I think I finally had one of those great dreams everyone's always talking about! I was worried my dreams were going to be really boring but this one wasn't at all! Someone dropped this ring, so I picked it up and put it on but I couldn't take it off again no matter what I tried to do! And then it
teleported me. Right into the middle of the ocean. I almost drowned, but then, right before I did, it transported me again into the middle of this scratchy briar patch! And then it kept teleporting me, and then I realized that it was taking me to this big creepy tower on the top of this hill that was surrounded by storm clouds and lightning and I just
knew it was the tower of some mage who was probably evil, but I couldn't stop the ring from teleporting me and then I ended up
inside the tower and was captured by these two automatons!
And then they took me to this Magus and he really
was evil! He was wearing black robes and everything. And he was
so tall. He must have been at least twelve feet tall! And he tried to take off the ring but he couldn't and then he tried to take it off with magic but the ring blasted him away!
He locked me up in prison but the ring teleported me out of the cell into this air vent where he summoned a
demon. And the demon had tentacle arms and
two no, wait, four no, wait six heads. And he asked this demon who called himself the Prince of Demons about my ring and the demon didn't really seem all that pleased about being asked about it but didn't have any answers, but he looked
right at me and I thought for sure he was going to tell the Magus and eat me but he didn't. And then I snuck away into the Magus' library and found a book about the demon, and let me tell you, he's not a friendly demon. In fact, he sounded like bad news.
But then the Magus captured me again and told me he was going to feed me to the demon, so he dragged me into the summoning room and summoned the demon and commanded him to eat me. But I threw a rock at the Magus and it screwed up his summoning, so the demon turned on the Magus instead.
"I created this ring as a failsafe in case someone abused their powers," the demon declared, as he snatched the Magus up in his tentacle arm. "Thank you, little kender, for releasing me from this Magus' hold. I owe you a lifetime of debt. You are my hero and my saviour," he said, and as he dragged the Magus kicking and screaming into the Abyss, he removed the ring from my finger and sent me home.
And then I ran into Raistlin's older sister, Kitiara, and some other guy. And they were both really tall too! Kitiara must have been at least ten feet tall. I wonder if she's part giant. I bet giants exist in my dream world, since Demons and teleportation rings do. Kitiara
must be part giant. I wonder if it's on her mother's side or her father's side. Maybe Raistlin is part giant too! I could believe it of Caramon. He's really big. It would sure explain a couple of things.
But Kitiara and this other guy, Strum, and I all went for drinks and I told them all about it but they didn't believe me. =( But it's true!
ANYWAY! That was the best dream I've ever had! I hope they're all that exciting.