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Mar. 26th, 2017


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So, looks like in my dreams dragons train for warfare. We don't just go blindly in like horses or something. I'm learning the hard way what it means to be a dragon in His Majesty's Corps. Looks like because I'm so rare and unique the rest of the dragons don't know how to react. Also it's never fun being the new kid on the block. Or, dragon. Brings back some memories whenever I'd have to start at a new school when Dad would get stationed someplace new.

Mar. 15th, 2017


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When they say the burrito is "as big as your head," they really mean it.

I think I'm gonna be full for a week.

Feb. 8th, 2017


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My dreams just keep getting better and better, especially now that I'm done with all the sad War of the Lance stuff and I'm back hanging out with Flint who had died in my other dreams but is still young and spry and doesn't complain about boats - not that he's been in a boat yet but he also hasn't been capsized by Caramon yet so he has nothing to complain about!!

Anyway, me and this sea elf princess named Selene went to rescue Flint and Tanis who got kidnapped by an evil mage who follows an evil god who's a coin! We saw them talking together - the mage and the coin god, not Flint and Tanis. We were mice! Because we took this potion which means I can turn into any animal that I want which is the BEST THING EVER REALLY. I was a mouse and a fly and a bird and a snake and a spaniel and a troll and a dog again and a crab and you should have seen Flint's face when I turned into a crab and then turned into myself it was hilarious and being a troll sure was fun because unlike here I was never tall in my dreams - not that I was really tall here but at least I used to be kind of normal sized and not just my size now so I had never been as tall as a troll in my dreams though I guess I also haven't been as tall as a troll in real life either.

I wonder if I can find a metamorphasis potion here! Does anyone make one? I would love to become all kinds of animals because there were SO MANY I didn't get to turn into in my dreams before the potion wore off!

Jan. 30th, 2017


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Thinking about home while driving away from it is always a bad idea. A man who makes his life on The Road has to love The Road. Wanting to have a home? Means betraying the love of The Road. Can't love both. Can't have both. It's a choice for one or the other.

Don't know which to choose.

Suppose it'll work itself out.

Jan. 25th, 2017


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I finally had one of those Dreams that everyone keeps talking about! It was very exciting to see myself in a dream although it was a little confusing at the same time. I was attending a school in Japan and had set up a Host Club with some friends in one of the rooms after school everyday which is an interesting idea and I wonder if the school would let me do that here. It’d be fun!.

[Haruhi]

Hi. Would you like to have lunch this weekend?

[R]

I dreamt about him. Or her. Haruhi. The one I was telling you about at my school that I like and want to get to know better. In the dreams she’s a girl so I guess here - it’s probably the same. I’m very confused by all of this cousin.

Jan. 19th, 2017


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Today in one of my study groups we were talking about various fashions in Tv and Movies and someone mentioned the Star Wars franchise. I mentioned I had never seen it and suddenly six people are staring at me like I've grown a second head or something.

Is it that weird to have never seen it?

Dec. 23rd, 2016


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I've gone back in time in my dreams! I mean, I guess me in my dreams doesn't know it. But before I was dreaming of the War of the Lance and now it's seventeen years earlier and I'm just sixteen and seeing Solace for the first time! And I got to meet my very best friends Flint and Tanis for the first time.

Flint's lucky I'm so patient, because otherwise I would have never stayed around to be his very best friend which I know I become. He was really quite rude when he accused me of stealing his bracelet when all I did was try it on to see if it fit and then go look for him so I could buy it! He just kept yelling and accusing me of being a thief which I'm not thankyouverymuch. But lucky for him, I can already see that he's not so bad. I'm can't wait to watch us become friends! Tanis, of course, is Tanis and he seems perfectly nice already! Well, except that he seemed very sensitive about his ears which are very nice - more like kender ears than elf ears, but if you ask me that's an improvement!

And I woke up to a real life magician's wand when I woke up! Well, I guess not a real one, since the magician was a fraud, but maybe the wand is magical anyway! Thanks for the great Christmas present, dreams!

Dec. 20th, 2016


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So....I woke up today and my hair is a normal length now!!! It doesn't glow or anything. It is just hair. I can't decide if I am sad or happy but I have to admit it feels good not carrying around all that hair.

Nov. 28th, 2016


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A long time ago in my dreams, I dreamed that I dreamed that we were all stuck in a forest and then Tika was fighting draconians while I was trying to pick a lock and then the draconians killed her and the door killed me and it really wasn't a great dream but it was kind of exciting. Right up until the dying thing, at least. And Raistlin was there too, and he was evil, and then he walked right past us!

But last night I dreamed the same thing, only it wasn't a dream and we weren't in a forest but in these tunnels under a temple, and Tika was fighting Draconians and they almost beat her and then I was picking a lock and Tika wasn't being careful at all and jostled me and then the door poisoned me again and I definitely thought we were going to die, not that dying's such a bad thing all the time but it sure would be inconvenient especially since we were so close to ending that horrible war that I've been dreaming about, but then Raistlin came and he was evil too! It was all very deja vuy. And I've said it before but Raistlin really does look better wearing the black robes. It's a really good look for him, let me tell you.

But instead of walking past us, he saved both our lives! Thanks Raistlin! And Takhisis was defeated (I wish I could have seen that, how great would it be to see a battle with an actual god? Not that we didn't have a god on our side too).

So, I guess the War of the Lance is over and we won! Which is just great, because I don't even want to think about what the world would be like if we had lost. Luckily we don't have to!

Sep. 25th, 2016


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I've been in this apartment for almost a year and for the most part I've gotten used to our colorful neighbors. Or, at least I thought I had. We must have new neighbors upstairs. That or our current upstairs neighbors have taken up a nocturnal lifestyle that involves poorly juggling bowling balls at 3 am.

I'm not sure which is worse, being woken up at o'dark thirty by a scream, or the sound of something heavy being dropped on the floor above at a constant rate.

Sep. 16th, 2016


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I'm unfortunately going to be out of town for whatever day it is where you talk like a pirate, however, the Jolly Roger has got a nice space for a fire pit - or really, it's a metal box filled with sand meant for grilling or heating preserved food. Nothing fancy but I quite think it's about time I had people over to see my beautiful love for a get-together on deck and under the stars.

She's in private dock space in Newport Beach - how about next Saturday, I'll just invite the whole bloody network. No boiled and salted leather or turtle's blood, but there will be lots of fish and other delicious things. Perhaps rum as well.

Someone else is quite ready for it too, mind you.

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Red and black is my favourite piratical colour combination.

Jul. 13th, 2016


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Normally I really like these funny Orange County events, but this one's just annoying. Why's everything so big? I had to stand on a chair to cook breakfast today! I'm lucky my dreams decided to also give me a pair of normal sized clothes so I could actually get dressed.

Also, funerals are kind of the saddest things ever, aren't they? Today really sucks.

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I uh... finally dreamed of Kitiara. Kind of.

Jul. 5th, 2016


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Aw man, I'm kind of sad that all the draconians and demons and things are gone. Not that I was happy that people were getting hurt, because that's really awful. But it did make things awfully exciting around here. But at least I still have my dreams, which are still very exciting!

We found a dragon orb in my dreams! See, I read about dragon orbs, and they said that they were something that could control dragons. And since dragons are attacking all of us, we all thought how great the dragon orbs would be in this war! So me and Laurana and Sturm and Gilthanas and a few knights went up to the Ice Wall and got the dragon orb and then we brought it back to the knights and they had this big assembly with all the races of Krynn. Except the dwarves didn't make it. And neither did the kender, which kind of made me sad. So I guess it was really just humans and elves.

So everyone was fighting over who was going to get the dragon orb. They even declared that they were going to war! So I was sitting and watching everyone fight, and I was thinking about everything we did to get the dragon orb. How Laurana fought walrus men and wolves and draconians, and how we fought the biggest dragon you've ever seen in your whole life, and about how Aran and Brian died so we could get it. I thought about how Laurana took it from the elves because she knew it had to get to the knights, even though she knew that her father would hate her for it. I thought about how we were supposed to be fighting the dragons and not each other, and how would we ever defeat the dragon army if the Knights of Solamnia and the elves were all at war with one another instead of with the draconians.

And then Laurana's dad said he only had two children, and neither of them were a daughter, and I knew I couldn't just sit and do nothing. And I knew what I had to do. And let me tell you, in my dreams I've never been scared. Not once in my whole life, because kender don't feel fear. But let me tell you, I was terrified then. It's not a very pleasant feeling, is it? So, knowing what I had to do, I stepped closer and closer, and then I uhhhhh....



I broke the dragon orb.



And I thought for sure that Porthios (that's Laurana and Gilthanas's older brother) was going to kill me right then and there, but then Fizban told everyone to stop being stupid and that I was right and then everyone kind of calmed down which was kind of funny because Fizban's kind of a silly. But he sure was commanding then.

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Thank you to those who pitched in to help keep others safe and deal with what came out of those rifts. They're all closed now, and so is the Breach - which was the main tear in what I assume is our Veil here, and so with that patched up then no more nasty things should be coming through.

So I believe we're out one Wal-Mart and I'm out one arm, and it took me forever to even type this up, but if anyone needs help with clean-up or anything else just let me know and I'll come by.

Jun. 8th, 2016


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In 26 hours and 42 minutes, I'll be finished with finals! I'm very much looking forward to it! I can't wait for summer break, and to take some time off of school! I already decided not to take summer classes. I'm taking the summer off so I can play! Finally. Taking eight classes is quite the load! I can't wait to read some books for fun and go see some movies and relax!

Jun. 2nd, 2016


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Fizban's alive! In my dreams, I mean, though maybe he's alive here too and I just don't know it! I thought he died ages ago, when we were running from this red dragon that burned through the chain we were climbing down and then we were all falling to our deaths and then Fizban cast a spell that saved me and Setsun (he's a gully dwarf) but he wasn't quick enough to save himself.

But he wasn't dead after all! There was this super secret hidden valley that had Huma's tomb and a mountain that was shaped like a dragon and he was up in the dragon's head! And then he and I went off on our own private quest but I'm not allowed to talk about that.

Just like I'm not allowed to talk about the Golden woolly mammoth wooooollyy mammmooottthh D.R.A.G.O.O.L.L.Y M.A.M.M. Woolly Mammoth (though he wasn't really a woolly mammoth, he was more like a big gold woo thingy) I met when I was in Thorbardin with Flint finding the Hammer of Kharas, which Flint and Theros are using to make new dragonlances which is kind of a big deal since they haven't been made in thousands of years! Man, I wish I didn't have to keep so many secrets.

May. 21st, 2016


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The other night I went to see a movie in the theatres! It was my first one since Caramon took me to my first movie when I was seventeen, and I'm not really sure if that one counts because we ended up leaving part way through and then told me he was never going to take me to another movie again.

I was kind of surprised at how nice people were! The people behind us kept throwing us their popcorn which I thought was really sweet if not a little silly because movie popcorn is expensive.

May. 17th, 2016


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I woke up this morning and my ears were pointy! Not elf-pointy, but more like kender pointy! Which is less pointy than an elf, but more pointy than a human's! Isn't that exciting?! And I'm pretty sure I can hear even better now!

May. 5th, 2016


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OMG Can all of my friends check in with me?? PLEASE? Because that stuff with the Storm Troopers freaked me out! I want to make sure everyone's okay!!

May. 3rd, 2016


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Oh ho, so who wants to get drunk? No, seriously. Hawke and I need taste testers for the specialty cocktails at the tavern we're opening soon - it's called the Hanged Man, and it's a tribute to the one from Kirkwall, which is the shitter of Thedas but if there was any amazing place to go get pissed as your life flushes down the toilet, it was definitely the Hanged Man. We've also designed drinks for our gang, the ones who are here and some who aren't.

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The location's in Anaheim, a quaint medieval-themed pub right near Disneyland. We'd so appreciate your help with letting us know how things taste! Cheers, loves.

PS, I definitely recommend Sparkly Balls and King Alistair. Champion's Cock goes smoothly down the throat as well.

Apr. 5th, 2016


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Living with a Kender prank-happy roommate on April Fool's is not what I would define as fun. It's been four days now and I'm still cautious every time I open my bedroom door.

At least the Dreams have finally given me my spellbook.

Mar. 21st, 2016


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Oh boy, my dreams sure have been exciting! Tanis and Flint decided that they were going to go to Thorbardin - which is like, this ancient dwarven kingdom that's inside a mountain that has been closed to the whole world since the Catacalysm which was 350 years ago - to see if us and all our refugees could stay with them for a while! I tried to convince them to let me go with them, but they said I had to stay behind and take care of Tika. Which I guess is okay, because I like Tika.

Anyway, then in the middle of the night, Sturm and Raistlin and Caramon snuck off to this old haunted cave that was owned by an evil old mage and was filled with all sorts of traps and soul sucking demons and man-eating monsters, and I was really really jealous, and Tika was kind of annoyed that Caramon just snuck off so then she said we should go with them. So obviously I had to, because I needed to keep an eye on Tika and all and I couldn't very well let her go to an haunted cave of an evil mage filled with all sorts of ancient evils all by herself. And then we found a cave and we very narrowly escaped being eaten by a man-eating Stalig Mite, and then we found Caramon and Raistlin and Sturm and Sturm had been possessed by a dwarf prince!!!!!

It was this old helm that he put on that turned him into this Prince Grallen person, and ohhh, I hope I get to wear the helm soon because I really really want to be a dwarf. I think it would be a lot of fun, and wouldn't Flint be surprised if I came back as a dwarf prince. I wonder if he'd have to obey everything I said. That would be fun.

Anyway, Prince Sturm decided to take us to the secret hidden gate of Thorbardin, and we had to fight off a whole army of draconians who were also interested in the haunted cave of an evil mage, and then we ran into Tanis and Flint, and I said that I bet I was the first kender since the Catacalysm to get to go inside Thorbardin, and then Flint said that he bet I was the first kender ever to get to go to Thorbardin.

Sooooooooooo, pretty much the best dreams ever. I really really hope I get to be possessed by a dwarf while I'm in Thorbardin!

Mar. 12th, 2016


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Hello!

No, that’s too formal.

Hi, guys!

Wow, that’s rude. Not everyone is a guy.

Hey, peeps!

Does anyone say peeps anymore? Okay, Urban Dictionary is telling me they don’t.

I’m Merrill! Good start. This is so exciting. Has anyone else felt like they didn’t fit in before they started having their dreams? I know we couldn’t have known, not really, but this explains so much. I’m not even human! Well, I mean, I am I think?, but I’m not in my dreams. There were so many of us—elves, that is. It was an important gathering of some kind, and it was all very exciting. I set something on fire, too! With my hands! Does anyone keep a diary to record everything they remember? I should really find those scented highlighters.

Oh! We share something about ourselves here, right? I’m a Cryptozoologist. You should visit me at my office! It’s cramped, really, and a mess right now, but I like visitors. If you let me know you’re coming, I could bake something, too. One of my roommates is a chemist, and our kitchen is probably contaminated. You know what! I’ll just buy cookies for us. Would that be all right? Does anyone have any food allergies? This is too long. You’re rambling now, Merrill.

I’ll just be on Tumblr if you need me.

Mar. 11th, 2016


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I woke up the other day with a whole head of hair! I've never had this much hair before in my life, but in my dreams I do. It's pretty great, and I sure am glad that my topknot came through here. Even if it does take about six times longer to brush and wash and Raistlin would have been totally right about it clogging the shower drain if I hadn't went to get one of those nifty hair-catching things you put in the drain!


Anyway, the dreams are lucky they've given me this hair, because otherwise I would have been very annoyed at my dream last night. Everyone was having a delegates meeting with all the refuges we rescued from the Dragonarmies, and then Caramon tied me to a chair so he could go find Raistlin. My entire dream was being tied to a chair! And while that was interesting for all of five minutes, it sure got boring after a while.

Mar. 9th, 2016


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I managed to make it through the weather we’ve had this winter – dream related and otherwise - without catching a cold. So I’m a little annoyed that here it is now March, perfectly sunny and tolerable outside, and I’ve developed a cough.

I don’t need this right now. I’m too busy for a cold.

Mar. 5th, 2016


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So we found a Golem. She hates pigeons. Like really, really hates pigeons. So we took her along with us to get these Sacred Ashes that were supposed to cure this bloke we needed. He has an army. We need that army to defeat the Blight. Scratch his back he scratches ours, that sort of thing. Something tells me when we seek help from the Dwarves and Elves we're going to have to fetch strange things for them too.

So we brought the ashes back to Redcliffe only to discover this poor boy was possessed by a demon.

Bright point, we killed a dragon! Really big one, too.

Mar. 3rd, 2016


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Oh hey, Valarnet, what's going on? The world hasn't ended today, can I get a 'hell yeah'?

Kind of funny that we base our days on that, but what can you do.

I don't have much else to share besides IT'S A BOY!!!11! which we found out a little after Valentine's Day, and we're currently doing up the nursery (safari theme, very not cheesy or related to Neverland or fairy tales, thank fuck). Which brings me to my question: Anyone out there make furniture, or know someone who does? Em and I were interested in getting a rocking chair for the nursery, and I thought something hand-crafted would be nice. There are still a few months 'til we'd need it, so hopefully that's enough notice.

Mar. 1st, 2016


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My dreams decided to give me something finally. Not my spellbook, which I have been very patient for, but a dead lizard.

I'm flattered.

Feb. 20th, 2016


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Have I ever mentioned how much I love this place? Because I really really love this place! The blood rain was so cool. I don't think I'll ever get the blood out of my clothes though so I'll probably have to throw them out which is too bad because I really really liked those pants (they had cats on them!), but I'm sure I can find other ones that are just as good!

But that's not even the best part! There were these weird monkey things that I had to fight off with my hoopak and that was a lot of fun!

But the best part was the giant monster I saw! The one they were talking about on the news! I ran into it myself, and I barely got away! It was big and it was fast, and it had fangs as long as my arm, and long shaggy green fur. It's claws were huge too, and could obviously rend through skin and bones and everything else! And it had big red flaming eyes! And wings! Big scaley wings! When it charged at me, I hit it with some rocks to slow it down, and then I threw sand in its eyes and barely got away! It took flight and tried to find me that way, but I managed to hide under some crates until it got bored and wandered away!

Jan. 13th, 2016


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Sometimes these dreams are really hard. I mean, they were going great for a while there! A unicorn with all her centaur friends made us a big feast which was delicious and there was enough food for all of us even though Caramon was there because when Caramon is around there's usually not nearly enough food for everyone. But there was, and we all got to eat it and it was delicious!

And then we got to fly on the backs of these Pegasuses and it was wonderful. I'd never flown before in the dreams and I just loved it. At least until they put us to sleep. I tried not to fall asleep, but they insisted that I did because otherwise people might panic and fall off their backs but clearly they've never met a kender before because kender don't panic about anything.

And then when we landed we saw Goldmoon's home town and it was... nothing really all that interesting. In fact, there was nothing at all interesting until we found our ways into this swamp, and Flint and I scouted ahead and we might have got a little bit drunk we ran into even more draconians! Draconians are these creepy lizard people that turn into stone when you kill them. Anyway, Flint and I jumped into the swamp but everyone else got captured by the draconians! And then I pretended to be a dragon in order to free them all, and I got stuck in it's head and because everything was on fire Tanis had to chop off the head and I was really worried that they were going to chop off my topknot but it was all still there when they finally managed to get me out of the fake dragon's head.

And once we escaped from the draconian camp, we finally found Xak Tsaroth which was where we were planning on going because of Goldmoon's magical blue crystal staff, and we found a dragon.

Like, a real live breathing dragon! I thought that all the dragons got killed by Huma a really long time ago, but nope! There was one just hiding in this well in the middle of Xak Tsaroth.

But running into the dragon really wasn't as great as I thought it would be. Cut for a description of someone melted by acid )

For the most part, I really do like the dreams. It's so much more interesting than just going to sleep at night and not really doing anything. But I wish that the bad things that happened in them... didn't happen. And I don't know why all the really awful things have to come right after really great things like flying on flying horses and seeing a real life dragon for the first time.

Dec. 21st, 2015


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Tas' Christmas adventure, cut for length, viewable to all )


I guess there are some downsides to living here though. Living in a bouncy castle was a lot of fun for a while. Even when I popped my bed it wasn't so bad because the floor is still nice and squishy. But I popped the couch today, and I kind of really miss walking on solid ground. And I miss not needing to worry about accidentally popping a hole in the furniture. I wonder if I popped a wall if the ceiling would fall down. That could be kind of interesting, I guess.

Anyway, does anyone know how I can turn my apartment into an apartment again instead of a big bouncy castle?

Dec. 8th, 2015


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Raistlin told me he saw Frosty the Snowman and then I came on here and saw that a whole bunch of people have seen Christmas characters and I don't think that's very fair because I haven't seen anyone! I wonder if I run into Rudolph or any of his reindeer friends if they'll give me a ride! How fun would that be? Getting to fly around over California. I've always wanted to fly.

But more importantly, I think I'm going to try to find Santa! There's so many things I want to ask him for for my friends! Does anyone want to come on a Santa search with me?


Also, I've been having more dreams! And I really do think that everyone is part giant! Except for Flint. Flint's normal sized.

But we ran into about fifty goblins outside of our hometown. Me, Flint, and Tanis Half-Elven (Half-Elven? Ha! Try Half-Giant)! I killed them all with a bit of help from Flint and Tanis. And then we went to this inn in Solace and there were all our other friends! I guess we'd sworn a sacred oath to meet there on that day five years ago! Our friend Kit couldn't make it though and Flint was all grumpy about it but I think that's just his default state. And Raistlin was there too! But he looked extra scary (shhh, don't tell him I said that).

And there was this old man and this beautiful lady and her boyfriend who were telling stories, and then the Theocrat fell in the fire and the old man handed me the pretty lady's staff and told me to knock him over so I did and then he was miraculously healed! I think I must have magical powers (I was pretty surprised about it in the dreams too so I think they must be new)! He wasn't very happy about it though. Some people just don't have any gratitude.

Nov. 23rd, 2015


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I think I finally had one of those great dreams everyone's always talking about! I was worried my dreams were going to be really boring but this one wasn't at all! Someone dropped this ring, so I picked it up and put it on but I couldn't take it off again no matter what I tried to do! And then it teleported me. Right into the middle of the ocean. I almost drowned, but then, right before I did, it transported me again into the middle of this scratchy briar patch! And then it kept teleporting me, and then I realized that it was taking me to this big creepy tower on the top of this hill that was surrounded by storm clouds and lightning and I just knew it was the tower of some mage who was probably evil, but I couldn't stop the ring from teleporting me and then I ended up inside the tower and was captured by these two automatons!

And then they took me to this Magus and he really was evil! He was wearing black robes and everything. And he was so tall. He must have been at least twelve feet tall! And he tried to take off the ring but he couldn't and then he tried to take it off with magic but the ring blasted him away!

He locked me up in prison but the ring teleported me out of the cell into this air vent where he summoned a demon. And the demon had tentacle arms and two no, wait, four no, wait six heads. And he asked this demon who called himself the Prince of Demons about my ring and the demon didn't really seem all that pleased about being asked about it but didn't have any answers, but he looked right at me and I thought for sure he was going to tell the Magus and eat me but he didn't. And then I snuck away into the Magus' library and found a book about the demon, and let me tell you, he's not a friendly demon. In fact, he sounded like bad news.

But then the Magus captured me again and told me he was going to feed me to the demon, so he dragged me into the summoning room and summoned the demon and commanded him to eat me. But I threw a rock at the Magus and it screwed up his summoning, so the demon turned on the Magus instead.

"I created this ring as a failsafe in case someone abused their powers," the demon declared, as he snatched the Magus up in his tentacle arm. "Thank you, little kender, for releasing me from this Magus' hold. I owe you a lifetime of debt. You are my hero and my saviour," he said, and as he dragged the Magus kicking and screaming into the Abyss, he removed the ring from my finger and sent me home.

And then I ran into Raistlin's older sister, Kitiara, and some other guy. And they were both really tall too! Kitiara must have been at least ten feet tall. I wonder if she's part giant. I bet giants exist in my dream world, since Demons and teleportation rings do. Kitiara must be part giant. I wonder if it's on her mother's side or her father's side. Maybe Raistlin is part giant too! I could believe it of Caramon. He's really big. It would sure explain a couple of things.

But Kitiara and this other guy, Strum, and I all went for drinks and I told them all about it but they didn't believe me. =( But it's true!



ANYWAY! That was the best dream I've ever had! I hope they're all that exciting.

Nov. 15th, 2015


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Well, I wanted to do this last week but our apartment needed a little more work than I expected before we could have guests over, so I guess I have to push this to this week instead!

As some of you know, Raistlin and I just moved into this great county and it's absolutely wonderful! And all of you seem like such great people and we'd really like to get to know all of you, so Raistlin and I are going to have an apartment warming party this Friday and all of you are welcome!

We live at [address] an address someplace but I guess you'll have to ask for it and I always leave the door unlocked so just feel free to start coming by whenever you want! Though preferably not before Friday because I haven't finished decorating yet!

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It's 1:30 am and I'm wide awake because of the noise I heard across the hall. I'm pretty sure the neighbor who lives in that apartment is certifiable. I came home with dinner Friday night and she was out in the hall. I don't know what she was doing out there, but she was babbling about Friday the 13th and the fact that there as a new moon and how doom would follow or something. The new moon was the 11th.

I couldn't get in my apartment fast enough. This place keeps getting weirder. Is this normal?

Nov. 14th, 2015


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I guess after I'm done boggling about the entire mess of dreamland, I can actually appreciate learning more of what actually went on during the monster war that took place a thousand years before current dream events. Ever since I started dreaming I kept writing down everything I could remember - history, legends, spells, charts and whatever else - and I've got several notebooks filled. In case there's ever a need to look back for reference.

Anyway, things got to the 'OH SHIT' point to where casting the Giga Slave was the last option. Except I got blown up before I finished, the team and I got separated, and when we re-grouped we found a graveyard of extinct dragons (also part of the reason why this entire goddamn mess even started), and discovered the last Dark Star weapon. Cue a present-time dragon massacre, I got the weapon out of its barrier then proceeded to get the weapon stolen from me, and I woke up with a pounding headache.

My involvement in all this can be attributed to my sister, the first human approached to deal with this mess, declined, and dumped the responsibility on me. In both worlds you're an asshole, sis.

ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, The Reeces Peanutbutter Cup Burger. I...don't know if I'd eat that. Drunk? Maybe. Sober? Uhhh. Depends how hungry I am. I mean, I've had bacon chocolate chip cookies before, that was some good stuff. But actual beef stuffed with peanutbutter and chocolate? Errr.

Nov. 2nd, 2015


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So, I was just walking down the street yesterday and I ended up getting chased by about fifty vicious zombies and ghosts and witches! It was completely unexpected. I've never seen anything nearly as interesting as that before! I ended up beating them all up myself easy peasy. I didn't even break into a sweat or anything. I tried to tell Raistlin about it when I got home, but he didn't believe me at all even though it's the God's honest truth, cross my heart and hope to die.

Hi Orange County! I'm Tasslehoff Burrfoot, though my friends call me Tas, and I just moved here with my very best friend Raistlin, and I thought that this would be a great way for us to both make lots of new friends. When Raistlin begged me to come along with him so he wouldn't be lonely I had no idea that California would be this interesting! I can't believe it! And all of you have such neat dreams too. One time I had a dream where I was fifty feet tall and I got to scale buildings like King Kong and I got to swat planes out of the sky. It was one of the most fun dreams I've ever had! Except for the ones where Raistlin, Caramon and I were chased by zombies and I heroically beat them all while swinging from a tree like Tarzan! And the one where I got to go flying on the back of a dragon, that was a lot of fun too!