because it is somehow my duty to lead the world in preventing the necessity of hate induced constructions like my new home, that guy from the message board who sold me his rusty industrial tin of canned peaches so that I might be fortified against the effects of hunger and deprivation in those dark dark days of life in the resulting state of nuclear winter, my stack of Intergalactic Corps United season dvd’s for keeping me relatively sane, and my landlord for those weird looks he gives me whenever I enter or emerge from my home via the backyard toting my brief case, or in my Corps uniform as if he’s trying to figure out what the hell kind of freak rents somebody’s bomb shelter.

To which I only say, BAH, he chose to rent it out., and the basement does not belong to my parents so I’m doing relatively well, all things considered. Next week, when my new coffee and alien autopsy table makes it to the U.S will be even better, but small victories, for now, are better than none at all.

My name is Turgon and I live in a converted bomb shelter where you are welcome to come sample my tinned peaches from the year 1964 if you are so inclined. , but please bring your own gas masks in case of emergency. Hello, Valarnet, I’m sure it’s a pleasure to meet you.

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I don't see why Americans seem to make such a big fuss over Halloween. Maybe it was just my upbringing, but... I've never really seen the point.

I guess it's down to any excuse to wear silly costumes.