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Oct. 17th, 2019


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Plus sides to being single, I've gotten so much work done. I've completely redesigned my glider suits and hummingbirds, drew up the plans for a brand new airship design to add to the growing fleet I've been producing, and a design for a flight suit capable of leaving and re-entering atmosphere.

And that was all personal work, that doesn't even include the Stark/FI space program collab work!

Friends of Tony Stark

Tell me I'm not the only one who's been concerned about him? I think he's sick.


Jemma Simmons

I don't know if we've ever spoken, but I know you're with the agency. Do you think you could run a blood test for me? I'm very concerned for a friend and from my own research I think it might be some kind of metal poisoning.

Oct. 10th, 2019


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You know your dating life is going bad when the kids try to set you up with their tutor.

Actually I'm pretty sure they were trying to punish me for something, or are just really bored.

Oct. 9th, 2019


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Sometimes while I'm taking a break from homework or studying, I'll watch those satisfying videos on youtube, you know of perfectly timed animations or of things perfectly fitting into other things? Just to reset my brain before I can continue with whatever else I was concentrating on. Sometimes I forget I have it on when I go back to studying, and I look up to see that youtube has just continued on showing the next few videos in autoplay.

....Whoever did this? I hope you mistake sugar and salt next time you make coffee.

Oct. 7th, 2019


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I'm announcing the ultimate Halloween bash.

When: October 31st of course, 8pm Ship/LA time
Where: The USS Enterprise, in standard orbit around Saturn, which I'm temporarily renaming Spookturn

Bring yourself, and maybe a costume your mandatory costume! Eighteen or older as there'll be alcohol as it's my ship, my rules and we'll be well out of any jurisdiction.

I'll begin beaming people up around 4pm and we'll leave Earth at 5pm.

RSVP here!

Oct. 3rd, 2019


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Coming to Califoria has me reflecting on family, and what it means to have one.

Family is something one is cursed with, whether they want to be or not. No one is given a choice what kind of family they're born into, only what they do about it when they're old enough to know better.

But being the living embodiment of the 'surprise bitch' meme at the trial today was the highlight of my week and almost made it all worth it.

Serves the old bastard right.

Oct. 2nd, 2019


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Hypothetically speaking.... Say in the Dreams, there's a device that can create whatever you think of. And in this device, despite it only being within it, you think up something that contains a physical manifestation of something that has no words and isn't actually real. A representation as it were.

Then you wake up and the physical manifestation of this representative object shows up here. Would it be empty or not?

Asking for a friend. Bloody hell

Sep. 18th, 2019


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So is it abnormal to not get dreams? I feel like I'm missing out and yet I'm pretty sure I want to be missing out.

Sep. 10th, 2019


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First things first - officer? THIS IS NOT MY FAULT! I have no clue what's going on why the bond is just GONE but it is. I've spent the past two days looking for her, trying to find her anyplace she might go and no luck yet. So that brings me to this question - anybody seen a raptor with a nose ring running around? She answers to Lace. Or Old Lace. Very curious and smart. Wants to eat all the food she sees. Especially meatballs and pizza.

[Ethan and Bela]
I'm completely FUCKED if I can't find her. This is just what that asshole cop was waiting for since the moment she showed up from my Dreams.

[Tony]
You've got some kind of connections to keep the military from just shooting her right?

Sep. 9th, 2019


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Just laying on the floor in my workshop

I can hear the heartbeats of practically everyone in this building why did I hire so many people that was a mistake they're all very loudly alive right now

This guy won't stop bringing me coffee I'm glad I didn't ask Anna to do it because she's even more loudly alive than regular people

Gonna die on this floor with coffee cups on the floor around me like some kind of shrine

Sep. 3rd, 2019


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So apparently one of my amazon orders was roll on butter. Yes, now apparently drunk me thought it'd be easier to roll my butter on in stick form rather than just...cutting or using spreadable butter. Drunk me wanted to shove butter into a tube and roll it on..


I'm also disappointed in Taco Bell chips. I expected more of you, Taco Bell.

Aug. 26th, 2019


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I'm kinda proud of myself, I wrote the most professional fuck you letter to my agent without a single actual curse word involved and quit. I'm freeeee.


[Elsa]
Why didn't you tell me you were kidnapped? No more secrets.

Aug. 18th, 2019


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Drunk text meant for Korra and instead broadcast to the network


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There si agod and I'm sleping with her


(ooc: some of the comments are a little risque for work)

Jul. 28th, 2019


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I dreamed those green "orcs" started chopping down our trees. As I expected, we fell upon them with unmatched ferocity and pushed them from our forests.

They did not go quietly, and they fought well. I doubt that is the last we shall see of them.

Jul. 25th, 2019


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[Selfie taken of Tony in his Iron Man Suit, somewhere up in the sky]

This is a thing. It happened. Don't worry; Not selfie-ing and flying, moms.

Jul. 16th, 2019


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First day off in a few days and I don't even know that to do with myself.

Steve was a darling, had a bath ready for me when I got home late last night, had ordered out for dinner. I just fell sleep while on the couch after dinner and he carried me to our bed.

Now I just want to lay here all day while I hear him working on something in the house.


I'm a horrible wife.

Jul. 4th, 2019


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It's July 4th and while some of us are probably pretty cranky about the 'murrica feels, I myself welcome any reason to party.

So I bought out the local water park for the day. We've got bouncy castles, all the grilled food you can handle, a DJ who isn't trying to play Americana songs every three seconds, and probably more fireworks than are strictly legal going off as soon as the sun cooperates with us and gets its ass gone for the day.

Bring your sunscreen and swimwear and come on over. Even if you had other plans. We're gonna be here for a while, por que no los dos?

Jun. 8th, 2019


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OOC cut for spoilers )

Jun. 2nd, 2019


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Best weekend I've had in a long time. I'm not ready for it to end, or to go home. During everything that happened recently I forgot to make reservations for Galaxys Edge, but Stiles didn't. He surprised me with it. I won't give any spoilers but if you love Star Wars, it's a must see.

.. I feel like me again. I haven't in a while.

[Barry]
Did I ever tell you that I had powers?.. I don't remember.

Jun. 1st, 2019


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Thanks for the tranq dart to the ass, Legal, I think it prevented this hangover from turning into a day at the hospital.

So I'm laying in some cozy corner of this after party mess trying to recover from waking up from being tranq'd when this plucky red-head comes in with coffee, chocolate, and a cleaning crew.

You guys, I think I might keep her.

May. 17th, 2019


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I have discovered what HYDRA planned for my brother and I, and as I assumed it is not that we will be saviours of the world, more likely we are to assist them in vying for removing freedom from world. It seems they are unable to stand up against the attacks of those looking to stop them, which is why we were so important in Dr Lists experiments.

And while I'm trying to piece together my newfound place as a villain in my dreams, I am informed that my accommodation on campus is only secured until the end of term, but my off campus apartment will not be fully repaired until at least September. Fire damage being what it is.

I dislike apartment hunting, I dislike it more when I am feeling rushed to do it.

May. 16th, 2019


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I'm not sure when being in sales and being responsible for the word of mouth market came into play but here we are.

I'm Nebula, I work at No Rest For Bridget in Newport Beach (although we're in Huntington Beach and Costa Mesa too) and I've been newly tasked with our online and social media brand and this was one of the recommendations. T_T KMN.

And to make this less of an ad and more relatable, what are some of your customer service nightmares?

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I never knew I needed The Taco Bell Resort from check in to check-out a taco bell experience. Um, Stiles? We're going. Don't make any plans for August 9th weekend.

May. 14th, 2019


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I always wanted to call bullshit on that scene in Jurassic Park where the dinosaur turns the handle for that door because no way could they figure that out. Old Lace has proven me wrong on that. She's started opening the door to my bedroom when I'm not moving fast enough to get her breakfast in the morning and sticking her head in to just...I guess see what's taking me so long?

I'm torn between being proud of her for figuring it out and showing how smart she really is and being annoyed over it because not exactly the wake up I want sometimes. And makes it a little awkward when I've got friends over.

May. 13th, 2019


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Here we go here we go I've had enough caffeine that I can *feel the pulse of the universe* but I'm finally ready. It's happening. Here it is.

Image under the cut )

We're putting it in. No more battery Tony. We're gettin' an upgrade. Gonna rip this electromagnet right out and do this all up proper. I'm gonna be a night light. Very exciting.

May. 9th, 2019


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[Friends filter]
Quite possibly my least favorite person on the planet has shown up. Leonard Snart, AKA Captain Cold is now network aware and active. Apparently fresh out of jail too.

Goodie.

[Kitty]
Can you do me a favor and check to see that the Cold gun is still where it says it is on my GPS in the safe?

[Jemma]
The guy that I made the cold gun for showed up. From the dreams. I..don't think he recognizes me yet, but he's not exactly an upstanding citizen and is apparently fresh out of jail according to police records.

May. 5th, 2019


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While I will never not hate that woman in my dreams I do have to say she has pretty good taste in gifts. Even if they are meant to just get rid of me so she can get her claws in my date - Justine. She gave me a condo in Hawaii and a plane ticket though. I do wonder though since I woke up to find the deed to the condo on the bed beside me, is it mine here?

May. 2nd, 2019


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You ever look back at old posts you made as a teenager and get the overwhelming urge to punch yourself in the mouth?

... Speaking of mouths, I'm pretty sure I need this beautiful disaster for all them fine dining occasions I obviously go to where they'd judge me for talking with my mouth full.

Apr. 19th, 2019


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Thank you everyone who helped me fight Deathwing, and I'm very sorry for what my dreams have wrought.

But even the largest beasts can fall.

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Uh... if you aren't already in work today and your destination is Stark Tower? No. Turn around. Do not approach.

A Dragon is literally camping on my bedroom as we speak. He didn't even take me to dinner first, just- boom, hi, dragon claws. Pretty sure my suits are all on fire right now.

We're not friends. He broke all my nice things.

Apr. 16th, 2019


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I've been checking in with my friends in France obsessively since the news broke yesterday about Notre Dame, wanting to make sure that they were all right and at the same time see if they'd heard anything new about what might have caused it all. I just have to be content with the knowledge that they saved the artwork that was housed in the Cathedral.

The conversation turned to what is going on here and they were surprised to hear about the people declaring the end of the world. Although Isaac did make a joke about them being a few months early since it's not December yet.

[Haruhi]

Maman wants you and your father to come stay here with us. She thinks it would be safer for us all under one roof and Antoinette has a cold so we don't want her to take her anywhere that could make her sicker.

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I interrogated one of the doomsayers, somewhere in the middle of all his rambling I realized what he was.

There's a cult in my dreams called the Twilight's Hammer.

The cult I know is apocalyptic, loyal to the Dragon Aspect of Death and Lovecraftian beings called Old Gods.

So we're either going to get a gigantic fiery dragon intent on unmaking the world or a Cthulhu.

You're welcome Orange County, I'm going to go get drunk now.

Apr. 15th, 2019


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As opposed to the last round of visions...this one wasn't as bad. I braced for bad, but it only set me back a couple days this time. I'm actually able to go back to work today just like I would be anyway.

And hey, I didn't end up someplace random this time? I'd call it a win.

Apr. 13th, 2019


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... Fire in the sky? Why did I see..?

Is it on fire or..?


Something bad is coming. Something bad. My head has that not so fun splitting feeling.
It's different this time. Dragons?

Apr. 12th, 2019


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OKay...

But why not just buy the donut truck?

Apr. 10th, 2019


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I've been thinking refitting the Enterprise. I have most of the specs from memory and the replicators can help with the parts, but it would be slow going with just me and putting the replicates into overload. And I think I'd miss all the primary colors.

But the technological advancements could be useful, even if she isn't as far along as the lovely lady in my second set of dreams.

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Science!

Apr. 9th, 2019


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If anyone is looking for a new place to eat, you should check out Ortecho's Diner. It's a family owned and has some of the best milkshakes in the county and no, I'm totally not biased. Okay, I'm a little biased, but it's still true.

And if you've been there before then you probably agree with me about the milkshakes.

And for anyone who hasn't already guessed, yes, I'm plugging my parents' diner. I'm Liz Ortecho and have recently moved back after about ten years. It's kind of crazy how much has changed in that time.

Apr. 8th, 2019


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Oh I’m so going to have to pay my brother back. And he knows it. He decided to send me a random gift which would generally be a nice thing. I thought so until I opened it. Do you want to know what I found in the box? A giant stuffed kangaroo. He knows how much I hate those damn things. They’re creepy as hell!

Anyone have suggestions of a gift I could send him in return? The more horrific and scarring the better.

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Hey, it's me again. Your guy, Tony Stark. I have to stick the name on there because everyone on here is always all 'who are you again?'. Seriously, youtube search me, you'll even get videos with my clothes off. If you're into that.

So I need a person. I had a person, but she did such a great job that she got a promotion. Now it's your turn! General you. The person has to be able to handle things like: Kicking one night stands out of my apartment if I end up too busy to see them out, remembering important details like my birth date and my social security number, buying stuff when I need it, procuring me rare art, and being available for random trips to places at that last minute. Plus, I'll probably text you at 3am at least a zillion times. Very importantly, I've been told it's like babysitting. So someone with enough of a spine to tell a guy like me "Tony, No, it's 4am, get pizza at a normal time of night" is uniquely qualified to professionally babysit one Tony Stark.

There's awesome benefits and compensation for being forced to work for such a gigantic asshole as me. Hit me up.

On another note? I'm totally Iron Man, apparently. Like, super hero gig stuff. And Pop Tarts? You're on my naughty list.

Apr. 5th, 2019


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It's been one of those weeks where you mainline coffee.


Tony

I had an idea for materials. I've uploaded it to the secured project server. I made a flying suit inspired by my dreams awhile ago and I was looking over my notes and had an idea.


Korra

Busy this weekend?

Mar. 26th, 2019


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So, I’m pretty sure the local market thinks I’m on some weird diet where I eat nothing but meat since the clerk when I was checking out made sure to remind me that it’s not healthy to try and get your vitamins and all just from meat. Which leads me to wonder - anybody know of a good butcher shop that won’t ask me a bunch of questions about why I’m buying so much every week?

Mar. 22nd, 2019


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This is now in my freezer.

There's nothing else in my freezer.

But it's worth it.

Mar. 21st, 2019


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I forgot my own birthday was yesterday. Mom actually remembered, bothered to send me a card. It's the only actual reason I remembered. I don't know what to think about this.

Mar. 17th, 2019


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I've had more dreams about this Rosewood town. But hey, at least this time I woke up in my own bed. Even if I did suddenly get an owl shaped flash drive from said dreams.

Mar. 11th, 2019


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As of today, I'm no longer a teenager. I don't know how to feel about this other than I have mixed feelings on it. One more year and I can legally drink? That counts for something, I'd say. And yet there's also the ever looming question of what to do with my life and I still don't have an answer for that.

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No sooner am I made Lord of the Sith, than Darth Thanaton of the Dark Council wants me dead because he sees my views as a threat. He very nearly succeeds by having a lacky lay a trap, except my people manage to get me out. In need of more power if I've a chance to survive, let alone make change in the Empire, I learn of a ritual that would make me strong enough to take this man on and defeat him. It's called "Force Walking" and involves communing with the ghosts of long dead Sith Lords, and in fact binding their restless ghosts to the living in order to harness their power.

This will surely go well.

In other news, I have my first apprentice! A Togruta padawan named Ashara Zavros. A former Jedi! How marvelous.

Mar. 5th, 2019


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Things move fast for myself in my dreams now. The Cold War between the Republic and the Sith grows ... warmer, as we vie for proxy control over Aldaraan. Each choosing a House to back in the Civil War for succession. My task is, naturally to encourage them to chose House Rist instead of House Organa, while I searched for another Sith Artifact.

Next, I traveled to a rather non-descript planet called Tatooine. At first little more than sand, I discovered a secret weapon facility and infiltrated it of course. An ancient Rakata mind prison had turned all the workers into mindless drones. As with that Infinite Engine on Nar Shadaa, I chose to destroy it rather than risk allowing it being exploited. A device that enslaves the mind is a device I cannot allow to exist.

But after that, that is when everything got exciting, as I returned to my Sith Master with the last two relics for her quest. But not before I recovered my ancestor's lightsaber...

Predictably, she was using me and turned on me.

Darth Zash had discovered the secret to immortality, which required my body. I fought her, and my Dashade companion, the one she'd warned me against, stepped between us.

So now, my former master is trapped in the body of a monster, and forced to share his mind. And in a delicious turn of events, she is as bound by his oath of loyalty as he is. Earning that loyalty has paid dividends. As I've said many times, it is better to be loved, than feared.

And thus, I have come from slave, to student, to apprentice. And now I am Heir of Kallig, slayer of Zash, successor of Tulak Hord, and Lord of the Sith.

Mar. 4th, 2019


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when the hell do these dreams just knock it off.

on top of a sprained knee i've got a healing break now and damn hearing trauma again. so if you talk to me and i yell back, sorry not sorry, the dreams blew out my eardrums again. T_T

i also married a girl i'd known for four days. which honestly is so me i can't even be mad.

Feb. 27th, 2019


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Welp, survey says: It's shrapnel. The kind that's so tiny it doesn't even show up on traditional scanning equipment. Fun times, fun times. My dream self is in the process of creating a battery alternative, because of course he's memorized old blueprints and is an engineering badass. We'll see how that goes. Maybe I'll get lucky and the dreams will send me a present.

Then I, too, can glow in the dark. Bonus: Easier for wireless charging!

Edit: I am not radioactive. The glow is part of the new battery thing. It isn't nuclear powered.

Feb. 25th, 2019


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Meet Sonic. Curious little bugger has discovered all of the things to crawl in. Maybe I won't have to make him a extensive habitat at this point. Just put a bunch of mugs in his cage and he's a happy little dude.

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