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Oct. 27th, 2013

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My language is not often salty, but I do feel it would be cathartic in this instance, so please pardon me: why must my bloody midterms be the damned week right after Halloween?! Am I not permitted any fun for once in my life!?!

I am very tired of all-nighters, but they are apparently necessary.

Oct. 21st, 2013

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(ooc: slightly nsfw in comments)

Firstly, Uncle John, avert your eyes.

Secondly, to all the lads I've ever shagged, especially the one that just left my flat:

In the slightly anglicized version of Louis C.K.'s most recent special: If I try to "cuddle" after shagging, it's not because I'm needy. It's because I'm bloody gagging for it! You think it's needy because you've done your business, et cetera, but I have gotten bugger all out of this experience!

It's like the man says. Trust me, when you shag me good and proper? I'll leave you alone.

Oh, just watch the clip. It's all true.

Oct. 20th, 2013


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Is it November yet?

Oct. 19th, 2013


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... anybody got a shovel I can borrow?

Oct. 13th, 2013


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Nothing like moving boxes all day, only to wake up in the middle of the night with a shit load of dreams that play through my head and end in a fucking cliffhanger. Yeah, not cool. Shit's about to get real.

Did anyone else know that a werewolf bite can kill a vampire? Damn venom anyway. I don't even think I should mention my in-laws, who just showed up in those dreams.

Now I can't sleep.

Oct. 3rd, 2013


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Hey, y'all! So the vintage of my wine that just came out good for drinkin' - I made way too much. So I'm gonna give anyone who answers this a free bottle of their choosin'. Just let me know what kinda fruit you like best, and I probably have somethin' you can have.

Legal people. No high schoolers are gettin' free wine from me. Jail ain't near as fun as they make it out to be on Showtime late at night.

Oct. 2nd, 2013


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My whole class is wondering why I've been in a good mood all week. I told them they have a test on Friday. Now maybe they will quit asking - even if it is true.

Sep. 10th, 2013

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I had the weirdest dream last night. I'm pretty sure it's nothing to do with all the dreams everyone else is having or maybe it is, I dunno. I dreamt that some werewolf was terrorizing the town or something and me and some other people were trying to kill it. It attacked Lydia and put her in the hospital.

Then we find out the werewolf or whatever it is is Peter Hale. Can you believe that? Derek's uncle? Then Derek killed him and I helped, not really thrilled about that. Killed his own frigging uncle.

I think it might actually be some sort of metaphor for the friendship I've ruined. The killing/death of something. Totally not related to all the weird dreams.


[ Filtered from Elena ] because he knows she would seriously disapprove

Weird question, but anyone know where I can score some weed and/or booze? The guy I usually get it from is out of town right now and I can't keep it at the house, with my dad being a cop and all. Cuz I seriously need to get drunk right now, because that's what horrible people do when they do horrible things. They get drunk in misery and I'm not talking about the dream.

Aug. 31st, 2013


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Hi. I see it's standard practice to introduce yourself when you get invited to this network thing. I'm James Barnes, but everybody calls me Bucky. I'm more used to it than my real name.

I'm an accompanist for the South Coast Youth Symphony Orchestra - I went to school to play piano. Sometimes you'll see me out in North LA busking, if you're ever up there - I like to do it for extra cash. I love my job and classical music, and I also like to train for marathons. It's actually pretty liberating when you can run 26 miles all on your own.

Anyway. Hi. I guess I'll be around.

Aug. 28th, 2013


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Sleep is for the weak or the brave.

Aug. 14th, 2013


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So I see people, not changed people with unnatural body parts, and you know what that means. The Magic Mountain trip is calling.

Next Saturday, the 24th.

Who's up for this?

Aug. 13th, 2013


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Cut for mentions of NPC death. Also backdated to earlier in the day. )

Aug. 11th, 2013


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I wonder if I don't have more in common with th'woman in m'dreams than I think. I'm startin' to just know stuff 'bout people.

Aug. 8th, 2013

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Don't really see what the big deal is with all this body swap business. It's really just kind of fun.

For us, anyway.

Jul. 30th, 2013


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Public, Stefan, Caroline


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Ironically, in my dreams my brother and Elena write in journals. I don't bother. Funny that I am talking about them on the net.

So, I am the bad guy, at least so far. I do have all the best dream lines, and a thing for Varvatos. Basically, I'm a smooth, stylish dick. Is anyone that surprised? Life is supposed to fucking imitate art, not dreams. I still don't have any dream gifts though. My body feels the same.

My dreams focus on history. I haven't seen some of the same people that others in the dream claim to see. Is that normal? These things make me feel like I've slept for days, not just a few hours.

[Stefan]
Have you had any dreams yet? You and Elena are together. I don't th - I haven't seen any of your fiance's family yet. I was too busy draining Caroline dry.

[Caroline]
Have you had any dreams about us?

Jul. 29th, 2013


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Sometimes ah forget how tiring runnin' through the city can be on a warm day. Sometimes, kickin' back and lookin' out o'er the water is just what a girl needs ta relax, after such a thing.   Anythin' good goin' on round town tonight? It's a Monday and I hate Mondays. 

Jul. 26th, 2013


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Nat is sick and I just get into that protective daddy mode. I wonder if I'll still be like this when she's a teenager...

Jul. 20th, 2013


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So, random question, internet. If you dreamed - y'know, onea those dreams? - about people who're here that you've seen on the boards, would you tell 'em? Or would you find that way too creepy?

Edit: Anyone on here named Stefan Salvatore? I dreamed you lived at a boardinghouse I had, only I was much older. Elena, dreamed of you too. Girls named Bonnie and Meredith too.

Jul. 18th, 2013


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It's far too quiet 'round here.

If any'a y'all want to come to the B&B for the weekend, just mention the Valar Network and I'll give y'rooms for half price. See what I do when I get bored? I got as much sense as a goose with two bills some days.

Jul. 11th, 2013


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You really don't know how nice your own bed and your own bathtub really is until you get stuck in an office building for weeks!

I just went an' had a three hour soak in our bathtub. Three Hours! And I wasn't even interrupted once! It was so wonderful! And then I made myself a delicious brunch with those preserves Theo gave me!

I don't think I ever wanna take havin' a home for granted again.

Jul. 3rd, 2013


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The Twins and I are having a huge party tomorrow... Consider this all your formal invites. Nothing fancy. All you have to do is just show up. All the Weasleys, honorary Weasleys and such are expected to be there. Everyone else is welcome to come too.

Be great if you could bring some things for the party too but you don't have to.

Jul. 2nd, 2013

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Crazy alien zobmie thingamajobs have nothing on us! We're here to make life REALLY interesting!
You know what that means, right?

PARTY.

Fourth of July. [address]
There will be food, drinks, music and fireworks.

It will be fun.
And we expect to see you there.

RSVP not required (show up! Bring a friend!), but an estimate of a head count would be sorta nice. Just so we know how much meat we really need to buy.


Ginny, you're a slacker. This was meant to be your job.

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I know they say blondes have more fun but, so far, all I've done is stare into the mirror and swish my head around. To be fair, it is fun, but I kinda don't think that's what the saying meant.

So...?

Cut for image )

Does it suit me?

Jun. 22nd, 2013

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Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes -
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together -- mass hysteria!


What we mean to say is this shit is B A N A N A S. And we're goin' out of town for the weekend.


Does anyone remember when No Doubt was a ska band?
Because we sure don't.

Jun. 16th, 2013


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I've finally got things squared away enough where I can take a little vacation for myself, but now I have no idea where to go. It's sad when all I wanna do is stay home and make jam, right?

Jun. 8th, 2013


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Well, I certainly like the weather here in Southern California. It's as pretty as they say. It's real nice there's a message board for people to meet people, too. Not that I have much problem with that, I got friends everywhere waiting to be made.

I'm Belle, I'm from Louisiana originally but I've been everywhere, really. I'm an Aries, I enjoy long conversations, loud music, and good food. I'm sure it'll be a pleasure to meet all of you.

Jun. 5th, 2013


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Today I had a patient in my clinic who wanted to inquire about possible homeopathic treatments. It's difficult to respond to such a question; I merely stood back and admired the purity of the patient's stupidity...much in the way I admire the botfly. It's a disgusting little beast that I wouldn't touch with a barge pole, but I admire it's evolutionary perfection. As for the patient, I tossed her from my building.

People talk about 'alternative' treatments, but what they mean is 'magic' or 'God'...both meaningless terms. When real treatments, real alternative treatments and real scientific strides arise in the public eye....people shriek and cry and whine in terror. They complain about risk, and the politicians rush to get such practices banned in the name of petty, time-relative morality. Ignorance is prevalent...people cling to it like a security blanket. Discovery can be terrifying, and this is a world of cowards.

Science, or hogwash. Those are your choices. In the end, those are the only choices.

Jun. 4th, 2013


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One of my fellow teammates suggested I check out this valarnet blog. I've heard my siblings talk about it a few times as well. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Kol Mikaelson.

Yes, the Kol Mikaelson. The better, more handsome looking brother to Nik, Elijah, Finn and Henrik, favorite brother to Rebekah and Natalia's favorite Uncle.

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I got a care package from home.

I'm almost one-hundred percent certain that I'm too old for care packages but there are some delicious peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies, so I can't complain.

May. 31st, 2013


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I know a lot of y'all post about weird dreams, but I didn't think I'd be part of a period drama. Dreamed I was in the late 1800s and I was the last in a long line of witches. Kind of a weird southern gothic thing but with me learnin' how to make healing tinctures and stuff.

Maybe I just ate somethin' and fell asleep with Lifetime on.

May. 29th, 2013


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There are days and there are days, I swear. I just have to keep sayin' to m'self: I will not yell at the little boy in room three. I will not yell at the little boy in room three.

May. 23rd, 2013

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I need some home remedies for nausea. Nothing with drugs in it. I know there are teas, but I'd rather have something else if possible.

May. 22nd, 2013


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Ugh. Definitely starting to show now. Maternity jeans are not fun in the slightest.

In other news, I get the shop all to myself this weekend. Muahahaha. Have fun on the camping trip, boys! Don't mind if I rearrange the whole shop while you're gone.

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Right! People that are going camping with me this weekend, are you ready? I've gotten the camp ground reserved [ADDRESS/DETAILS]. Now what I need from you is assurance you're going to bring your own camping gear! I mean I have a bit of extra around but I sure can't give all you some stuff. I am also asking you help buy some of the food. We can coordinate that here if you would like or people can bring their own but I think it would be nice to have a big picnic at least the first day since not everyone knows each other.

It will be fun! Promise. Lots of swimming, hiking and games. Just don't mind if my brothers start pranking you especially if we decide to tell ghost stories.

May. 21st, 2013


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Game time! (blocked from non punctured House characters)


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Hey Valarnet! It's time for one of the games I like to play best when people send me to their place to get some stuff. YOU are the contestants and tonight's lucky guest is Barton and I feel like Dr. House without the vicodin or cane. So like a snoopy asshole looking through somebody's stuff, mostly.

Anyway. Barton sent me over to pick up some stuff for him since he's not leaving Eowyn's side and I can't blame him. Mad as I am at him over the whole avoiding me once he got engaged stuff, I had a part in it too, Eowyn was never meant to get hurt and I need to get over it. Or get a better therapist for my abandonment issues.

Anyway. The game is called "What The Fuck Is ___ On" and involves me taking photos of people's stuff, posting them online and showing you them, getting them identified by the lovely audience. Without further ado, let's get started!

((Large, non cut images include: Clint's Hawkeye Helmet, A close up of a hollowed out dowel, a pile of bb's arranged in a star shape, the top of the fridge with pillows and a blanket tucked up there, a nest in the corner of the living room, filled with old tshirts, loose socks, and throw pillows AND, finally, a dried athelas plant))

...This last one. I'm not too sure what it is, but I am ASTOUNDED that Barton of all people's into getting stoned. Is this any good as far as buds go, and should I be swiping it, delivering it to him at the hospital to make him feel better, or smoking it myself before I'm out of here? Any thoughts?

May. 20th, 2013


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Greetings, valar net.

I have returned to the area after an unavoidable absence and have been informed by current coworkers that I am somehow lacking in a social capacity. Furthermore, before anyone insists that I was away without submitting a leave of absence in writing, I will explain that I required time for reviewing several aspects of my existence. That is all.


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I know some of y'all might know my business - Flowers Bed and Breakfast, or Flowers' Heritage Wines - but I don't know any of y'all personally. I'm Theo Flowers, and I've lived here for ages. My friends tell me that I need to have more of them, and this seems the easiest way to do that.

So, uh. Hi?