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Aug. 16th, 2012


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Are teenagers always so difficult? Her father insists it's only a phase.

Aug. 6th, 2012


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When you've just killed somebody but not really because they were already dead according to a short-arsed lab coat wearing twat

If you suffer from a penile fracture and all your supposedly best friend does is laugh his arse off, it's time to re-evaluate your relationship. Even if he has very attractive hair.

Aug. 3rd, 2012


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I just got a phone call from the LAPD. Some new information came to light about the fire that killed my family when I was a teenager. I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to be feeling right now. I'm in a state of shock. I gave up hope trying to catch the person who did that to them. I try not to think about what happened and then I get a call. It's hard for me to not get my hopes up even though I know I shouldn't. Is this just going to follow me around forever? It's tearing me a part.

Aug. 2nd, 2012


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I take back what I said about even missing the paperwork while I was out. Third day back and I'm already up to my neck in it. Thank you, Irvine PD, for your sloppy casework

Jul. 26th, 2012

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We're okay! Honestly okay, just stuck for a long time in one of the buildings, then couldn't get in touch with anyone. It's been an absolute mess.

I'm so, so sorry, Mr. & Mrs. Weasley. I know you were all worried sick about Ron.

Jul. 17th, 2012

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This news story kinda makes me nervous, because, I mean. I've had a lot of concussions. I used to do things like skateboard and learned the hard way how not graceful I am and how little balance I've got.

Hopefully that doesn't mean I'll die of old age at 50.

Jul. 13th, 2012


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Question for iPhone users. Is there any way to change the name of that voice activation robot assistant... thing?

Jun. 18th, 2012


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Coming into the ER and claiming that you can't get away from a random person you just met is a complete waste of my time and the next couple to do it is getting put in St. Joseph's Psych ward. You have been warned.

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Now I'm curious what happened with the cake everyone was so worked up about the other day. Did the kitchen burn down or did it turn out alright?

Jun. 10th, 2012


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The shop is closed, I'm finished with the orders for tomorrow and I want to do something fun! Where is my crazy cousin when I need him?

Jun. 8th, 2012


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Private to Weasley family & Potter family & Tonks family + Sirius Black


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It's been too long since the whole lot of us got together. How does everyone feel like coming over to our house and letting me stuff them full of good food? If Sunday is too short of a notice we can do it next weekend. Feel free to add a +1 if you've got one. It'll be brilliant to see everyone!

[Same filter, minus Ginny]
We have a bit of a surprise for Ginny in store for the night as well. My baby girl is all grown up and graduated. I really can't believe it. It would be nice to have the whole family there.

May. 23rd, 2012


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The last week at the bakery has been a godsend, let me tell you. That fridge that was sent over is a lifesaver. I don't have to go to the store every morning before work, I just show up and everything I need for the day is there waiting for me to be put away. The internet has blessed me. Thank you, internet.

May. 19th, 2012


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It's Friday night, I'm tipsy, and I'm curious, people of the internet. What are your top ten favorite albums of all time?

I was raised to respect the classics. )

It was tough to narrow down, though. Maybe next time I'll focus on one decade.

May. 18th, 2012


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I just got an order for a Ninja Turtles cake. Oh, boy.

May. 15th, 2012


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Oh, absolutely bloody fantastic. I'm out of coffee.

That's it, every appointment is cancelled for the day. Trust me, it's for the best.

May. 14th, 2012

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Bored.

May. 13th, 2012


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I am getting completely pampered today. I have the best family. I just needed the world to know.

May. 9th, 2012


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Every time I log onto here I just want to post more embarrassing notes about my husband-unit, but I am refraining today. Today I'm here to tell embarrassing stories about my son in hopes it will get him to make an account and tell me to 'shut up, Mom.'

Line up! Who wants to hear about Harry's first haircut?

May. 8th, 2012


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Note to Self:


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This is why you're never having children, Barton.

May. 7th, 2012


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Bread fell on the ground and landed on the buttered side. So now it doesn't really matter anymore that it was buttered on the wrong side. At the same time I remembered that I've run out of tea. And the elderly lady who wanted to welcome me to the neighbourhood with a box of macaroons collapsed on my doorstep and died before the ambulance arrived. What made it worse was that her skirt rode up when she fell, revealing those cotton granny-panties for all the world to see.

Covered her with my jacket because it was kind of disturbing.

Now. How do I get dead elderly lady smell out of my jacket? Already washed it three times and it still smells weird.
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Ever re-watch a movie you loved as a kid and realize the special effects are total crap? Yeah. I'm there right now.

May. 5th, 2012


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I seem to be missing a husband. I came home to an empty house and then realized it's cinco de drinko today so I really shouldn't be worried and he probably told me about it, but I wasn't listening. Sometimes I have a listening problem, especially when my husband babbles at me for hours on end. Isn't that supposed to be the woman's job?

Anyway, the point is this: If anyone finds a James Potter drunk on the side of the road, please deposit him in a taxi and send him on his way. I would be happy to pay fares to get him home safe. Much appreciated!

Oh, yes. And in case you need to know what he looks like because he is too drunk to remember his name a picture. )

May. 3rd, 2012


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I have been given a company Blackberry.


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Thus I enter the fourthdigital age.

I just have one question, if anyone would be so kind? What is a "lolcat" and why does it want cheeseburger?