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Apr. 23rd, 2012


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LOOK, IT'S THE INTERNET. I keep forgetting to use it.

Anyway.

This is a drunk post, which is like a drunk dial except better.

Also I'm a fantastically boring drunk, I can type straight and everything.
[info]anaclastic
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puppies anyone?

[info]anaclastic
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photo under the cut! it is a hot bitch you should click it )

This is Ilyana, and she's due to give birth to her second litter in a month.

I'm mostly showing off her silly face lounging like that -- she's pregnant, see, the rest of the pack have to wait on her -- because I want everyone to see how beautiful she is, as I've estimated five pups on palpation and between two and all five will be available for sale. Drumming up early interest because background checks take time!

[info]mischiefprince
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[Privately Filtered to Thor]

I wanted to talk to you, and now I can't ... actually remember what about.

So! In general, I suppose: How are you? How's life treating you? School? Finals coming up, yes? That Jane woman, how's she?

... How are Odin and Frigg, for that matter? Did they give you any other siblings after Laufey took me off?
[info]liveandfight
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[info]liveandfight
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I almost wonder if this spurt of honesty is due to everyone realizing it is far easier to not have to remember what lie you spun.

I doubt it, but it is an interesting thought.

[info]drlinus
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thoughts of a father


[info]drlinus
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My daughter is coming to visit next weekend, but not to stay over. She'll be by for Sunday bunch and that's all, I'm afraid. I was short notice on my part and I'll take what I can get. I just need to see her more often. I had an upsetting dream that indicated just how much I need it. At least, that's what I'm telling myself the dream meant. ...Not that I'm considering the possibility that dreams mean anything at all. They don't. Dreams are dreams, just like dead is dead. There's no way around either of them. Nightmares, unfortunately, are inevitable; and some keep you from closing your eyes at night.

Hopefully, this book tour won't be the death of me. One more week. I'll celebrate Sunday.

On a completely unrelated note, where can I buy a gun?

[info]obi1
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smoking


[info]obi1
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Anyone have tips on how to cut down on smoking without actually stopping? I just need to save some money. I promise I'll get back up to a pack a day as soon as I can afford it.

Apr. 22nd, 2012


[info]wolfqueen
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[info]wolfqueen
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I wish Jon would come home.
[info]awildthing
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Anyone know where a fellow can find a good spot to play darts? I mean, there's always Google, but I prefer recommendations.

[info]purpleman
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-_-


[info]purpleman
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Night Terrors and the VA can both kiss my hairy, gun toting ASS .

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For all that I keep things as upbeat as possible in my posts here, and for all that I've been upbeat earlier today as I think about the weekend, there are some really tough parts too. I wasn't ready to be a parent when Medren came to stay with me, much less a SINGLE parent, and sometimes, like the last week or so, everything's hitting me all at once. We'll go from being perfectly happy and working well together to scenes like, well, right now.

I'm depressed and so I whine, so I whine, all the time. I'm depressed, and so I whine, my name's vanyel )

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[info]songofcreation
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Happy Record Store Day, guys!

I've still got 5 CDs and one vinyl to give away, if anyone wants them, as well as a bunch of memorabilia of mine and some Smashing Pumpkins stuff and a Wilco CD.

Did anyone else do anything fun and music-y? We had a nice little do at the local record store and it was absolutely fantastic. Anyone I saw there, thanks for stopping in!

Apr. 21st, 2012


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Oh my Gosh, hi everyone!

My name is Diana but you should all call me Pinkie! I'm super excited to meet people, I hear this is a super awesome network. I can't wait!

I'm having a show tonight at Rendevous! I already put everyone's name on the list here (or really my agent did but whatever) so I hope to see you there!!

Apr. 20th, 2012


[info]sex_addict
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I think there's something in the water.

Apr. 19th, 2012


[info]subject_0
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Everyone but me seems to have contracted a massive fucking case of verbal diarrhea. Most interesting fucking shit I've seen in days.
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[info]knightofblue_
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Suddenly finding the courage to spit out the small vulgarities you usually keep in your head doesn't make you honest. It makes you stupid.

[info]imnosidekick
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-_-


[info]imnosidekick
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Today, my ass got fired from Hot Topic. Turns out my manager heard me bitching to Cullen all about the "fucking pansy ass pastel wearing brony psychos who come in here to idolize an idiot full length commercial for a preschool toy".

...I know, I know. The bronies here are going to eat me now or something. And I didn't mean it to slip out. It just kind of...did. What really cinched it was the part where I told said manager how sick I was of her damn wigs cause she's not fooling anyone by pretending to be a fat fuck's excuse for an anime princess" and how Gothic Lolita makes her elephantine ass look even bigger.

I mean...What?

Not that I loved the job but it was helping pay the bills besides the ranch. Let's hope I don't fuck up when I go over there today. I actually like that job, even if I bitch about the kids there.

[info]nurse_chapel
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[info]nurse_chapel
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I told a patient's father today that he had, and I quote, "Breath like moldy old cheetos." Luckily, he didn't speak much English. His son that I was giving a shot to did and started laughing, so I gave him as many lollipops as I could shove in his hands and shirt pocket to bribe him to keep quiet.

Hopefully today goes by quick? Because after that, a doctor asked me what I thought of some new check-in procedures and I told him that I thought it was, and I also quote, "A big fat pile of crap that needlessly makes poor people jump through hoops of fire just to get some freakin' medical care."

My sense of tact. Where did it go? I don't know what's wrong with me. I'd never say something like that. Especially not to a patient or a patient's family. Or a doctor.

Go team Christine?

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[info]britishcharm
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Why does every individual I encounter today insist on asking how I am? And why in bloody hell must I be honest with them?

[info]purpleman
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Sigh.


[info]purpleman
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It's time to face the fact that I am one severely fucked up person. I don't even know why I feel like I need to disclose today, but it's actually true, and it's awful and I don't know what to do with that knowledge. Iraq did a real number on me and it's making interactions hard.

What is my life again?
[info]alwaysbechosen
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[info]alwaysbechosen
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I'm honestly terrified that this is my life and nothing more interesting is planned for me. That I'll get old and die wondering if I missed my destiny somewhere along the line because I wasn't paying attention.

God, I sound like a teenager on tumblr.

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[info]exitthedonut
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Every part of my body hurts including parts I don't think I have but my body disagrees so who am I to argue with it?

Tony fucking Stark, that's who.

Pepper let's have another dinner but for real this time. Dates without the Board of Directors are probably more fun.

[info]thebuckyclause
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Steve mentioned this place so here I am.


[info]thebuckyclause
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Hi, uh, Valarnet. My name's Bucky, I'm a paramedic from Brooklyn and I hope the accent doesn't throw you people off too badly. Luckily I can control it to the point that *I* don't notice, but you never know what you're going to find now that I'm somewhere where people talk funny anyway.

Uh sorry. Just an observation that was NOT supposed to come out. I'm a little blurty this morning, I suppose. It's kind of weird, but I'm going to go with it because, well, why not?

Today, while I waited for my shift to start, and before I got online to make this, I was watching the Lifetime Movie channel and it occurred to me that that was kind of pathetic so I came on here instead, especially because I'd watched the movie in question before. The seduction of the babysitter is kind of fun, but really, you see the same plot all the...

Whoa...

Why did I just admit that? Why can't I erase that either? Now you're all going to know that about me and we've just met. I secretly watch Lifetime movies, yeah. I also like soaps and soap reruns, especially Passions...

Shit.

I'm going to just go now, okay?

Apr. 18th, 2012

[info]forall
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You know, Bucky, I'm really glad you moved down. It'll be just like old times - only with less of you having to pull me out of dumpsters.

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[info]vulcan_mind
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Seems my unusual day wasn't the unique experience I thought it was.

[info]wolfqueen
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[Text to Dad]


[info]wolfqueen
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LIAR.

[info]slayersavior
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[info]slayersavior
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I have the most serious case of verbal vomit today. I can't seem to censor myself. I think it and it comes right out of my mouth. I've already nearly been kicked out of my Lit class for telling the teacher her ass looks big today and then I got into a fight at the cafeteria because some bitch was talking smack about my man. I'm pretty sure I won though. Maybe. Ouch.

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[info]notasstylishly
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Uhura, what are the chances of you grabbing dinner with me?

Feel free to be brutally honest. I've perfected puppy eyes for just these occasions.

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[info]shadowcat
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I must buy this! MLP plus science!

http://t.co/vtg7wSf8

I like MLP. What of it >.>

Why can't I filter that?!

[info]obi1
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Work


[info]obi1
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The contractor who had hired me injured his back. For legal reasons, I'm not allowed to go into details. But suffice to say, I'm out of work at the moment. If anyone needs anything done and is looking for a handyman, you can reach me here.