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Jan. 12th, 2018


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At least I have more game here than I do in the Dreams. Why would I ever think that a girl who’s parents are both super famous actors and rich would be impressed by my having a friend that worked for a limo company?

Jan. 7th, 2018


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Love the all-black theme at the Globes. It's about time.

Dec. 15th, 2017


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I visited my dad in jail.

He actually seemed really... like he regretted his actions. Or at least what his actions did to our relationship.

Dec. 4th, 2017


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I didn't dock in California so that my gorgeous boat could be covered in SNOW.

Oh sure, it's magical, right? Some kind of... I don't know, people keep telling me Orange County's more fun and interesting than I thought, and then here we go. Snow that won't stop falling.

How'm I supposed to have a nice boat party with snow all over? Alright look, I love a good party and I love a good challenge and THIS is a challenge I willingly accept. But I think I'm going to have to hire a crew on again just to clear it all off.

Maybe that's all for the best, the crew I find might be cute.

Nov. 21st, 2017


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I'm always tempted to go shopping on Black Friday, but then I remember that I really don't want to deal with all of that hassle and it's much easier to shop on-line. I mean, are the deals at the stores really that much better?

I finally found out what happened with the Liberty Ride, in my dreams. I wasn't able to go, because the director who wanted to make Rage into a movie wanted me to meet the studio execs and the meeting was the same day as the ride. So I went out to Hollywood and basically told the execs why they couldn't make Rage straight and all that. I even told them how great anal sex is. No one can ever accuse me of being shy.

Brian did end up going on the ride and the idiot ended up breaking his collarbone. I got home in enough time to see him cross the finish line though. He was one of the last people to do so. Melanie also went into labor while I was gone. And of course Brian asked me to move in again right when the movie got green lit and they want me out there overseeing it.

Looks like dream!me has a decision to make.

Nov. 16th, 2017


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The holidays are always so depressing

Its that time of year again. You know the time, when everything that's been going good suddenly takes a downward spiral.

No reason to suspect this year will be any different.

Nov. 15th, 2017


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The dreams really need to stop coming the night before I have a test or something. It was so hard for me to concentrate today and of course the cafe at school was out of sugar packets so I had to drink nasty black coffee. How can anyone drink it like that? Seriously, it tastes gross with sugar.

So, what had me unable to concentrate? Grover is gonna lose his searcher's license if he doesn't find Pan, Tyson showed up, which is one of the only good things. I got a weird Iris message of Nico talking to a ghost. Annabeth and I ended up in the Labyrinth after being attacked by giant scorpions. Then Hera showed up and was as unhelpful as ever. Not surprising really.

So yeah, I've been wondering what on the earth that message of Nico was about and hoping that Luke doesn't use the Labyrinth to attack the camp. And hoping we don't get killed in the Labyrinth either, cause that'd be just our luck.

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1. Gods are not helpful.
2. Offering a wish, and then disappearing is not helpful.
3. These are some very weird dreams and are not helpful.

Moral of the story: Zero helpfulness all around.

Nov. 10th, 2017


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So many people joining the community lately.

Hi newbies! I’m Thalia. Don’t pay any attention to what they say about me in the tabloids. Not only are they wrong, they’re also boring. This is like the fifth home wrecker story they've written about me in the last two years or so.

Oct. 27th, 2017


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I feel like I've barely watched any Halloween movies this year. It's possible that I guess the dreams are basically like a year-long Halloween movie, though.

Oct. 15th, 2017


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Somehow I don't think descending into a labyrinth that we have no control over seems like the best idea. It's really the only idea, though. I mean, this thing is alive and we're just barreling in like it's nothing.

I'm just really happy I have homework to distract me.

Oct. 7th, 2017


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So I have something that might help. Or make things worse, I don't know.

Killian gave me the Shears of Destiny. Like, the Fates' Shears of Destiny. He thinks if I cut whatever thread is linking Luke to the fate of being possessed by Kronos, it might not happen.

Sep. 25th, 2017


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It's not even October, but there's a blizzard at my offices. There's already six inches of snow on the ground.

Sep. 22nd, 2017


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I have my sword. Backbiter. This is It was made so that it could hurt both mortals and demigods...since that's apparently what I am out to do.

Also I've started to get things in order to get the Curse of Achilles. I can't Kronos is much more persuasive than I gave him credit for. Then again, he's been twisting my arm a lot of the time by using things that matter against me. I have to get permission from my mom before I can do this. My mom who isn't even sane enough to understand what's going on. This should be...great.

Sep. 16th, 2017


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More of those crazy, amazing Dreams! I'm a student in this school for Hunters and living in a dorm with my best friend and two others on my team. We're Team JNPR! I'm the N! Get it? :)

And we went on a field trip to this place called the Forever Fall Forest to collect red sap from the trees. Boy, is that stuff delicious! Think of the most amazing Maple Syrup you've ever had on the best pancakes in the world... and then multiply it by about a billion! Why is it everything tastes better in the Dreams?

Sep. 7th, 2017


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There is like so much stuff going on and not enough liquor to deal with it, not that I even need the hangover anyway. Anyone in the market for a box containing a human heart?

Also ummm. I'm just curious if there are any other werewolves out there. If you want to respond privately, I understand. But I would like to talk if you wouldn't mind. If you're out there.

Thanks.

Sep. 3rd, 2017


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I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the dreams or the insane amount of pumpkin spice everything. A bloke can't walk down the street without being assaulted by the stuff. I don't get it. Why is the bloody stuff so popular?

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And here I make my first post on this cesspool of a website as a married man. Quite exciting, no? Thanks to those who came out to the Roger and surrounding private beach last night - we didn't finish our raucous until the wee morning hours, in fact. It was nice to see friends and family who were both here already and those who returned to celebrate with us. The pictures are still a work in progress but I'll show one of the unprofessional variety.

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I'm either quite glad to be married or out of the ceremony clothes, or my bum just got grabbed again.

But at any rate, Regina and I will leave for our honeymoon in a week or so. When we return, I'd like to get cracking with a new temporary assistant at JR Investigations, so, if you're interested in PI work give me a shout. Perhaps if things work out it can become permanent - business is booming, after all.

Sep. 2nd, 2017


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Well, after apparently trying to plot against Camp and then begging Annabeth to run away with me (she didn't agree to that), I'm now on the path to becoming Kronos' host. It means I have to get the Curse of Achilles, which basically means bathing in the River Styx. Who's excited? Not me.

Aug. 29th, 2017


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Now that things have calmed once more, I shall make an offer again. To those who wish to have healing potions on hand for when these sorts of invasions occur, I am willing to make some. I have a few left over from the last batch I made, though I shall be making some more in the near future.

For those who do not know me, I am Morrigan, a mage and an herbalist. While my specialty is shapeshifting, I am also a gifted healer for those who may require such assistance in the future.

Aug. 15th, 2017


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I died. For real this time.

We coulda brought me back. Gabrielle tried, she fought so hard for it. But if we did, we would have doomed thousands of souls to an eternity of torment.

Me passing on is a small price to pay to set them free.

Gabrielle's got my Chakram, and training from myself and the Amazons. She's proven herself a good leader, a great fighter, and a compassionate woman. And she's a lot purer of a soul, even after everything that's happened to her.

She can keep helping people. Though I think I'll stick around a little whiles and keep an eye on her. Never was ready to say good bye.

Funny thing is, the worse part ain't even the dying. The worse part is I won't get any more dreams with her in them. My dreams have proven time and again that soulmates can transcend time, space, and even the veil between realities. Ain't ready to let go.

Aug. 11th, 2017


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Any suggestions of hotspots in Athens? Food, particularly. I'll be passing through on the way to something that's just come up in Crete and I'll have a few hours there.

If I had more time I'd make a trip of it, there are one or two ruins I've never studied.

Aug. 9th, 2017


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Okay, so I guess I'm not dead. That doesn't mean things aren't going to get worse, though.

Do you ever look at yourself in the dreams and think, "Please don't" only to know damn well your dream self is going to do what you told him not to do? Because that's basically me every time I have a dream anymore. I'm really tired of it, too. I'm tired of watching myself do things that will eventually hurt the people I care about, that could kill them. I know I'm angry at Olympus and at the gods and...basically at everything, but can't I just have healthy coping mechanisms for once instead of "Destroy Olympus and probably end up killing all of humanity"? It would be nice for a change.

Maybe I could get therapy? A hobby? Anything? I seriously would like to not use my dad being a neglectful asshole as an excuse for my behavior because it's a really piss poor excuse.

Aug. 5th, 2017


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Things are kind of strange in the aftermath of Nick's death. We're holding the wake at Adam's dad's place. On top of that, Nick's brother is back in town. There's bad blood between him and Adam because when he had a job at his dad's place, he stole from him. But the thing of it is...I don't think his getting angry with Jake now is about that anymore. I hate when Faye is right. Having your boyfriend get jealous over another girl talking to a boy is not what I signed up for.

The kicker is that his dad keeps saying that they are destined to be together. Cassie and Adam are written in the stars.

Also, can I explain how frustrating it is to be angry about a boyfriend that I don't even have. Ex-boyfriend. We broke up because the thing of it is, I can't...be the one that just stays there and watch while someone I love starts falling in love with someone else. I don't even

I don't even know. The emotional crossover is a pain in the ass.

Aug. 4th, 2017


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Learned why the dreams are so different, and what killed my dad and his ship. The ship that destroyed Vulcan, it was the same one as killed my dad.

I met an older Spock. The same Spock from my first dreams. He was... so much older than I last remembered. I can't imagine what he's been through in the century since my first death.

We melded, and he showed me many things about the future. Waking up from that had been like... reliving my other life all over again. He showed me that the enemy ship had come from the future, and that its commander would stop at nothing until the Federation was destroyed. Vulcan was only the beginning.

With the elder Spock's help, I was able to get back onto the Enterprise, and proved to Spock that he was emotionally compromised. I took command of the ship. Spock eventually returned to the bridge, and we hatched a plan to catch the enemy unaware, and beam on board his ship.

We rescued our Captain, who'd been captured, and stopped the attack on Earth.

Aug. 2nd, 2017


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Hard to believe that in exactly a month, I'll be married. If you'd asked me whether or not I thought I'd be here about three years ago, I'd have laughed wholeheartedly. Ah, how things change. But at least for this wedding (unlike in my dreamland - plus that wedding was officiated by Jiminy Cricket and interrupted by a curse or something, what else is new), it'll happily involve my very first love. The ocean, and my ship. The Roger's all ready to go to host a gathering and most are invited provided that you don't act like a twat. Or try to curse us because I will bloody well kill you.

Our daughter's also turning one a week later, so while we'll spend our wedding night someplace fun the trip to Spain won't come until after we've celebrated with her and friends. She's already got an outfit but she needs a wee cake to smash, I presume. Something not with baby fondant, if anyone's got suggestions.

Jul. 23rd, 2017


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I see people talking about dreams all the time and was a wee bit confused, but I think I get it now. That was...

Gonna need a strong bevvy to clear me head.

Jul. 7th, 2017


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Question for you more experienced dreamers: if I make an oath to a goddess in my dreams am I bound to it in real life? Because that would suck.

Jul. 6th, 2017


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The name's George and I just moved to dear ol'America.

Seems I moved into my new place just a wee bit too late actually. I missed all the fireworks, now whit am I going to unpack to, yeah? Side note: why is it so bloody hot here? I feel like I am wearing a wool jumper when I'm not. Gaunnae take a look around soon. Get a lay of the land and all that.

Och, right, starting Uni in the fall. Irvine to be exact.

Jun. 27th, 2017


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Remember the whole sleeping frozen for 25 years thing? We found my kid. She was raised by the Romans and turned into a real monster. But we still tried to help her. I used to be like that, but I changed. And if I can change, anyone can. Especially any daughter of mine.

We got her to realize who she was, and she reformed. But the Gods found out she was alive, and they wanted her dead, since she's supposed to be the one that'll kill 'em all.

They were wrong. They came for my daughter so I killed them.

Poseidon, Discord, Hephaestus, Hades, Demios, Artemis, Athena, and finally the furies. Zeus and Hera were already dead. Hera killed by Zeus and Zeus killed by Hercules.

Didn't think it could get much more exciting than that. Until I tricked Lucifer into taking the Throne of Hell when I was trying to save my mother's soul.

Jun. 18th, 2017


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I'm not going to die in my dreams. The guy I thought would kill me, won't. He is going to cut off a piece of me. It won't be a finger. He promised me that much. He says my fingers are lovely. I guess that means he won't cut off my hands or arms either. Maybe a foot or just a toe? I could live without that.

I'm scared of waking up without a part of me. Hell, I'm terrified of going back to sleep. And it's father's day. I hate father's day. I'm scared my dad will call me when I'm awake.

Too scared to sleep, too scared to be awake. Is there a third option?

Jun. 16th, 2017


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Filtered to Killian Jones (Luke can read)


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So....

I need help disposing of bloody bedsheets.

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I have to say that waking up in a pool of your own blood is not all it's cracked up to be. I'm also not a fan of being kicked off a cliff by my girlfriend, but dream me is a little off his rocker, so I get it.

Kronos is a real dick. I hope we never meet because I might be tempted to punch a Titan in the face and I have a feeling that would end really poorly. Like probably I would be dead is how poorly it would end.

Atlas is also a dick. But I doubt anyone is surprised by general godly assholishness enough to really be shocked. Not even a dislike button would work for this. It's more of a "fuck off" button sort of thing.

Jun. 7th, 2017


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We've been moving along with the new production enough for me to say that Egyptian, but not Greek, mythology is going to be what I eat, breathe, and sleep for the next...seems like forever. The new film involves an archaeologist as our heroine, the 19th century, an expedition in Egypt, and a guy who claims he was once a pharaoh. Is or he isn't he? Stay tuned, kids. The screenplay is killer, we're in talks to get some respectable names on board for the lead roles, and it means going to places like Khan el-Khalili bazaar. We've got some marketplace shots for sure, and I personally want to get all up in Fishawi's coffeehouse which was established in 1773.

So most of this is going to be filmed in Morocco and also specifically in Cairo but there are some city shots too. We've got roles open for background, extras - first is a half-day shoot in Santa Ana around this time next month. We're going for shots by the historic courthouse. Extras don't have to audition but hell, if you feel like auditioning at the open casting call for a few roles bring a headshot and a resume.

Before all of this starts snowballing though, I'll be taking a couple weeks for a honeymoon. It's gonna take some time to obtain permission to shoot in Egypt anyway. Permits and shit, basically a bureaucratic nightmare - it's why most of the filming will happen in Morocco, they've streamlined the process, but there are just a few shots I won't compromise.

Jun. 6th, 2017


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May. 1st, 2017


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So today a clown held the door for me.

It was a nice Jester.

Apr. 11th, 2017


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I woke up this morning soaked and smelling like the sea. Apparently getting thrown into the sea in your dreams means you need to wake up soaking wet as if you had been thrown into the sea outside of them. I don't know what's going to come next, but hopefully I stay out of the sea.

Mar. 10th, 2017


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Americans and their interpretation of St. Patrick's Day never ceases to amaze me. In Ireland it was once a subdued sort of thing, pubs even closed early, until the massive parade in Dublin began to emerge on a yearly basis and then later it turned into a festival.

But the shamrocks (by the way, the real national symbol of Ireland is the harp) and turning rivers green, that was all on you Yanks. It's a bit ridiculous but many things are these days. I, personally, will be at a bar distinctly not decked out in green for that night - but I can guarantee it'll be a spot with the best Irish whiskey.

Also someone tell me what the bloody hell I'm supposed to do with 'shears of destiny,' since like most everything else in Storybrooke they caused enough trouble. You can use them to sever the ties to your own destiny, but how are you supposed to even know what your destiny is? Isn't that dangerous? A question for the ages, perhaps.

Mar. 8th, 2017


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Another vaporizer. By that I mean that's the answer to 'what was in the 2017 Oscars swag bag.' What else, you ask? Among the standard things, there are magnetic eyelashes (wtf?), underarm sweat patches, personalized sommelier service, pelvic exercise tracker, and a stay at Long Coast Ranch.

It's here in northern Cali, and we can bring up to 10 guests. So rather than just have me and my ladyfriend there (don't worry, there are other getaways included in the swag bag too) I thought I'd open it up to see who here would like to bring someone for a getaway.

The place is big. Check it out. So it's not like we'd be up each other's asses.

A good way to celebrate my Oscar win which, by the way, glad I got my trophy just fine without any La La Land-esque awkwardness.

Feb. 25th, 2017


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So, I got a necklace from my Dreams the other day and I've kind of just been trying to figure out what to do with it. I'm going to keep it because it's lovely and my mother gave it to me before she died in the Dreams, but I'm not sure if it works here or not.

Essentially the stone on the necklace is supposed to dampen my necromancer glow and make me less appealing to ghosts, which is great - in theory.

The downside is I'm not sure how to go about testing this without running the risk of summoning a ton of ghosts or zombies....again....

Feb. 23rd, 2017


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Okay, I'm totally digging these dragon dreams. I rescued a guy who fell overboard in the middle of a storm on the sea. Because it's the Napoleonic Wars and of course I'm with the British Navy. Don't ask, just go with it.

Anyhow, I'm still a baby dragon, or a really fast growing baby dragon (seriously, like Alien movie fast) because I can carry a person on my back now. A nasty squall starts up and one of our guys goes overboard, and I've never flown before but I just...reacted. Like "okay, dude's overboard, I'm gonna go get him. No big deal." Dragon logic, I guess. Nevermind it's my first flight, in the middle of a rainstorm.

I got the guy, it's all good.

But is it weird waking up and flailing about for a few seconds wondering where your wings and tail are? Because that's starting to happen now.

Feb. 20th, 2017


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Discovering the Olympic Gods want me and my unborn baby dead. Turns out there's a prophecy where it'll bring about the Twilight of the Gods. The end of their rule.

I mostly just want to keep the kid and the baby daddyGabrielle safe. But maybe it's time for the Gods to take a permanent nap.

Feb. 16th, 2017


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I thought I managed to make it through a holiday without my dad trying to reach me, but no such luck. I got a card from him, must have been delayed in the mail. There was a picture of him cooking searing a deer heart. Maybe he's trying to make me miss the meals he used to cook for me. Since the dreams, it feels more like a threat. It's still hard to separate them from reality sometimes, especially when it comes to him.

At least I still have my cheap chocolate. That's much nicer.

Feb. 7th, 2017


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The best thing about February is the half priced chocolate on Feb 15.

[Filtered to Luke Castellan]
What are your thoughts on Valentine's Day? Love it? Hate it? Take it or leave it?

Dec. 22nd, 2016


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It's my birthday! Cmon, tabloids, write something good about me. I dare you.

Dec. 17th, 2016


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I'm pretty sure this has been a three day marathon of awful dreams. Basically, I don't know what dream me is trying to do, but I'm not exactly thrilled about any of it. And now he has a weapon that can kill not just demigods, but regular mortals. Why? Why did that sound like a great idea?

I have a feeling I'm not going to like the majority of what is about to happen.

Dec. 5th, 2016


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Someone living in my apartment building put a pair of pants into one of the community dryers with a pen in the pocket. I assume at any rate. All I know for sure is that now all my dress shirts and trousers have random ink spots and streaks in them. I know for a fact I was not the one who left a pen in a pocket as I actually check my pockets before tossing them in the wash.

I partially blame myself for not paying enough attention as I was doing laundry earlier, but if I happen to find out who the genius is who left a pen in the dryer, I'm turning them into something small and easily squished under a shoe.

Nov. 29th, 2016


[info]katebeckett
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[info]katebeckett
[info]valarnet
There's no way to ask without sounding insane, so I'm just going to go for it.

Has anyone else ever had a Dream where you woke up injured in some way or.....you know....died?

Because I think I did.

Nov. 22nd, 2016


[info]plunder
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[info]plunder
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[info]plunder
[info]valarnet
I just clipped my daughter's wee fingernails and of course it's bloody impossible to clip little tiny things that are the thickness of about three molecules, barely discernible even under a microscope, and the one drop of blood and her screaming and sniffling just about made me want to off myself for being an utterly terrible father. I finally got her settled after some time in the rocking chair and singing her favourite sea shanty.

This might be even worse than the first explosive shit that was the excremental equivalent of that Game of Thrones red wedding episode.

And naturally the sextant with the Pegasus insignia on it, given to me by my brother Liam in the dreams, suddenly made an appearance when I woke up today. It was used to guide us to Neverland and then later in conjunction with a star chart to get us off the godforsaken island. I'm concerned that if I touch it I'll somehow end up in Pan's hell again, but I suppose it is a convenient historical tool for teaching about the art of navigation.

Nov. 14th, 2016


[info]ember_celica
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[info]ember_celica
[info]valarnet
today is now punday, i need your best puns.

it's for science