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Feb. 15th, 2020


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So the arrival of a piano now makes sense, seems it's the only thing that helps me deal with the crap in my dreams. You know being forced out of the closet, being attacked for it, and feeling pretty fucking worthless as a result.

The joys of being the President's kid where everything you say or do is under a microscope.

Got a few new interesting scars

Can I unsubscribe from these dreams?

Dec. 12th, 2019


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I almost forgot how crazy my mom goes for this time of year, like legit crazy person on speed. All the shopping, every decoration, all the things, all the time, every time.

Seriously, I need a holiday from my mother let alone work.

Thankfully my twin high flying brother is back in town which means he can go digging around in the attic for the tree and all the thousand and one decorations that are stuck up there.

And then there's my dad who if he isn't working is trying to drink himself into merriment.

Jesus Christ.

Nov. 21st, 2019


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Hello darlings, I'm Kory Anders.

If my name sounds familiar to some, it's most likely due to my stores and designs under the name Tamaranean in NYC. I've moved here to branch to the West Coast and looking forward to a new adventures.


What are the hot spots for dancing, eating, where a woman can have a little fun around here?

Nov. 14th, 2019


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Seems like rather than a two for one on dreams I got buy six and get three free.

Literally lived through growing up in the Hammond household, my parents divorce (again), hating myself quite viciously, being the First Son, having a twin (who is totally better at everything so no difference there at least) and basically being the black sheep of my family.

No surprise that my head is pounding.

Jesus.

Oct. 12th, 2019


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There is nothing more tedious than a board meeting where the board just shout needlessly at one another.

At what point do old white men stop craving the sound of their own voice? I'm considering replacing them all with graduate students, millennials. That would give them the shock of their life.

Hmm, if I purposely try to cause a heart attack and it happens, is that manslaughter?

Sep. 26th, 2019


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After the piano I didn’t think anything else would surprise me.

I was wrong.

So wrong.

Dream!me has a problem that much is evident. Not that I blame him all things considered.

Sep. 12th, 2019


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So I missed out on the latest weirdness of OC which, I can only assume is a good thing?

Private to: TJ
Saw your post, you handling things okay? Do you need anything?

Private to: Logan
I saw that some people have lost their powers, have you lost yours? Are you alright?

Private to: Jania
Did you get caught in this nonsense too? Has it robbed you of your breakfast cooking prowess?

Sep. 9th, 2019


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Okay so I woke up ravenous this morning and not just any kind of ravenous it's an all consuming kind of hunger.

And I thought I knew what a headache was until I woke up and basically heard everything and everyone in my apartment complex.

Jesus fuck.

Aug. 22nd, 2019


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Having just had to sit through a slam poetry night... I'm curious.

What's the worst thing you've done for work?

Aug. 19th, 2019


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I guess it was too much to hope that I'd somehow be immune from the Dreams that seem to be hitting the residents of Orange County. I went from dreaming about Fettes College and my normal weird dream fare to something entirely different altogether.

I thought it was just some fancy imagination tricks at first, creating another world, a land called Cintra and a series of islands - like the outer Hebrides - collectively known as the Skellige Isles. I mean, there's monsters there, sirens and werewolves and harpies... But I don't know, I dreamed of growing up spending summers on the Isles and winters back at home in Cintra with my parents and grandmother. That wasn't so bad, I suppose.

But last night- last night my grandmother (in the dreams, of course) got the news that my parents had set sail from Skellige and were lost in a place called the Sedna Abyss, in some freak storm that had blown in and utterly destroyed their ship. In my dreams, I was barely five if even that old.

It made me think of my actual parents. I lost them, too, before I was five. I haven't thought about them for years.

I need a fucking drink. Recommendations of places to go?

Aug. 12th, 2019


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I have no fucking idea how it even happened but a piano turned up in my apartment.

How I slept through its arrival is beyond me.

Clearly a skill.

Jul. 28th, 2019


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Honest to God sometimes I wonder if some club owners actually know what they want.

First they want party games and then they've changed their mind and they want to go "classy" which apparently involves shots, lots of shots, but then at the last minute they want live entertainment followed by some sort of explosion of glitter at midnight.

I'm a club promoter not a miracle worker.

Thankfully I managed to pull it all off without a hitch save for the fact that apparently there wasn't enough skin on show. Jesus F Christ, you want skin? Go to a strip club.

Jul. 25th, 2019


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I must say that I have never been so confused, or potentially concerned, as when I hear my wife in the other room scream "This is it, I'm ending this relationship." I haven't done anything warranting that being directed at me that I am aware of.

Jul. 22nd, 2019


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Every year I tell myself that I won't go to the family get together out in the middle of fucking nowhere and yet every year I go and immediately regret my decision.

Like who the fuck does that shit for fun?

If I ever mention a family get together in the future would somebody please remind me not to go and instead stay home where there aren't bugs and dirt.

I will never understand my dad's obsession with fishing.

Jul. 16th, 2019


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Late nights.

Early mornings.

Definitely burning the candle at both ends but it’s all good, the hair of the dog works miracles.

Still can’t find my sunglasses though which sucks.